The ‘Pride Month’ Pendulum Is Swinging – I think more people are being honest that they don’t support it like they said they did. They cried wolf too many times and brought debauchery where they went.
There are times that I need to brake on some topics The chemo has me feeling almost sea sick. I still have some humor, life experience and every day stuff.
So unless I fall into the well of yo momma memes, this is the last post on this subject.. Steal them as I need to clear cloud storage space. They are high on my list to remove for the space in my cloud storage
I lose more readers on this category than any other I post about. Try to get that it’s a joke and doesn’t represent who I am, other than I thought some were perfect.
It used to be getting a fast car or a bigger house. The signs are always there. When you make money, you spend it just as easily.
Some want to be a Rocket Builder as a side job and is pulling off stuff NASA would only now be in planning meetings for.
Other, with a Musk type mood and wanting to have a dick measuring contest to see who makes that better rocket.
In this case, it’s one to Musk just for not doing this now. I know some or his blew up in the past, but this race to the moon is a new (actual) line of news and gets going before I’m gone.
Bezos can just blow up many millions of rocket pieces for nothing and build another one. That is called F/U Money, when there ain’t nothing left to spend it on.
Anywho: Here’s and Excerpt:
OAN Staff Lillian Mann 2:10 PM – Friday, May 29, 2026
Jeff Bezos’s “Blue Origin” rocket erupted in a massive explosion during a launchpad test after a hot-fire test went wrong, sending smoke flames and debris soaring miles into the sky.
Nearby homes shook as a bright orange plume erupted above the launch pad, billowing into the night sky over Cape Canaveral, Florida, on Thursday.
Bezos’s aerospace company, Blue Origin, was conducting a routine prelaunch static fire test when the vehicle exploded.
The heavy-lift New Glenn rocket was reportedly being prepared for its fourth overall flight in early June, which was scheduled to deploy a batch of 48 Amazon Project Kuiper low Earth orbit (LEO) internet satellites.
An un-crewed Blue Origin New Glenn rocket exploded on a Florida launchpad during a test, erupting into a massive fireball.
“All personnel are accounted for and safe,” Bezos said on X. “It’s too early to know the root cause but we’re already working to find it. Very rough day, but we’ll rebuild whatever needs rebuilding and get back to flying. It’s worth it.”
The satellites are designed to compete with billionaire Elon Musk’s Starlink network — by providing high-speed, space-based internet service to users around the world, according to Reuters.
The 322-foot-tall New Glenn rocket has launched three times previously and is classified as a heavy-lift launch vehicle, capable of carrying massive payloads typically ranging between 20 and 50 metric tons, as Blue Origin aims to compete with SpaceX’s Falcon 9 and Falcon Heavy rockets.
All personnel are accounted for and safe. It’s too early to know the root cause but we’re already working to find it. Very rough day, but we’ll rebuild whatever needs rebuilding and get back to flying. It’s worth it. — Jeff Bezos (@JeffBezos) May 29, 2026
I could be very serious here and write a dissertation about the relationship between God, man and the history between the 3. Instead, the child inside of me will do this:
I’m going to have a hard time taking this one seriously, as it is my favorite Mensa joke.
It continues like this: and give 3 examples. Most people take it seriously and try to think their way through it, not realizing that it is a joke on them. I’ve heard some of the lamest responses by people of all levels.
(Note: this is an update. Will B. Done pointed out that the links didn’t work, so I fixed them so you can click and enjoy)
I’ve written this blog since August of 2005. It was originally meant for my job in analyst relations, but took a turn when I retired in 2011. It’s morphed into any number of things from humor, sarcasm, anti-Covid Jab and my ramblings on life.
I start Chemotherapy next week, so it’s going to slow down considerably, although I’ll post from time to time. I’ve scheduled some posts so it will look like I’m continuing as I suffer through the poison they will be putting in me. You’ll read something every day this week, but I’m not collecting headlines. I hope to be back, I just know I won’t have any energy
I want to say that I’ve enjoyed the 10’s of thousands of comments, and different groups of readers.
