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Here are some of the posts that got a lot of clicks. Some are funny, all are true, and every introvert will look at it and say yep. I see myself in most of these
Greenland
Greenland Reality Check: Stephen Miller Just Proved Denmark’s Claim Is a Total Joke – “Denmark is a tiny country with a tiny economy and a tiny military they cannot defend Greenland,” “Greenland is 25% larger than Alaska,”
Greenlanders Blast Danish Rule: ‘They Stole Our Future’
Why Russia and China Care About Greenland — and Why America Must
‘SUPERPOWER’: The FIFTEEN German Soldiers Sent to ‘Defend’ Greenland Have Already Returned Home – All of Europe and you can’t even get 30 people to help out? Pretty weak effort EU. All talk and no action. And why did they leave so soon? Was it the cold or is not worth it to go against Trump, or Putin for that matter. Bunch of pussies should either do something or STFU.
Cars
Ford Built a New GT500, Then Refused to Call It One
Check Out the Aftermath of This 100-Car Pileup in West Michigan
Anti-ICE
Here’s Why It’s Only White People at These Anti-ICE Protests [VIDEO] – white liberals acting the fool. He’s right about black people though
Why Leftist White Women Are Leading Domestic Terrorism In Minnesota – if they act like toddlers, treat them that way.
Lowlife’s Trying To Scam Free Food
Texas Woman Goes To Family-Owned Restaurant, Complains About Hair In Food. Then They Roll Back The Tape – What a Twunt
NYC Turning Itself Inside out to Ruin the City
NYC Socialists Prepare Mass Mobilization Of 4,000 Anti-ICE Army – Turn it into a shithole, like California, Oregon, and Washington.
Turing Test
AI Has Begun “Asking Itself Questions” in Order to Learn More Quickly – Like WOPR in War Games. The best solution is not to play. I hope this AI figures that out
Dicking Around
‘Penis-Gate’ Scandal Erupts as Ski Jumpers Accused of Cheating Physics – guys found a new way to lie about how big their unit is
Smart Glasses
Ahead of Mass Adoption Cycle: A Full Supply-Chain Breakdown of Smart Glasses – wait and see, this is going to get creepy.
Star Wars
Feminizing Star Wars and making it woke destroyed the franchise, one of the most beloved. Girls aren’t hero’s, nor can they defeat men in battle. The only good thing is it helped ruin Hollywood woke crap. It lost Disney billions (when you include the shit they made Marvel into)
Maybe their replacements will know what they didn’t. That women in Hollywood always had equality with men — in front of the camera, on the screen, as real women not fake men.
Kathleen Kennedy Blames ‘Star Wars’ Fans for Not Liking Her Bad Movies – Kennedy can’t see it because she doesn’t want to, but that’s the reason her projects failed. She doesn’t even understand what makes for quality storytelling. To her, it’s as simple as checking some boxes. It isn’t.
Health
Post-Meal Blood Sugar Spikes Linked to 69% Higher Alzheimer’s Risk, Study Finds
WEF
Watch: Morano head to Davos for Anti-Great Reset summit – WEF meeting ‘pivotal’ as climate activists on back foot – Covid failed, now global warming is over. They have to find a new way of scaring the world to try and take over, then make us eat bugs. What a bunch of sanctimonious pricks
Climate Hoax
‘Those who engage in climate activism are mostly female (61%) & almost entirely white (93%)’ – The most dreaded of us all, the liberal white woman and the men who act like them make up the climatards
A New Wave of Inventions
NASA announces construction of nuclear reactor on the Moon by 2030 – it takes years to build one in gravity. They need new construction equipment and techniques. It’s a whole new industry waiting to be invented
Cars waiting To Be Auctioned

The first car I drove over 100 MPH, when I’d had my license for about 2 weeks.
Football
Notre Dame Football Further Shames Itself With a Documentary Touting How They Quit – no on misses Notre Dame. Acting like spoiled brats when most people find them insufferable anyway.
9 NFL Playoff Records That Will (Probably) Never Be Broken
The 11 Greatest NFL Divisional Round Performances Of All-Time
Covid Vaccine
Fauci Knew That Natural Immunity Was Superior to Vaccine and Still Pushed to Require It – they lied for kickbacks, now people will suffer the rest of their lives.
Dinosaurs
Study: Tyrannosaurus Rex Did Not Reach Full Size Until Age 40 – Yes, but they were still mad that they couldn’t scratch their balls because their arms were so short
China Wants Greenland
Danish intel warned last year about Russian and Chinese military goals toward Greenland and Arctic – NBADJT
“What Will They Do?! Nuke the US?”: Russia Mocks Emasculated Europe As Trump Eyes Greenland – This is why Europe is falling down the list of influence in the world
Realtors
Realtors Are a Scam…Even when I did most of the work on my last house, I later found the lies she told me. Never agains
Celebtards
Kiefer Sutherland Arrested For Threatening To Kill Uber Driver After He Refused To Obey Him: Report – must be having some Jack Bauer flashbacks
Feminism
The Hypocrisy of American Feminism – only when it is convenient and Anti-American
FAFO Racism
‘White teachers are white supremacists’: Indiana University professor learns fate after investigation – it works both ways. DEI is over and now you need to treat people like people
WAR
Day 1,419: The Russia-Ukraine Conflict Just Surpassed Soviet War With Nazi Germany – What’s the common denominator here?
