Category: amazon

Stuff You Do If You Have Bezos’s Kind Of Money

It used to be getting a fast car or a bigger house. The signs are always there. When you make money, you spend it just as easily.

Some want to be a Rocket Builder as a side job and is pulling off stuff NASA would only now be in planning meetings for.

Other, with a Musk type mood and wanting to have a dick measuring contest to see who makes that better rocket.

In this case, it’s one to Musk just for not doing this now. I know some or his blew up in the past, but this race to the moon is a new (actual) line of news and gets going before I’m gone.

Bezos can just blow up many millions of rocket pieces for nothing and build another one. That is called F/U Money, when there ain’t nothing left to spend it on.

Anywho: Here’s and Excerpt:

OAN Staff Lillian Mann
2:10 PM – Friday, May 29, 2026

Jeff Bezos’s “Blue Origin” rocket erupted in a massive explosion during a launchpad test after a hot-fire test went wrong, sending smoke flames and debris soaring miles into the sky.

Nearby homes shook as a bright orange plume erupted above the launch pad, billowing into the night sky over Cape Canaveral, Florida, on Thursday.

Bezos’s aerospace company, Blue Origin, was conducting a routine prelaunch static fire test when the vehicle exploded.

The heavy-lift New Glenn rocket was reportedly being prepared for its fourth overall flight in early June, which was scheduled to deploy a batch of 48 Amazon Project Kuiper low Earth orbit (LEO) internet satellites.

An un-crewed Blue Origin New Glenn rocket exploded on a Florida launchpad during a test, erupting into a massive fireball.

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— One America News (@OANN) May 29, 2026

Fortunately, no one was injured, Bezos confirmed.

“All personnel are accounted for and safe,” Bezos said on X. “It’s too early to know the root cause but we’re already working to find it. Very rough day, but we’ll rebuild whatever needs rebuilding and get back to flying. It’s worth it.”

The satellites are designed to compete with billionaire Elon Musk’s Starlink network — by providing high-speed, space-based internet service to users around the world, according to Reuters.

The 322-foot-tall New Glenn rocket has launched three times previously and is classified as a heavy-lift launch vehicle, capable of carrying massive payloads typically ranging between 20 and 50 metric tons, as Blue Origin aims to compete with SpaceX’s Falcon 9 and Falcon Heavy rockets.

All personnel are accounted for and safe. It’s too early to know the root cause but we’re already working to find it. Very rough day, but we’ll rebuild whatever needs rebuilding and get back to flying. It’s worth it.  — Jeff Bezos (@JeffBezos) May 29, 2026

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Different Headlines: Florida Nudists Can’t Find The Right Beach, Drunk Judge Caught Peeing With Her Pants Down, Amazon Buying Habits In Europe (Except Scandanavia), No (C)Rap Songs In The Top 40 For The First Time In 35 Years, Female Drivers Strike Again……and more

Ethrocentricity

From Ethnocentric to ‘Racist’ – Don’t blame it all on boomers, but we didn’t live up to the previous generation, for sure in sacrifice and for double sure in consumer egotism. Now, we’ve bred Gen X,Y, and Z; and the dreaded millennials.

How Buying Habits Have Changed

The Changing American — and International — Buying Culture – no more Sears catalog, and the Scandanavian countries Unions are so onerous that Amazon makes Denmark buy through Germany. They’re practically Germans anyway (not really, but when I say it, it pisses them off). They share a border and most speak good German.

Government Shutdown

Liberal Washington Post Blames Democrats for Government Shutdown, Calls on Them to End It – Enraging Their Left Wing Readers – It’s the fault of the left. Stop prioritizing illegals over American Citizens. In the end, the left always eat their own. They own the shutdown, and midterms are coming up.

Study: Tax Dollars Earmarked for Solving Homeless Crisis Used to Bankroll Far Left Agenda

Music

No Rap Songs in the Top 40 for First Time in 35 Years – It wasn’t music anyway, it was bitches this, whores that, kill the cops, and a thug culture that influence the youth badly in education. I saw it with my own eyes when tutoring these students. Turn it into Disco and burn it for good.

Female Drivers

Florida Father-To-Be Wakes up From Coma to Blame Angry Girlfriend for Causing Car Crash — Before Dying – you don’t just hit a tree, or maybe you do if you are either pissed, or DWF, driving while……you know. Give her the death penalty.

BLM

DOJ Investigates BLM Leadership Over Misuse of $90 MILLION in Donations – They didn’t help any blacks get a better life, but the BLM leaders got mansions and cars

Nudists

Nudists Keep Getting Arrested for Stripping Down at the Wrong Florida Beach – It’s usually the ones you wish would cover up, not the ones you want to see

Climate Scam

Poll Shows Women Likelier Than Men to Agree Crime Is a “Serious” Problem – Res Ispa Loquitur. Bill Gates just admitted that it’s a hoax and yet look who still believes in it.

FAFO

Illinois State U. Teaching Assistant Who Flipped TPUSA Table Now Arrested for Threatening Trump – NBADJT

Election

Painful to Watch: Top Biden Aide Admits to $4 Million Bonus if Biden Had Won Reelection – That much to hide Biden’s mental condition. Don’t tell me the left isnt’ crooked.

Air Travel

NASA’s X-59 Quiet Supersonic Jet Takes First Flight – a prototype for the next Concorde. Maybe we can get back to crossing the Atlantic in an hour and a half.

Welfare

Influencer Highlights Reality of Welfare Dependency for “Power and Control” [VIDEO] – The new plantation they have people on. It’s just no one will stand up and say it other than LBJ when he said he’d have them (N-word) voting Democrat for the next 200 years.

UK

Brits Who Actually Come to America Are Realizing We’re Awesome [VIDEO] – and the ones that don’t make disparaging remarks. I heard “you Yanks” more times than I can remember. When I asked if they’d been to the US, they hadn’t, every damn time.

Drunk Judge

Drunk judge caught with her pants down peeing in public—as cops haul away interfering husband…