Different Headlines: Joey Chestnut to Defend his Nathans Hot Dog Eating Championship, Despite Arrest;;; Yale is Still Racist;;; Ranking the Top 7 Signature BBQ Regions in the United States;; Darwin Award for FAFO claimed;;; Why Travel Still Sucks;;; Mandalorian A Dud at The Box office;;;

Competitive Eating

Hot-dog-eating champion will be on probation while defending his title. – it wouldn’t be the same without him.

Racism

Yale Medical School’s Racial Favoritism

BBQ

Ranking the Top 7 Signature BBQ Regions in the United States

Sea Live

Cucumbers last longer than Diamonds. Does that make them and ED helper? sounds like a dick joke without me mentioning it early.

Darwin Award

Young Woman Plunges 330 Feet to Her Death From Russian Cliff While Taking Photos – That’s the dark side of Social Media. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

Travel

New Jersey Woman Gets Stuck On United Flight For 7 Hours And Wonders If She Has To Resort To Dire Measures To Get Off

Pro Traveler Gets Stopped At Security—It’s Because She Made A Pretty Common Mistake: ‘I Know The Rules By Heart’

Star Wars

-How do you ruin a layup. Everyone waited in lines for a good Marvel movie and you just put whipped cream on a pile of dog poop. I give you Mandalorian and Grogu