I mostly wrote it as it is my favorite form of communication. If you read anything about me, you know I’m introverted so small talk isn’t my greatest strength.
I pulled the list of top posts. It’s funny to me that my most successful post is Euphemisms for Stupid, which was number one on Google for over 10 years in that category.
As I look at the list, I see various stages of my life and different careers. I see family, pets and co-workers. I’m especially proud of My Dad. It’s the post, On Behalf of the President of the United States.
I wish you all the best and a longer life than me.
It’s not over, but for sure will not be as consistent.
If anyone wants to guest post, send it to me simonize@protonmail.com and I’ll try to put it up and give you credit.
Study Shows Some Humans Are Evolving To Be ‘Foxier’ – one thing is for sure, they are better than American girls in attitude alone. Feminism ruins females, and no amount of good looks makes you want to listen to them and their entitled, striving for likes online attitude.
Europeans Pay The Most For Public Transport – My wife’s family in Denmark constantly trash the USA about their free everything. They constantly go on about how much better their public transportation is. They just leave out the part that it costs a lot more. I’ll enjoy the freedom of my truck when I want to go somewhere. Everthing comes with a price. Theirs is 70% taxes.
Brits poorer than Mississippians – yes, they would be the 51st state in poverty if they were part of the US. It’s stuff like this that makes my stomach turn when Europe trashes the USA. They have no idea who they really are other than the likes of the formerly Great Britain. I know this won’t stop the America bashing, but at least there are facts out there
NFL Reporter Crissy Froyd Fired From USA Today After Criticizing Dianna Russini for Mike Vrabel Photos – It’s not like we believe the sideline reporters are there for their football knowledge. Which one of them ever played the sport. They are decorations and submission to the whold equality experiment failure. Give me a guy who had to play the game and can do a better job of explaining why a team is performing or failing. If they just want to show cute girls, pan to the cheerleaders. We’ll be happy to look at them. Get rid of the catty girls and give them a different job.
New Major Study Finds Europeans Got Smarter – This explains Rome 2000 years ago vs Africa today. You have to count the USA as Europeans becuase that is where most of them came from (except the 13% from Africa)
What Do Americans Consider Immoral? – Republicans and Democrats differ sharply on whether abortion, homosexuality and the death penalty are morally wrong
I’ve been a huge Olympics fan since 64 in Tokyo. I suffered through John Carlos and Tommie Smith in Mexico City in 68 and the terrorists in Munich in 72. I started watching during the Cold War, so the whole US vs. the USSR was going on.
I was always a track fan, especially the sprints and hurdles. I tend to miss the field events unless there was a spectacular athlete like Duplantis in the pole vault at present. I’d pick the 200 over the 100 as there is more going on with a turn involved than who can go the fastest in a straight line.
I swim for exercise, having been on swim teams as a kid. Unlike track, I like the distance events. I never miss a chance to see Katy Ledecky swim. I know her career is coming to a close sometime soon, so seeing greatness is a pleasure.
I enjoy the other events to a varying degree, but have less patience for a lot of the events.
I watched surprisingly little of the Winter Olympics this year. While I have in the past, I lost interest this year.
Azat tweeted, “A halal butcher in Zurich, Switzerland has sold 3.1 tons of pork labeled as veal to Muslim customers, who haven’t noticed any difference for three years.” – This is funny as shit.
The Oscars Died Last Weekend…Did Anyone Even Notice? – no, because I haven’t cared about Hollywood for decades when I found out who these people are. The movies have sucked for decades. It was last good when air travel was enjoyable, a long time ago
When the BLM Grift Runs Dry – it was about getting money. Corporations donated $90 billion, and it’s all gone with nothing to show for it. Even some of the mansions bought by Cuellers burned down in LA. It was as big fo a lie as the Climate Hoax. Free money for a lie
All-Hands-on-Deck Energy Policy – drill, baby, drill. The last administration did everything they could to choke off our energy. Unleashe it and it unleashes the economy
MLK Jr said his dream was that people would be judged by the content of their character, not the color of their skin. Here’s an inkling of the content of their character in 2026. It’s just random stuff that came up during the month to document how people act now. There is both good and bad
Twelve NFL teams had a combination of a white QB and white head coach. These 12 teams went 134-70. Eight of the 12 teams advanced to the playoffs. White is not superior to black. But the elimination of a stereotypical black victim mentality fosters winning. Victimhood is for… pic.twitter.com/VcUPkbIOLf
A jury just ordered the perpetrators of this one to pay $3.2 million in damages to the white child they publicly smeared in 2021 in a cooked-up scheme to raise $120k through GoFundMe.
