If there were a biography about you, what would the title be?

If there were a biography about you, what would the title be?

How to enjoy being alone by yourself. How to not care what others think or let it affect your self-esteem. How to have passion about your avocation to the point that you excel past others who do the same thing over a variety of activities.

I could go on, but you get the point. It’s the introvert thing again.

2 thoughts on “If there were a biography about you, what would the title be?

  1. Title: Stubborn Little Backwoods Kid Who Made Good

    Book Cover: Sinatra singing “I Did It MY Way”

    Chap 1: No daddy . . . no siblings

    Chap 2: Truck patches, squirrel rifles, shotguns, and bicycles

    Chap 3: School is easy; girls are not

    Chap 4: College is a big waste of time

    Chap 5: Punching holes in the ocean for 24 years while becoming Daddy

    Chap 6: Finishing the MA on the G.I. Bill, getting my handicap down to single digits, and corrupting other people’s adult kids

    Chap 7: Two retirement incomes, Social Security, and arthritis

    Chap 8: Finally realizing the value of dental hygiene and the dangers of smoking

    Chap 9: Who the hell is that guy in the mirror?

    Chap 10: Octogenarians who get on the floor to play with the dog should first develop a plan for getting back up

    Epilogue: I wanna go back and do it all over again, same way, but without the cigarettes.

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