Do You Ever Wonder Why…….?

*Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

*Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed?

*Why don’t you ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”?

*Why is “abbreviated” such a long word?

*Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on Start”?

*Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

*Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush Hour?

*Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?

*When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

*Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

*Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

*Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?

*Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

*If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?


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