You may remember this race hoax. The mainstream media…
Racist Cops Murder Black People Narrative Turned Inside Out: The Ferguson Effect – “Could get rid of all police shootings of civilians tomorrow, and it would have virtually no effect on the Black Death by homicide rate. Blacks between the ages of 10 and 25 die of gun homicide at 25 times the rate of whites in that age category, and they’re not being killed by the cops. They’re being killed by other blacks, and nobody wants to talk about it.”
We told you so: EPA was wrong about CO2 from the start – By repealing the so-called endangerment finding, the EPA has admitted what working Americans have known all along: CO2 was never the existential threat it was sold to be. This single regulatory reversal wipes out more than a trillion dollars in compliance costs and saves families thousands of dollars per vehicle.
There’s Only One Greenhouse Gas—And It Isn’t CO2– It’s not methane either. Killing the cows in Denmark didn’t solve a thing. Science is finally winning the climate scam lying started by Al Gore
I had to think about it this week. I thought about Thune, for not passing the SAVE Act, but there was a higher calling this week.
We are in the middle of the Olympics, the once every 4 years (for the Winter Olympics), and the chance to put all the bullshit aside and be proud of your country.
I grew up in the Cold War, when China, Russia, and East Germany were popping steroids like M&M’s. I was never prouder when they played the Star Spangled Banner because we won an event.
The Italians are doing well and have won a lot in the first week. As they stand on top of the podium, they sing “Il Canto degli Italiani,” which translates to “The Song of the Italians,” as do all the Italians in the audience.
I say this as we have assholes on our team that aren’t proud of our flag, don’t sing the anthem, and promote politics and being queer over winning for your country.
Let’s start with this: Olympic figure skater Amber Glenn accused the Trump administration of attacking her “human rights.”
Glenn’s sentiments came in a pre-Olympics press conference last week, where she made her case to reporters that the “queer community” is stronger than ever. Glenn posted an interview she took part in where she discussed being an “advocate for mental health and the LGBTQ+ community,” which is “making figure skating more supportive, inclusive, and open.”
Look, I’m married to a professional figure skater. I’ve known they were fags for decades. Why can’t you just skate and be an American for a couple of days?
Then, there were the freestyle skiers.
While several athletes skirted around the question of politics with diplomatic answers about representing personal values at the 2026 Winter Olympics, freestyle skiers Chris Lillis and Hunter Hess acknowledged that wearing red, white, and blue at this point in history comes with mixed emotions during a press conference.
“A lot of times, athletes are hesitant to talk about political views and how we feel about things. I feel heartbroken about what’s happening in the United States,” he said. “I’m pretty sure you’re referencing ICE and some of the protests and things like that. I think that as a country, we need to focus on respecting everybody’s rights and making sure that we’re treating our citizens as well as anybody, with love and respect.”
WTF does this have to do with trying to win a Gold medal for your country? For one day, be an American first instead of an Asshole
I’m not going to say I pulled against them, but I pulled for their teammates to win.
Climate Alarmists Are Often Wrong But Never in Doubt – At the end of the day, “these models can display a pessimistic worldview in which climate damages accelerate to catastrophic levels, or a more optimistic one in which human progress keeps damages relatively modest. They offer little help in determining which of these futures is coming.”
The EU Just Murdered Western Civilization – they no longer will be pure any country of origin. It will destroy sales of country specific products that we were used to associating with. It figures it was a female who would lead with her emotions rather than logic.