3 Heartbreak Losses at the buzzer
Virginia Tech Basketball Opens 2026 With 3 Buzzer Beater Losses You Have to See to Believe
Prick
Ex-CEO of Paul Newman Charity for Sick Kids Embezzled Millions – Forking lowlife, stealing from charity.
A Lot Of Sushi
Record-Setting Bluefin Tuna Caught In Virginia Is 833-Pounds Of Pure Power – I can’t believe it only took 1.5 hours to get that monster in.
Cars
GM Cuts EV Exposure After Policy Shift, Takes $6B Charge – first Ford, then Porsche and now GM. EV’s have been a loser investment. No one really wanted one. They bought the government handout, but that is over now.
Four-Speed 1959 Chevy Corvette Headed to Kissimmee Auction
Someone Paid Over $300K for a Corvette That Lost $60K in Weeks
The First Tuned C8 ZR1 Just Proved How Much More Power Is on the Table
The Silent Heart Killer
Your Cholesterol May Look Normal… But This Hidden Particle Could Still Be Raising Your Heart Risk
Stuff You Don’t Read About Everyday
Mermaid Arrested – sounds fishy to me
Childcare Fraud
New York to Minnesota: Hold My Beer – who is letting this happen? Why do they vote in people like this? WTF is wrong with NY?
Air Traffic Control
Overhauling Air Traffic Control Involves 5,000 Locations and 600 Radar Systems – What to Know – is this supposed to make me feel better about flying?
The Media are Idiots
Beat the Press – Rubio, Vance and others are tearing the media apart. It’s like College kids vs grade school kids the press has become so biased and programmed.
Batman
On this day in 1966, the first episode of Batman aired – If you can be Batman, always be Batman
Industrial Theft – Meaning tax dollars
3 Examples of the ‘Theft Industrial Complex’ in 2025
Bartenders
Bartender Mocks Customers Who Hit On Them In This Really Common Way: ‘OK..Well.. Never Doing That Again’ – drunks again
Lacking in America
America Needs More Masculinity
Buy Greenland
‘Buy us!’ Watch Greenland native give Trump reasons to purchase giant territory – The Danes Treated them like shit. They love America
Cars
This will be the star of the show, probably north of $30 million
Greenland And the EU
Europeans and TDS-sufferers in hysterics after Steve Miller’s wife tweets a red, white, and blue Greenland. They are losing their minds, which I find quite entertaining. My wife’s Scandinavian family hates his ass, so this is making me enjoy it even more. They are a bunch of whiners anyway. The Greenlanders say the Americans treat them better.
Greenland Opposition Leader Urges US Talks Without Denmark – Apparently, Denmark is the problem.
Hooters
‘No’: Virginia Hooters Girl Says She Loves Her Job. Then She Shares 8 Hard Rules For Male Customers
Good News
10 Examples of Good News from 2025 the Media Hope You Don’t See – Of course they aren’t going to say anything good about Trump, Conservatives or Straight/White/Christian men
Duh
Fetterman: If We Didn’t Want Maduro Removed, Why Did Biden Have a Bounty on Him?
Health
Eat Your Way to a Healthier Brain: The Top Anti-Aging Foods for Cognitive Longevity – I’d rather not lose my mind. I’m for it
Restaurants
‘I Actually Wouldn’t Eat That’: Customer Orders Steak From Longhorn Steakhouse. It Comes With Something Suspicious Looking Called ‘Love Butter’ – maybe the cook was the guy jerking off in the girls room
Customer Says They Ordered Steak And Shrimp At Outback Steakhouse. Uh, Why Does It Look Like A ‘Strip of Leather’? – I don’t know why they call it a Steakhouse.
Saving Taxpayer Money
Trump Pulls US Out Of Notoriously ‘Alarmist’ UN Climate Change Panel – We’ve wasted too much time and money on this hoax. Look what AI did to the Clmate scare as soon as it made more money than grifting for climate handouts and politicians making each others wallets fatter
The great climate climbdown is finally here – an explanation of how they got away with stealing money in the name of saving the climate
Venezuela
Temu Radar failed Venezuela – They had the best radar China has, with anti-stealth capability, yet in 3 hours, it was over and they never saw it coming. Bejing better reconsider the World Dominance thing.
Liberal White Women
Idiot Woman Gets Herself Killed By ICE, Left Wing Lunatics Protest (more) – here’s the video showing her going after the agent. These women are as big of a national problem as China, and way more annoying
Education
Universities 2026: Students Can’t Even Do Basic Fractions…
Traitors
CIA Spy Dies in Prison…you get to answer to the people who were killed because you took the money over loyalty
Health
15 Vitamin C Rich Foods That Can Radically Transform Your Skin
Lung Cancer? Alarming Study Finds Ultra-Processed Foods Are Even Worse Than Previously Thought
World Domination Starts To Crumble
Surprise! $600 Million Insect Protein Animal Feed Business Just Went Bankrupt – Yeah, I wasn’t going to eat that either. Pass the steak and bacon, please. Oh, and the WEF can kiss my ass
Immigrants
More Than 1,000 Cars Burned in France, as New Year’s Eve “Celebrations” in Europe Turn Into a “Fireworks War” Between Migrants and Police – when you let them in from their shithole country, it turns yours into a shithole
Culture-Enriching Ruction in the Piazza Duomo – the Olympics are in Milan in a month. They’ve invaded there also
LOL: French Influencer Wanted To Mock American Institutions… But Is Falling In Love With America Instead
California
San Francisco Mayor Signs Reparations Bill, Admits There’s No Money to Pay Them – We all remember the great contribution California played in the Civil War, and the plantations that dominated the landscape there in the 1800’s. Forking idiots
Energy
High Electricity Prices Are a Choice Blue States Make Every Day
Climate Hoax
The 2023 climate event revealed the greatest failure of climate science – Because it’s really only about trashing America and fleecing the US Government for money
2025
14 good things that happened in 2025
Anti-White Racism
40-Year Harvard Professor Pens Mic-Drop Indictment Of Institutional Anti-White Racism
History Lessons on the life of a Country
The Lifespan Of A Country – as you might have guessed, a lot of the good part is over. By this method, we’re nearing the end.
