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Different But Better Headlines: Ranking The 33 Greatest Album Openers Of All-Time;;; Ranked: The World’s Most Indebted Households in 2026;;; What Happens When You believed The Covid Lies;;; AOTW;;; Food to help avoid Alzheimer’s;;; Why girls Sports is still a joke;;;; Why Travel Still Sucks;;;; Depopulation Won’t Save Us Or The Planet;;; Socialism Never works;;; Twins have different Dads, Mom’s a slut;;;; Scientists Eye Breakthrough in Reversing Aging….and more

Between 5 different doctors appointments, 2 procedures under anesthesia and so many blood draws that they used all my veins on both arms, I gathered these for those who care.

Albums

Ranking The 33 Greatest Album Openers Of All-Time

Cars

The Bestselling Used Cars, Trucks, and SUVs in Each State

Economy

Ranked: The World’s Most Indebted Households in 2026 – I bet those in debt still go to Starbucks

Covid

Parents Sent To Prison After Isolating Kids For Four Years Over COVID Fears – talk about being a sheep or a lemming, these guys take it to the max. They would have been good Germans in 1930 and done what they were told

Artificial Intelligence

“It’s Making Me Dumber for Sure”: Software Developers Say AI Is Rotting Their Brains

Alzheimer’s Food

Alzheimer’s experts share foods linked to better brain health.

Men Vs Women

University of Washington Women’s Soccer Team Loses to 14-Year-Old Boys – most of the boys were 12 and 13. It should tell you all you need to know about girls sports.

AOTW

Hidden Camera INSIDE White House Catches Staff Trying To SABOTAGE President

Travel

Woman Boards 12-Hour Flight, Sees The State Of Her Seat’s Headrest. Now She Regrets Forgetting Her Hoodie: ‘Spirit Would Never’

Woman Shares What Happens When You Fall Off A Cruise Ship—And How To Improve Your Chances Of Survival – better yet, never go on a cruise. They are petri dishes for bacteria and are a floating food trough for people who are too lazy to take a real vacation.

Armed Forces Day

Profiles of Valor: Armed Forces Day – I always thank anyone in uniform or that has a hat from a previous war (especially Viet Nam) for their services. I include the Police, firemen, EMS, ICE, and anyone who thanklessly helps the public, especially liberals who hate them (and don’t know why, other than they were told to)

Depopulation

Depopulation Won’t Save Us Or The Planet – there is plenty of room for 10 times the people we have on earth. It’s about power and control, not population

Mamdani and Socialism

Communist Mamdani’s Latest Redistribution Scheme: Tax On All New York Homes Over $1 Million Bought With Cash – you run out of other people’s money. Florida has no tax, yet is running a surplus. Capitalism always helps people get out of poverty (assuming they’ll work)

Mayor Mamdani ERUPTS After Blackstone DUMPS 1,000 NYC Apartments For Texas And Florida!

EV Hoax

Honda reported its first annual loss since becoming a publicly listed company in 1957. The $2.7B drop comes months after the Japanese carmaker scaled back its electric vehicle plans in the US. (See the scrapped models.) – no free government handout, no one buys them. Gas price goes up, people buy Hemi’s

So Mom Was a Slut

Twins with Different Dads – Mom boned 2 guys the same night

Aging

Scientists Eye Breakthrough in Reversing Aging

I’m not Going To be Able To Post Much Anymore (and why), so here are some Top Posts On This Blog

(Note: this is an update. Will B. Done pointed out that the links didn’t work, so I fixed them so you can click and enjoy)

I’ve written this blog since August of 2005. It was originally meant for my job in analyst relations, but took a turn when I retired in 2011. It’s morphed into any number of things from humor, sarcasm, anti-Covid Jab and my ramblings on life.

I start Chemotherapy next week, so it’s going to slow down considerably, although I’ll post from time to time. I’ve scheduled some posts so it will look like I’m continuing as I suffer through the poison they will be putting in me. You’ll read something every day this week, but I’m not collecting headlines. I hope to be back, I just know I won’t have any energy

I want to say that I’ve enjoyed the 10’s of thousands of comments, and different groups of readers.

I mostly wrote it as it is my favorite form of communication. If you read anything about me, you know I’m introverted so small talk isn’t my greatest strength.

I pulled the list of top posts. It’s funny to me that my most successful post is Euphemisms for Stupid, which was number one on Google for over 10 years in that category.

As I look at the list, I see various stages of my life and different careers. I see family, pets and co-workers. I’m especially proud of My Dad. It’s the post, On Behalf of the President of the United States.

I wish you all the best and a longer life than me.

It’s not over, but for sure will not be as consistent.

