Do You Ever Wonder Why…….?
*Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
*Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed?
*Why don’t you ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”?
*Why is “abbreviated” such a long word?
*Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on Start”?
*Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
*Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush Hour?
*Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
*When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
*Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
*Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
*Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
*Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
*If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