Bias In Colleges
Yale No Longer Has A Single Republican Professor Across 27 Departments – well, don’t waste your money sending your kids there unless they have a job lined up with a Yale alumni.
Why the Media is a Joke
Mainstream Media Responds to Nick Shirley
Cars
L72 427/450 HP V-8, 4-Speed, 1 of 38 Produced
Round-up: Schumacher’s maiden race-winning F1 car on sale for first time
Martha Stewart Is Still a Cnut
Bowl Game Payouts
College Football’s 9 Oldest Bowl Games And How Much They Pay Out To Participants
Cars
Ram Finally Gives the Power Wagon the One Thing It Always Needed – finally, a real engine that a truck can use and needs
6.2L LT4 V-8, 6-Speed – a really nice split window vette. It should go for a lot
It’s OK to be fat now?
What the Hell Was That Pro-Obesity Commercial During Rose Bowl Game? – I wondered what it was about also. It’s the leading killer of people, more than smoking. Sorry fella, lose some weight. You’re trying to tell us it’s ok to commit suicide slowly and live a tough life while doing it?
German Online Streamer walks Streets of Cologne to prove it’s safe, Gets attacked
German Streamer Walks the “Safe” Streets of Cologne and Gets Stoned – Look, you let in the Muslims, you got what everyone gets that does that
Cities For Introverts to Avoid
These Are the World’s 5 Largest Megacities
Funny New Years Resolutions
Hard Truths To Carry Into 2026 Because ‘New Year, New Me’ Is A Lie – some funny stuff here
FAFO
How to pour a tough drink
NY Mayor
Zohran Mamdani fans disappointed by disastrous ‘block party’ with no food or bathrooms – They’re about to be disappointed by a lot more things going wrong in the city. When it happens, bitch at the liberal white women who voted his ass in
Not the Shores of Tripoli
US-based Somali pirates are panicking and making laughable rookie mistakes…I read they have a double digit IQ. It’s starting to show
“The only normal people are the ones you don’t know very well.” – Alfred Adler
Appropriate, given this is World Introvert Day.
What makes you feel nostalgic?
Songs, without a doubt. I can hear a song and go back to the room I was in and the person I was with, not to mention how I felt.
Here’s an example or two.
I hear Come Monday by Jimmy Buffet, and it’s 3:00 in the afternoon. I’m at work at the Winter Park Towers, my first job. I was mopping the floor after lunch. I was 15 at the time, and I recall the 4-top by the window overlooking Lake Berry. My Uncle lived on that lake, and I could see his house
Here’s another. I was laying the wood to a girl named Leila in her bedroom in Coral Gables, Florida, at 24 years old. She was a cologne girl who sprayed you at the escalator in the Department Store where I worked. Apparently, she had already decided she was going to do me well before I knew it, and she did.
I was always able to control busting a nut and had been going at it with her clock radio playing music. Then Layla, by Eric Clapton came on. On the downstroke, she said it was her song because it was her name. I decided I would keep going until the end of the song just because it was long. We went at it like big dogs, which was unusual as she had a special talent with her mouth that was outstanding. It starts off with a hairband for a ponytail, if you need a reference. She even performed that on me in my office one afternoon. What a good sport.
If either of those songs comes on, I go right back to that time of life.
There are a million more, but I won’t bore you with the rest of my life. Plus, everyone has their own.
I’m kind of taking the week off, so enjoy some past fun

Weed may be generally legal in the state of Virginia, but apparently, you can still go to prison for selling it. And not just for a little while, either. One Virginia man was just sentenced to 40 years in prison after he was caught selling weed out of a luxury used car dealership in the city of Newport News, the Virginian-Pilot reports. Can’t have anyone selling a product that’s legal to possess, right?
I guess luxury cars aren’t that profitable.
What’s your favorite cartoon?
Without a doubt, Bugs Bunny, Tom and Jerry, and the old Jonny Quest.
Everything I know about opera on Jeopardy, I learned from Bugs. I like all of the Looney Tunes, especially when they break the new lines of political correctness. Road Runner/Coyote, Pepe’ Le Pew, Daffy Duck, Elmer Fudd, Foghorn Leghorn, all were better than anything on today. Who could forget Michigan J. Frog, a classic.
Here are the censored 11 they can’t show today
As for Tom and Jerry, the Tex Avery ones are clearly the best. Cat Fishin’, Touche’ Pussy Cat, Pecos Pest, and Spike and Tike are some of the better ones.