If anyone wants to guest post, send it to me simonize@protonmail.com and I’ll try to put it up and give you credit.

Posts & pages

Views

Different But Better Headlines: Jet Cars;;; The Priciest Buffet;;; Starbucks at $9;;; This Is The Salary Needed To Live Comfortably In US Cities;;; Ferrari Hybrid Values Sink As Buyers Chase V8s And V12s;;; Why Travel Still Sucks;;; 1970 Ford Mustang Boss 302 Fastback…..and more

Cars

The Nebula Next 01 Jet Edition packs 1,876 electric horsepower, – Jet Cars, like Batman

Ferrari Hybrid Values Sink As Buyers Chase V8s And V12s – people like real cars over EV’s

1970 Ford Mustang Boss 302 Fastback

Factory Grabber Orange, Factory Shaker, Matching Numbers Engine, Rotisserie Restoration

Bring On Joey Chestnut

Can one man get his money’s worth at America’s priciest buffet.

Starbucks

Starbucks CEO Roasted as ‘Out of Touch’ Over Defense of $9 Coffee: ‘Affordable Premium Experience’ – What gets me is that dumbasses pay this for a cup of flavored water. I’ver refused it for decades now. I’ll go to a local shop, but never Starbucks.

MAHA

Study Finds Flavonoid-Rich Foods Linked to Healthier Aging in Nearly 90,000 Adults

Money

This Is The Salary Needed To Live Comfortably In US Cities

Travel

Long Lines At Michigan Airport As Spirit Airlines Cancels Flights Amid Shutdown Rumors

Climate Hoax

Morano on Fox debunks Gore’s 20 years of climate fearmongering & talks US record energy production

AOTW

First, I need to let my readers know that I’m facing a significant health challenge. I could be out for stretches of time, so I’m going to have to make decisions on posting. I’ll be crossing the finish line of life in a bit. I’m just waiting to find out where that is on the timeline.

Therefore, this will be the last AOTW. I tried to honor Denny of Grouchy Old Cripple with this, but it’s soon going to be too much for me to do.

That being said, let’s name this week’s winner.

Since I’m a pattern person, this came at me from a lot of directions. It’s the Hate group Southern Poverty Law Center.

Here’s a smattering of their work that earned them the final AOTW. Any group that hates straight, white, Christian, and especially men, deserves it

Southern Poverty Law Center Is a Hate Hoax

Sometimes a hate hoax is not just a single incident but an entire institution — as in the case of the Southern Poverty Law Center. Racism against anyone other than whites is virtually nonexistent in this country. What little there is, the SPLC has been financing to fundraise off of and to shore up its Cultural Marxist ideology.

Federal grand jury charges Southern Poverty Law Center with fraud over hate ratings

A federal grand jury in Alabama has charged the Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC) with multiple counts of wire fraud, bank fraud, and conspiracy to commit money laundering.

Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche said the charges stem from allegations that the organization paid individuals tied to extremist groups.

In Misguided Response to Charlottesville, Apple Donates to Liberal Group That Endangers Conservatives

A Few Famous People Who Love the SPLC Hate Group

SPLC heavily funded neo-Nazi and KKK groups so they would become more violent and more powerful. The SPLC claims they were informants. However, instead of just putting staff in there to spy, they funded leaders, provided transportation, and grew the violent, racist groups on the far-right, according to the FBI.

DOJ Indicts Southern Poverty Law Center for Funding KKK, Defrauding Donors — Accusations Include Giving Funds to Undercover Operatives Who Helped Plan Notorious 2017 Charlottesville Rally -With TGP Exclusive Video

SPLC Founder Accused Of Trying To Rape Teenage Step-Daughter

Southern Poverty Law Center Charged With “Money-Laundering”, Wire Fraud, Bank Fraud, and Conspiracy to Commit Money-Laundering, But What It Really Seems To Be About Is THEY PAID FOR THE WHITE SUPREMACISTS IN CHARLOTTESVILLE!!!

I think by now, you get my drift. They deserve to be the final winner.