Left-Wing Celebs Escalate Attacks on Trump, ICE – this is why America hates actors. You pretend to be others for a living. Don’t pretend to be important or think that we care what you think. Just go away to your Hollywood parties that are out of touch with real Americans
What’s Worrying Billionaires the Most in 2026? – being that rich isn’t as great as it seems. You have problems other people don’t have to worry about. You can’t take it with you anyway. Have enough and the rest is meaningless
The EU Is Falling Apart As theWorld Order shuffles
Davos Is Dead: Western Civ Has Suffered Enough… – WEF is falling apart. The head of the EU, Ursula von der Leyen, President of the European Commission has flushed Europe down the toilet, and Trump gets full rights to Greenland without NATO interfering. The world order is changing. This is good as I didn’t want to eat bugs. I like to own stuff also.
Dream Greenland Deal – with all the bitching from a piss ant country that won’t protect their own land, the Danes caved to Trump like a sandcastle in a storm
Dem’s distance themselves from Trans – That’s all they’ve got politically, and it was a loser platform in 2024. Plus, they are insufferable. It’s falling apart like the climate scam. You can only run on lies for so long before they run out of steam
From the source linked below: For much of his life, Attorney General Eric H. Holder Jr. carried around something peculiar. While most people keep cash, family photos, and credit cards in their wallets, Holder revealed to a reporter in 1996 that he keeps with him an old clipping of a quote from Harlem preacher Reverend Samuel D. Proctor. Holder put the clipping in his wallet in 1971, when he was studying history at Columbia University, and kept it in wallet after wallet over the ensuing decades.
What were Proctor’s words that Holder found so compelling?
“Blackness is another issue entirely apart from class in America. No matter how affluent, educated and mobile [a black person] becomes, his race defines him more particularly than anything else. Black people have a common cause that requires attending to, and this cause does not allow for the rigid class separation that is the luxury of American whites. There is a sense in which every black man is as far from liberation as the weakest one if his weakness is attributable to racial injustice.”
When asked to explain the passage, Holder replied, “It really says that … I am not the tall U.S. attorney, I am not the thin United States attorney. I am the black United States attorney.
Good Grief: They Want To Phase Out Fossil Fuels In Davos – I guess they didn’t get the memo that climate change wasn’t a problem anymore. Building energy producing plants for AI is the bigger issue and yes, it will generate C02. Nobody cares
EU is splintering – The Western fools led by German include Denmark and France, two countries that surrendered to Germany in World War II are demanding that Trump respect their authority. They have none. The USA protected Greenland from Hitler and his Nazi horde. Trump wants to defend it again, this time from Russia and Red China.
Germany Finally Admits Nuking Its Energy Sector for No Reason Was a Bad Idea – you ruined your economy and energy sector for the climate lies based on no facts. It will take you years to recover from this. “So we are now undertaking the most expensive energy transition in the entire world,” he said. “I know of no other country that makes things so expensive and difficult as Germany.”
Not a chance in Hell – He has Delusions of Grandeur
British Defence Secretary Says He Wants to Capture Putin Like Maduro – the UK is better off persecuting people for Meme’s than this. Putin is in a different class of security than Maduro and they don’t have the weapons or training that the Delta Force used to capture a 3rd World dictator.
Fact-check. Hard to tell if the bird shown is a lesbian or just a soy boy. But it would be in keeping with the state’s official fossil—the Giant Beaver.
FINALLY, Gene Roddenberry created the original Star Trek series.
Dan Aykroyd and Harold Ramis created Ghostbusters.
George Lucas created Star Wars.
Lewis Milestone created Ocean’s 11 starring Frank Sinatra.
Dale Launer created Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.
Reboots of these originals have replaced men with women and paled compared to the original. For example, the series Star Trek: Voyager and the new series Star Trek: Starfleet Academy are just not as good as the original. But Star Trek: The Next Generation was better than the original in part due to improved sets thanks to bigger budgets but also more intriguing stories.
The 2001 reboot of Ocean’s 11 led by George Clooney led to a new series of those films. A 2018 reboot called Ocean’s 8 led by Sandra Bullock did not.
Screenwriting was largely a white male occupation in the 20th century because they were good at it. Thanks to the push for diversity, only 44% of the Writers Guild of America today are white men.