Only the original Jonny Quest shows were good. They were far ahead of their time and very creative. The Invisible Monster and the Robot Spy were two of my favorite episodes. After that, the series wasn’t very good. Later in life, I found them on Sunday morning. I’d do a wake and bake and enjoy my childhood all over.
A point of interest is that Tim Matheson is the original voice of Jonny. You may know him better as Otter in Animal House.
I even named one of my dogs Bandit after the cartoon. She was a boxer and is still in my blog, way back in the early years
First of all, I love the comments. Some of you guys are very interesting and funny. I write to different groups, including introverts, the intelligentsia, political individuals, car people, and others. I’m getting to know you all more closely from the stuff you write.
I even connected with one reader who knew Denny from Grouchy Old Cripple, but neither of us knew it until I started AOTW in Denny’s honor.
I wrote about Stupid Things Smart People Do a long time ago. One of them is arguing on the internet.
I’m likely to post about anything these days. A lot of posts get tumbleweeds for comments. I think I’m all clever, and then crickets.
Occasionally, I’ll be content-free in my head and post something meaningless, and it’s a barrage of comments, like What’s it like to have an extremely high IQ.
Once in a while, I get off the wall comments that are out of left field. I saw this meme and thought about it.

I can write some offensive stuff and know it. Hell, I do it on purpose sometimes. I don’t care if you disagree with me, but keep it civil when you write back. My favorite are people who outthink me and write clever stuff.
I also ask questions that are set up by WordPress and answer them as honestly as I can. I love it when people answer them also (Bocopro is a great writer)
I have it set up to approve all comments, and if it gets too out of hand, I’m not going to let it on the page. It just starts a fight I don’t want to see happen and piss off others. If it’s spicy and will start a discussion, I’ll let it go. I also am not going to let people post their blogs that have nothing to do with my post. They have their own blog, and I read it there.
All I ask is that you be civil. I know that the people on the left hate my ass by now, but I don’t care. They aren’t smart and write childish things. I brush that off and move along, which is what they should have done to begin with.
So keep up the commentary. Many of you are better writers than I am. I enjoy reading your stuff.
Corrupt Minnesota Governor and failed Vice Presidential candidate Tim Walz claimed strangers are driving by his house and screaming “retard.”
President Trump on Thanksgiving called Tim Walz “retarded” in Truth Social rant against the illegal aliens and Somalians leeching off the American taxpayer.
“The seriously retarded Governor of Minnesota, Tim Walz, does nothing, either through fear, incompetence, or both, while the worst “Congressman/woman” in our Country, Ilhan Omar, always wrapped in her swaddling hijab, and who probably came into the USA illegally in that you are not allowed to marry your brother, does nothing but hatefully complain about our Country, its Constitution, and how “badly” she is treated, when her place of origin is a decadent, backward, and crime ridden nation, which is essentially not even a country for lack of Government, Military, Police, schools, etc…” Trump said.
What does this say about Kamala picking him as her VP candidate?
AI Toys From China
GLP-1 Weight Loss Side Effects
Weight Loss Jabs Like Ozempic and Mounjaro ‘Linked to 170 Deaths’ – Including Adults in Their 20s – Yet concerns are growing over the side effects, with milder ones including headaches, vomiting, and diarrhea.
In more serious cases, GLP-1s can cause gallstones, kidney stones and inflammation of the pancreas, with some doctors warning of ‘life-threatening complications’.
Nature
New Nightmare Just Dropped: Scientists Discover Horned “Lucifer” Bee – So the male bees are totally cool and lack stingers, and the females have stingers and devil horns?
Hmmm…you don’t say. It’s always the girls that are the devils.
The Real troublemakers tearing America apart
‘F-ck Your Dead Homie’: Violent Antifa Mob Terrorizes Attendees of TPUSA Event Honoring Charlie Kirk at UC Berkeley – Haven’t you got something better to do? Or are you being paid to protest? Here’s your hint, it’s the liberals, Antifa and the socialists.
Climate
Reality Caught Up to ‘Climate Change’ – Greed for AI power is more important that the carbon lie. Bill Gates pulled the rug out from under the Green New Scam
Air Travel
‘It Hurts Our Feelings’: New Jersey Flight Attendant Of 11 Years Shares All The Things Customers Do That Flight Attendants ‘Hate’—You Might Be Guilty Of The ‘Stretching’ One – what a whiner. You signed up for the job. The travelers overpaid for their tickets for usually poor service and late arrivals. If you don’t like it, learn to code. Oh, that’s right, you’re a stewardess. Every job sucks that deals with people, but you chose it.
Cost of living around the world
Visualizing How The Cost Of Living Differs Around The World
Inflation and Tarriffs
Child Welfare Mistreatment
193 Youth in Care of Illinois’ Child Welfare Agency Missing in 2025 – How the F do you lose 193 kids?
Incompetence
San Fransicko’s Newly Appointed Supervisor Resigns Over Pet Store Controversy – I took one look at her and knew she was a loser
Civil War
Too Many Americans Want a Civil War – First of all, Katie Couric is a F’n idiot. Second, Antifa and the left don’t know that hunters have been practicing with camo and high powered rifles since they were kids. A lot of us had to fight real fights, not the pussy name calling they are used to. The are in for a nice Sunday Surprise if they try it
If you know, you know: Florida is more than a glorious, sun-drenched vacation land. It’s a weird and chaotic, semi-lawless-feeling place dangling off of the edge of America. And for Maddy (@maddy.1414), who lives in Tampa Bay, that is exactly why she swears it’s not even a “real place.”
