Life’s Laws

1. The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity

2. If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.

3. Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live

with.

4. Deja moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.

5. Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people is mentally ill. Check three

friends. If they’re OK, you’re it.

6. Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.

7. A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.

8. It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

9. The trouble with doing something right the first time is that

nobody appreciates how difficult it was.

10. Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where

you left them to where you can’t find them.