It is not that people who are not white men cannot create original films that are box office hits. Gordon Parks directed Shaft. Isaac Hayes wrote and sang its iconic theme song.
But one of the reasons audiences left TV and the movies is that Hollywood stories suck because the industry kicked white men to the curb. It would be OK if the diversity crew came up with something original that was entertaining. Diversity isn’t Hollywood’s strength right now.
An Open Letter to Mark Ruffalo – one of the most outspoken, over pampered and least educated of the bunch. Him, Deniro, Springsteen and Rosie are the leading TDS tards. This guy is also lying a lot. It’s too bad as I like the Avengers, just not in real life
Confessions of a Recovering Liberal White Woman – Worse than Karens, they are mentally ill and are oug to hurt families, the country and ultimately themselves. How do we rid our lives from these creatures.
George Floyd Redux: Renee Good – it’s not going to work twice. $2 billion in BLM destruction and $9 billion in welfare theft. What do they have in common?
History Will Not Be Kind to Gender-Affirming Wokesters – They will study Bud Light and the rest of the loser marketing moves for decades on things not to do. It was some of the most cringe worthy actions by people I’ve been forced to go through.
More Floridians, Californians Moving to Texas Than Reverse – I get both. California is about as bad as Illinois, and no one is from Florida. They moved there from other states. Plus, both have tourists who ruin everything for the locals. The drivers in Florida don’t know how. I don’t miss living there.
Metropolitan State U. of Denver Rejects Standard American English in the Name of ‘Anti-Racism’ – They don’t even realize they are the racists. The rest of us just want to be left alone and treated like humans. So do the students have to ax a question bruh? No wonder the kids are stupid with having this to deal with. Go to a real school that teaches you how to prepare for life.
The War on White Men Is Real—Here’s the Proof – everyone hates number one and tries to take him down. Man up and don’t take this PC crap. Be the real man that made this country great. Don’t listen to the SJW BS saying we did anything but build the greatest country and help the most people around the world.
I just read that Europe will look up at the moon and know they’ve never been there and will never go, unless it is on an American spaceship.
Order up 72 more Virgins, Israel Got another Quds Leader
The IDF eliminated a senior operative in the IRGC's Quds Force, Hussein Mahmoud Marshad al-Jawhari, in an airstrike in southern Lebanon's Ansariyah. The IDF described Al-Jawhari as a key operative in the QF's Operational Unit (Unit 840), responsible for advancing attacks against… pic.twitter.com/vtNBqkz2fP
The Evidence Is Clear: Masks Don’t Do Anything… – neither did the jab or social distancing. It was just controlling the population. The Germans did shit like that in the 30’s and everyone obeyed like sheep. They could have just taken vitamin D3 and ivermectin and be protected for a few cents.
Last night, the left lost their minds when Bijan Robinsin commented on his play as it related to a game we played as kids. He called it smear the queer, but we knew it as kill the man with the ball. He had to walk it back, but I know he didn’t mean it.
If you grew up before video games and actually played outside without a helmet, it was great fun. If you don’t know it, look it up. It will be a good education for you on why our generation tried harder at most things. The struggle was real, like real life, everyone against you.
Another good game was Red Rover. It’s where you line up kids in 2 groups, holding each other by the arms, and pick someone from the other side to run and try to break the hold. Red rover, red rover, send x (next victim) on over. In reality, it was a way to clothesline a kid from the other side, also great fun.
We also played war, kick the can, and baseball, where a parked car served as 3rd base. The game would stop for a while if a car came through, but there weren’t as many back then.
And then there is dodgeball. That’s where you’d hit the girls and the fat kids first. Nothing beats a good shot to the face though. That’s the real score
If you didn’t have a ball, there was kick the can.
Sometimes it was stickball. Kids from NY know that one well.
Life was easier back then, and we didn’t need a Switch or Xbox to play video games. Our moms kicked us out of the house, and we made stuff up.
If there were not enough other kids, you could climb a tree or throw something for the dog to chase. I grew up in an old tangerine farm so that is what we had, way before tennis balls were dog toys.
Delusions of Adequacy 