In a TikTok video that’s been watched over 689,000 times, Maddy spotlights one of the quirkiest, most counterintuitive things about life in Florida. And shockingly, it has nothing to do with alligators or the Brightline. It’s all about drive-thru drinks.
“Florida is not a real state,” says Maddy in the intro to her video. Sure, she’s going hard, but she promises to back up her claim with evidence. The video then cuts to her ordering at a drive-thru. “Can I just get one espresso martini?” she says.
A voice replies, “Yeah, sure thing.”
She pulls around to the window. But while waiting, she speaks directly into the camera again. “OK, if you know me, you know that I always say Florida isn’t a real state because you can do things here that you shouldn’t be able to legally do,” she says.
MY STORY FROM YEARS AGO
When a stupid youth in high school and college, I remember going through the brew-threw to get a six pack for the beach or wherever I was going. They were available in Orlando and along the beach. We had fake IDs and just cruised in and out. The best thing I ever did was move out of that state. That meant splitting a six-pack to the beach and another one on the way home. It was only a one hour drive away. I could have blown the limit by double, which was higher back then. That business made a killing. We’d have to wait in line for our turn, it was so busy, any time of day. I think they finally passed a law to stop it, but I haven’t been there in years.
How I’m alive is beyond me.
Now, when I see a Florida tag in my current state, I steer clear because I know it’s a bad driver. The minute you cross the border from Georgia, people pass in the right lane. The old people get into the fast lane and drive slowly. They also drive into pools in South Florida fairly regularly
Now, If I have to go out with my brother-in-law to dinner, he has a cocktail, a bottle of wine, and an after dinner drink. I gave it up 30 years ago, yet he drives because I don’t know where I’m going where they live, and he thinks he’s a big shot. How he doesn’t have a DUI or a broken neck is beyond me. It’s why I avoid my family when possible. I also won’t drive with him anymore.
If I’m a cat, I’ve used up 8 lives.
Food Addiction
‘As A Former Diet Coke Aholic, It Is So Hard To Give It Up’: Delta Flight Attendant Says First-Class Passenger Asked For Strange Request. So She Complied—And Got $35 For It – That stuff is poison
Dad Humor
Introverts
‘Do They Know Introverts Exist???’: New York Man Chooses To Enjoy His Lunch Alone Instead Of With Co-Workers. He Didn’t Expect It To Cost Him His Job – What a crappy company
Covid PPP Fraud
Democrat Ex-Lawmaker Who Heckled Trump Convicted in Covid Fraud Scheme – Stupid is as stupid does. Can’t keep his trap shut
Cars
Would You Rather Spend Over $400K on a Cadillac Celestiq or a Rolls-Royce Ghost? – I wouldn’t spend $8 on a Cadilac.
Internet Master Trolling.
Dana Perino Lets Commiela Harris Know What Game She Was Really Playing Against Trump (Not ‘3-D Chess’) – I wonder if Kamala even knew she got trolled
Artificial Intelligence
People Are Now Having AI “Children” With Their AI Partners – It’s best this way. People like this don’t need to bring real children into the world
Euginics
Didn’t they try this in the 1930’s in Germany? Stop trying to play God.
Racism
Michelle Obama’s Bigoted Book Tour – She lived the privileged life while lying, whining and hating white people. She drank top shelf booze and wasted millions of taxpayer money on her vacations that she took friends and family on. What and ungrateful and bigoted bitch. She picked the most dumbassed topic to harp on. No one really cares about her, nor do they care about her looks.
DNA
Five Men Spent Their Lives Doing Extraordinary Things… Turns Out They Were Da Vinci’s Secret Descendants… – It was the Y Chromosome passed down.
Marrying an AI Husband
Bride weds AI-groom she created using ChatGPT in dual real-life and virtual reality ceremony – psycho-chicks. Men are better off if she stays with the fake husband instead of ruining the life of a real life man.
Cars
Locked Out: How Big Auto Could Destroy the Used-Car Market – The stakes are enormous: 273,000 repair shops, 900,000 technicians, and 293 million vehicles could be affected.
Islam
The European Tragedy Comes to America – It’s the same war that’s been fought since 610. They ruin every country they invade, either by immigration or war.
Covid and Wuhan Labs
U.S. Spy Agencies Had Ties to Wuhan Scientists Years before 2020 Covid Pandemic Began
Porsche
This Porsche 911 Targa Was Buried Under Pine Cones for 31 Years Until Now
Artificial Intelligence
AI Is the Inflection Point for Humanity
Marxism for losers
Blaming Boomers Is Generational Victimhood for Losers
Childish Humor While Being True
Today I Learned About The Last ‘Fart Lamp’ In London And You Should Too
Bastketball Records
The 9 Most Unbreakable College Basketball Records – Not any by the new 1 on 1 showboating types.
Problems with SNAP
Broken System: 500K People Get SNAP Benefits Twice, Plus 5K Dead People Are Still Getting SNAP [VIDEO] – fix this, get rid of the illegals and it will help the people needing help.