Different And Better Headlines: Brits poorer than Mississippians; World’s First LSD Trip; FAFO: Girls Are Petty; Here Are 10 of the Most Egregious Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Snubs Still Waiting on a Call From Cleveland; New Major Study Finds Europeans Got Smarter Over The Centuries; Today’s Schools Hurt Black Students More Than the KKK Ever Could; Why Travel Still Sucks; Women Order Drinks. Then They Ask The Server If They Are ‘On The House’—His Response Might Shock You; These 13 Pitchers Have Been Taken Yard The Most Times In MLB History; LGBT Migrants Preferred; Spain Commits Cultural Suicide…..and more

UK

Brits poorer than Mississippians – yes, they would be the 51st state in poverty if they were part of the US. It’s stuff like this that makes my stomach turn when Europe trashes the USA. They have no idea who they really are other than the likes of the formerly Great Britain. I know this won’t stop the America bashing, but at least there are facts out there

LSD

First Acid Trip

Guess What? It happened in the UK

Backstabbing Girls Get Canned – FAFO

NFL Reporter Crissy Froyd Fired From USA Today After Criticizing Dianna Russini for Mike Vrabel Photos – It’s not like we believe the sideline reporters are there for their football knowledge. Which one of them ever played the sport. They are decorations and submission to the whold equality experiment failure. Give me a guy who had to play the game and can do a better job of explaining why a team is performing or failing. If they just want to show cute girls, pan to the cheerleaders. We’ll be happy to look at them. Get rid of the catty girls and give them a different job.

Rock n Roll

Here Are 10 of the Most Egregious Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Snubs Still Waiting on a Call From Cleveland – don’t agree with all of them, but I was from South Florida also and was a huge Buffett fan

Intelligence

New Major Study Finds Europeans Got Smarter – This explains Rome 2000 years ago vs Africa today. You have to count the USA as Europeans becuase that is where most of them came from (except the 13% from Africa)

Education

Today’s Schools Hurt Black Students More Than the KKK Ever Could – see the 13% above

Air Travel/FAFO

Woman Sobs In Airport After Getting Tackled For ‘Violating TSA.’ She Didn’t Know She Couldn’t Open The Door – she’s a dumbass, but travel keeps trending towards sucking more

Girls Who Expect Thingss Because They Are Girls

Women Order Drinks. Then They Ask The Server If They Are ‘On The House’—His Response Might Shock You – face it, if they didn’t have a pussy, we’d probably kill them for the shit we put up with.

Baseball Home Runs

These 13 Pitchers Have Been Taken Yard The Most Times In MLB History – some pretty famous names here

Lefties Love derainged Immigrants more

LGBT Migrants Preferred

Spain

This Is Spain’s Last Chance to Save Itself – their culture will be gone, it’s just whether the economy dies first

Different And Better Headlines: 15 of the Best-Looking New Cars You Can Buy Today; Mapped: Only One Country Can Feed Itself Fully; Why Travel Still Sucks; Gay propaganda; Love in a Tight Economy: Why More Americans Are Dating Less in 2026; ‘Avengers: Doomsday’ Test Screening Reactions Say It’s The Directors’ Best MCU Movie Yet, Surpassing ‘Infinity War’ And ‘Endgame’; New Report Shows Biden Officials Knew of COVID-19 Vaccine Risks; New Report Shows Biden Officials Knew of COVID-19 Vaccine Risks….and more

Cars

15 of the Best-Looking New Cars You Can Buy Today

Food

Mapped: Only One Country Can Feed Itself Fully – and you’ll never guess which one

Travel

Woman Catches Frontier Agents At Philadelphia Airport Make ‘Savage’ Announcement. All Of A Sudden 15 People Are Booted From The Flight: ‘This Should Be Illegal’

‘All I’m Seeing Is Free First Class’: Woman Gets Sick Mid-10-Hour Flight. Is It The Biggest Upgrade Hack Of All Time?

Florida Woman Goes On Solo Trip To Belgium. Then She Gets Booted From Restaurant For Being Alone: ’Why Am I Being Punished For Being Single?’

Gay propaganda

“Same-Sex Couples Face Higher Climate Change Risks, New UCLA Study Shows.” – Oh FFS, what aren’t they affected by? Talk about an annoying group of people

Dating in 2026

Love in a Tight Economy: Why More Americans Are Dating Less in 2026 – I thought it was because feminists ruined life for men. They wanted peace more than what they had to put up with for some coochie. I know I get sick of their shit.

Avengers

‘Avengers: Doomsday’ Test Screening Reactions Say It’s The Directors’ Best MCU Movie Yet, Surpassing ‘Infinity War’ And ‘Endgame’ Please cut out the woke crap and let it be a good movie. No Captain Marvel, no Black Widow, No Hawkeye and Steve Rogers as the real Captain America.

Masters

Pressure Mounts To Ban Smart Glasses At The Masters From Purists Who Think It Taints The Experience – someone will always find a hack around the no phone rule

Covid

New Report Shows Biden Officials Knew of COVID-19 Vaccine Risks – of course they did

The Dems Knew The 2020 Election Was Stolen, But The Consequences Were 12 Years Of Trump Instead Of Being Done In 8

They did everything they could to get rid of him. There were impeachments, illegal raids on his house (that found nothing), a massive amount of lawsuits, a fake pandemic, a fake January 6th Insurrection, 2 assassination attempts, lawfare, and Russiagate.