Artificial Intelligence
ChatGPT Is Full of Nonsense – of the engines I use, it’s easily the worst and most biased, but then it has a lot of Google in it so I’m not surprised.
Obamacare Built in Cost Increases
Sen. Fetterman On Affordable Care Act Subsidies: Dems ‘Designed Those Tax Credits to Expire’ – They knew they were screwing us from the start. Well Nancy Pelosi, you voted for it and we found out what was in it, screwing the American public
Liberal White Women
Gallup: Nearly 4 in 10 Young Women Want to Leave US – go then, you’ll be making both of our lives better. Gen Z guys are more conservative so they don’t want you either.
Arkancide
Clinton Body Count: Epstein Email to Disgraced Journalist Alleges Hillary Had Sexual Affair with ‘Suicided’ Vince Foster – so the evidence points at Hillary, but the real question is who would want to have sex with her?
Feminism ruining females
What Is Stealing Women’s Childbearing Years? – you go girl, have everything you want, until you realize life passed you by while you thought you were ruling the world

Pandora’s Box is open
Seattle’s New Socialist Mayor Goes Full Communist, Says She Won’t Allow Private Grocery Stores to Close – put a liberal white woman in charge and you are screwed.
Car Art
One-Off McLaren 750S Turns Las Vegas Into Automotive Art
Schadenfreude
Starbucks Workers Launch Strike on Chain’s Biggest Day of the Year – I have a Schadenboner. Maybe people that can’t afford it will stop buying that bat piss.
Food Scenes In Movies
Ranking The 16 Greatest Food Scenes In Movie History – I had food fight from Animal House as my number 1.
Education
Why Great Teachers are Fleeing the Classroom
Climate Scam
Stopping Woke With AI
How To End ESG, DEI, and H1B with AI
How Democrats Are Using the KGB Handbook
I believe this is the Democrat playbook.

Quantum Computing
Encoding Photonic Qubits – it’s a good discussion of how things work in that world. At one point, the world thought the telephone was too complicated, yet now it is ubiquitous. I don’t see it being on anyone’s phone in the near future, but we’ll be using this technology, even if in the background and we don’t know that we are.
The 5th Column
Mamdani’s Socialist Org Makes Progress Flooding Local Offices With Radicals Across US – I’ve maintained that if the US gets defeated, it will be from within. Between this and the left coast, they are working towards each other. Wait until they pick a fight with the Rednecks in the south.
why radical islam votes left – soon, it will be too late when they realize who the Muslims really are.
Mamdani Says The Quiet Part Out Loud After Completing Takeover Of NYC
With Mamdani’s Win in NYC, Class Warfare Politics Have Arrived – nothing that the Government can’t solve he says. When have they solved anything?
SNAP
RON HART: SNAP Benefits — Where Reality Checks Often Bounce – the average female SNAP recipient weighs over 200 pounds. The average woman not on SNAP, 145. Oh SNAP!
Election
NYC election fears drive $100M+ Florida real estate surge as ‘nervous’ New Yorkers flee south – for the record, Miami isn’t the south. It’s the Southern borough of NYC and has been forever. The real south ends north of Orlando and probably north of Florida by now.
Spying
‘Sex spies’ from China, Russia hit US to seduce and steal secrets with honeypot tactics, fmr operative warns – Ask Eric Swalwell about Fang Fang. He’s the new Benedict Arnold
Divorce
Model Haley Kalil Reveals Her Marriage To Former NFL Player Ended Because He Was Too Well-Endowed – And the shocker is he’s a white dude. No one has ever given me that excuse before.
Humor
Nature (can be brutal)
Video shows orcas hunting great white sharks and devouring their livers – And we thought the Great White was the Apex predator.
Healthcare
What to Know About Obamacare Rates for 2026 – Costs are going up for everyone, quality of service will go down for many. It was a lie from the beginning to move us to Socialized healthcare, a failure every time.
Rare Genetic Disorder Causes Portuguese Boy to Reek of Dead Fish Every Time He Eats Seafood – sounds like one of my ex girlfriends who became an ex very fast.
Police Save Child Held Hostage (warning: graphic video)
Florida Sheriffs Drop Knife-Wielding Assailant Holding Child Hostage With a Knife [VIDEO] – when good guys win and save the day.
College Education
More Americans Are Asking if College Is Really Worth It – indoctrination centers for socialism, maybe for very specialized degrees, but gender studies and the like are a waste if you want a job.
Media, or Lying, it’s the same
Whistleblower Reveals How World’s “Most Trusted” Broadcaster Doctored Trump Speech a Week Before the Election – Never trust the media, any of them. They rarely tell the truth and then only by accident.
Hollywood
Actress Jennifer Lawrence Admits Trump Derangement Is Pointless, and America Doesn’t Care What Hollywood Thinks – Wow, one of them actually sees the truth. No one cares what actors think. In fact, we wish they’d shut up about everything but acting.
NYC Election
Rabid Jew Hater, Linda Sarsour, Admits That Zohran Mamdani’s Rise Was Both Planned and Well-Funded – I can’t believe that NYC keeps finding a bigger loser than before to be mayor. If this guy gets in, the City that never sleeps will also be the city that never eats.
Technology
Google Caught Hiding Elon Musk’s Grokipedia, Promotes Leftist Wikipedia – Of course they did. Google censors everything not Google. They are the hemorrhoid on the asshole that is technology.
Senate
Report: Rep. Pelosi Will Not Seek Reelection – I guess insider trading paid off enough to retire. Who’s going to be the first to say the wicked witch is dead?
Quantum Computing
China’s First Atomic Quantum Computer “Hanyuan No. 1” Goes Commercial – Whichever country wins this race has a significant advantage, especially in AI
Jobs
IBM To Lay Off Thousands Before The End Of The Year – They always fuck over the employees right before the holidays
Obamacare
“Such a Scam!”: Watch Fed-up Woman Explain Realities of a Failed Obamacare – You’re just learning that now? It’s because you got freebies at first. Now, the truth comes out and people are pissed
Government Shutdown
Air Traffic Controllers Union Chief Blasts Schumer for Playing Politics With Nation’s Safety – Schumer owns this one
Snap
Black Men Say SNAP Benefits Are Hurting Americans [VIDEO] – Of course it is, and the Dems know it because they are behind it.
Great Britain
Britain In the Balance – Like a monstrous experiment in social engineering, the profoundly anti-patriotic immigration policy of New Labour has brought about demographic changes that, right from the outset, were intended to be irreversible.
Climate Scam
Bloomberg News: ‘After 10 Years and $10 Trillion, What Did the Paris Agreement Achieve?’ – ‘The answer is clear…it hasn’t succeeded’ but it is ‘building the momentum that the world needs’ – not a damn thing other than making the biggest loudmouths richer, at the cost to the taxpayers
Nude, Scorched ‘Mother Earth’ to Blast COP30 Over Meaty Menu – Brazilian actress ‘will lie naked to lay bare the hypocrisy of serving meat, dairy, & other planet-killing foods’ at UN climate summit – the only good thing to come out of COP30
9-Foot-Long Wels Catfish Caught In Poland To Set New World Record

When it comes to the biggest freshwater fish species on the planet, the Wels catfish is one of the largest. The current International Game Fish Association (IGFA) weight world record for a Wels catfish is 297 pounds and nine ounces, which was caught in 2010 on the River Po in Italy.
It’s not known how much a nine-footer recently caught in Poland weighs, but it should now hold the length world record, per fishing news outlet Wired2Fish.
Previously, the Wels catfish world record length was 285 centimeters. The newly caught fish measured in at 292 centimeters, which puts it at 9.6 feet long. (RELATED: Wild Video Shows Orcas Flipping Over, Slicing Open Great White Sharks To Devour Their Livers)
Video of the gargantuan fish started circulating on social media following two Polish Angling Academy anglers hauling it in, Wired2Fish reported. The feat was accomplished amid a fishing tournament that was taking place in southern Poland on the Rybnik Reservoir.
You can see the footage of the 9-foot-long Wels catfish here.
Is there an age or year of your life you would re-live?
When I was single in Miami. I was in a place that was great to be solo. I had friends to do stuff with. The beach was minutes away. Life was just starting for me, so everything was an adventure. We went deep-sea fishing, clubbing, and I came home to a house that occasionally had roommates. Mostly, I was able to come and go as I wished.
When it was time to move on in a relationship, that was easy too. They would just become after W in the alphabet.
Health was easy. I was in shape for free by just being young. We were fearless and what felt like immortal. We could do anything and there would always be tomorrow.
My friends and I had season tickets to the Dan Marino Air Force show. Every game was 5 touchdowns, and I even partied in the stands with Don Shula’s daughter.
Then, I grew up. In the words of Toby Keith, I wish I didn’t know now what I didn’t know then.
Now, it’s you ain’t much fun since I quit drinkin’.
It’s a debate as old as Halloween itself.
Is it acceptable for a woman, particularly a woman in a relationship, to dress up for Halloween in a skimpy, provocative costume? We all know the kind of which I speak. The naughty cop who struts around with handcuffs. The sexy nurse. The Playboy Bunny. The devil horns, crop-top, mini skirt trifecta. At what point should women retire the slutty Halloween costumes?
There are many sides to this debate. Some women believe they should be able to dress up in whatever manner they see fit, even if their costume makes a Moscow escort blush, and even if they are in a relationship. Others believe that when they are single, they can pull out all the stops. But once they have a man, they need to get more creative and pick a costume that isn’t simply bunny ears with a bikini, or opt for a couple’s costume. Finally, there are the conservative women who always take the goofy and/or clever route, like wearing a giant inflatable dinosaur costume, no matter their relationship status.
Halloween only gets complicated for men when their girlfriend or spouse dresses up in an extremely provocative manner. There are men who don’t want to come across as jealous or controlling, and will bottle up their insecurity even when their girlfriend leaves the house looking like Hugh Hefner’s cocktail waitress. Some men actually don’t care, and maybe even like it when their girlfriend leaves literally nothing to the imagination. Others won’t put up with it at all.
Here’s my take on the timeless debate: you are never going to stop adult women from dressing slutty on Halloween; it’s impossible. They’ve been doing it forever. And obviously, I’m talking about adult women. Parents should be ashamed if their teenage daughters are trick-or-treating while looking like OnlyFans harlots.
My college girlfriend could just go as herself, she was already a cheating whore.