They were trying to prevent him from finding out the illegal activities and money laundering of the deep state. He wasn’t one of theirs that they could control and be his puppeteer, like they did with Biden.

What they didn’t realize was that they could have been done with him in 2024. It was very short-sighted by the uni-party, deepstate, and anti-American politicians who vie for power and money in Washington. Instead, they threw their gauntlet at preventing him from running and winning in 2024.

The result? Four more years of Trump, while he was still relevant in the four useless years of the Biden presidency.

He is now dismantling even more of their power, like US Aid, the UN, the WHO, the Climate Hoax and the other lies.

My wife’s relatives live in Scandinavia. I had to cut them off from social media because they believed the news, which also hate Trump and spewed stuff I couldn’t stomach anymore. I’m laughing at them getting a triple serving of Trump instead of this being the presidency of someone else, and Trump would have served his 4 years.

He got stronger in between terms and came down harder on the swamp.

I’m laughing at all of them hating each day they wake up, and Trump has succeeded at everything from lowering food prices, lowering inflation, bringing more peace around the world and defying the global power machine.

I don’t get to see it, but I know the Europeans on my wife’s side must be seething. It’s schadenfreude for me, but after decades of marriage, which gave me decades of America-bashing by them is very funny and just deserved, just like it is to the media, the swamp, and the other retards in government.

NBADJT

Different Headlines: Every Inch of This AWD Porsche 930 Turbo Tribute Is Engineered to Be a Problem; 10 Superfoods For Longevity; Lottery Winner Uses Money to Fund Drug Ring; How The EU Murdered Western Civilization; Football Player Drank Bleach To Pass A Drug Test; Left Use Mentally Ill For Their Radicalization; Obama – Deporter In Chief; What Is The Least Spoken Language In the World?……and more

Cars

Every Inch of This AWD Porsche 930 Turbo Tribute Is Engineered to Be a Problem – only 11 made. Some of those owners will collect Darwing Awards

Health

5 Simple Pieces of LIFESAVING Medical Knowledge – hope I don’t have to do some of these

Tyrann Mathieu Almost Died From Drinking Bleach At LSU In Order To Pass A Drug Test – possible dumbass of the year. It proves you don’t have to be smart to play football.

Dumbass

Lottery Winner Hit With Lengthy Prison Sentence After Using Prize To Fund Massive Drug Ring – he could be a bigger dumbass than Tyrann above

EU

The EU Just Murdered Western Civilization – they no longer will be pure any country of origin. It will destroy sales of country specific products that we were used to associating with. It figures it was a female who would lead with her emotions rather than logic.

Anti-ICE or Anti-American

Philadelphia DA Sparks Outrage After Vowing to ‘Hunt’ ICE Agents Like ‘Nazis’ – what a dick. Why would you go against the law as a DA? Hopefully, karma will intervene

 ICE Watch Is A Criminal Conspiracy – Shut It Down

Andrew Wilson Says Leftists Appeal Specifically to the Mentally Ill as a Tactic to Radicalize Them [VIDEO] – aren’t you mentally ill to be on the left anyway if you are older than 30? If you can’t figure it out by then, then you are like Tim Walz, a retard. They act like Nazi’s and experiment on the Unter-Menschen, the under people.

Obama – Deporter in Chief

 Remembering “Deporter in Chief” Obama’s Most Lethal Border Blunder – why is it ok for Obama, but not Trump? Oh, TDS, that’s why

Celebtards

Left-Wing Celebs Escalate Attacks on Trump, ICE – this is why America hates actors. You pretend to be others for a living. Don’t pretend to be important or think that we care what you think. Just go away to your Hollywood parties that are out of touch with real Americans

FAFO

Fla. AG Uthmeier: Yanked Nurse’s License Over MAGA Post – It was a dick thing to say anyway. Keep politics out of your professional life unless you are a politician

What’s The Least Spoken Language In the World

Here it is, never heard of it

Football

The NFL Is Getting Brutally Mocked for appointing a “Chief Kindness Officer” for the Super Bowl – Oh FFS, just Bud Light the league.

Virginia – FAFO

Virginia Voters Learning What FAFO Means as Newly Elected Democrats Lock and Load for Massive Taxes [VIDEO] – put a liberal white woman in charge and watch her destroy the state. You voters are dumbasses and did it to yourself.

Billionaire problems

What’s Worrying Billionaires the Most in 2026? – being that rich isn’t as great as it seems. You have problems other people don’t have to worry about. You can’t take it with you anyway. Have enough and the rest is meaningless

Longevity

Health in Every Bite: Top 10 Superfoods for Longevity and Disease Prevention