For kicks, I asked a couple of different engines….here you go
The blog johnsimonds.com, also known as “Delusions of Adequacy,” is written by John Simonds, a critical thinker and writer who uses sarcasm and analytical pattern recognition to explore various topics. The blog lampoons subjects like “Woke” culture, the behavior of “Karens,” hypocrites in positions of power, social media, technology, global power, and issues requiring thoughtful analysis.
Delusions is a platform where he expresses his sharp wit and critique of societal trends, often highlighting power grabs and manipulation, such as his early views on the COVID-19 vaccine narrative. His writing features a sarcastic tone combined with deep pattern recognition and analysis, aiming to reveal truths often obscured by media and political influences. Alongside societal topics, he also writes about introversion, IQ, and success strategies based on his observations and experiences.
Delusions has a background in communications and analyst relations, having worked for companies like IBM. His education includes philosophy (school of hard knocks) and business administration. The blog reflects his intellectual and somewhat contrarian perspective, mingled with a sarcastic style.
Overall, Delusions of Adequacy serves as an outlet for his critical and sometimes provocative views on contemporary cultural and political matters, as well as insights into intelligence, social behavior, and personal development.
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Then, there’s this:
Ideological / Political Slant
The blog clearly leans strongly toward conservative / anti‑liberal, reactionary rhetoric. Some posts present critiques of “left” ideologies, social justice, or what the author perceives as overreach by government, media, or academia. The language is blunt and provocative. (got that one right)
Mix of Personal and Public
The blog seems to straddle the line between being a personal blog (writing about “My Life,” self‑help, work experiences) and being an opinion / commentary site. The author uses personal voice, “I” statements, reflections, but also publishes political and public commentary. (yep)
Content, Themes & Style
Well, it’s somewhat close. At least they got the combatative, sarcastic, blunt, provocative and celebtards right. I thought I called Kimmel an asshole.
They missed the whole Introvert thing. That’s important to me
Oh, I do mock vegans. Sorry, but not sorry.
I hope you’ve enjoyed the series. This is the end of the material for now. I’ll come up with something else as life presents the opportunity to laugh.
Military
‘No more dudes in dresses… we’re done with that sh*t’: Hegseth Makes the Military Great Again…
Crime
Chinese woman convicted after ‘world’s biggest’ bitcoin seizure…
Two female cops can’t subdue male perp… ‘300-pound’ citizen steps in to finish the job…
Democrat Senator Ed Markey’s Special Assistant Admits Using Autopen WITHOUT Markey’s Knowledge
Tech
Why Is Wikipedia Deleting All References To Neil Tyson’s Fabrication? – It’s in the headline, he’s a freaking liar and makes stuff up that’s not science
Health
Over 70 People Sick Following Norovirus Outbreak Aboard Cruise Ship – Cruise ships are pietri dishes for bacteria
Education
Universities Are Fighting Trump Tooth And Nail — But He’s The Least Of Their Problems
Humor
Chris Cuomo Says Elon Musk Told Him To ‘Piss Off’ In Private Message — Then Blocked Him
Natures’ Power
5 homes collapse as waves from Hurricanes Imelda, Humberto slam North Carolina’s Outer Banks
Politics
Eric Swalwell Vows Revenge Against Trump & Anyone Who Worked With Trump – Who’s the real facist Mr. Fang Fang?
Sports
What’s one of the biggest skills comedians have? The ability to pay attention and take notice of things other people miss. Introverts pay close attention to details so nothing escapes them.
Observational comedy is a type of humor that is based on the regular aspects of everyday life. It’s the “Have you ever noticed” kind of joke. The comedian starts with something familiar that the audience can relate to and then flips it on its head.
Another aspect of this humor, and why many introverts are so good at it, is the creativity involved. Instead of making an A-to-B connection, introverts tap into their innovative brains and make an A-to-D association — and that’s where the humor comes in. The joke goes somewhere unexpected. Introverts don’t feel pressure to think on the spot like everyone else, which gives them the freedom to try new things and create their own rules. (And, of course, they’ve prepared all their material in advance!)
Introverts have interesting things to say, but they don’t need to be the ones doing all the talking all of the time. They’re great listeners, and because many of them are intelligent, they’re also able to not only hear what’s being said, but they can also comprehend the meaning behind what the person doesn’t say. This ability to “read the room” — and pick up on people’s body language — is something that comedians need to have so they can gear their material to their audience. Introverts just do this instinctually.
And introverts don’t talk only to hear their own voices. They may not be constantly talking, but when they do say something, it tends to be engaging and thought-provoking. People tend to come away from talking with an introvert as feeling seen.
One of the best qualities a person can have is the ability not to take themselves too seriously. Most introverts know themselves well, and they’re honest about their weaknesses and their strengths. They have a deep understanding of human nature, and it’s their humanity that makes them hilarious.
Some funny people may enjoy self-deprecating humor (humor that makes fun of themselves). But introverts know a little self-deprecating humor goes a long way, and too much can come off as not funny, but pathetic.
It’s okay to make someone have sympathy for you. But if they’re too worried about your well-being, then that takes away all the humor.
Many introverts know to strike a balance between humor that’s self-aware and humor that reflects equally on all humanity. For instance, stand-up comedian Mark Normand does this well and often talks about being an introvert in his material.
As unique as introverts are, so is their humor. Some may be sarcastic or cynical, while others may have a sly wit or share their humorous side by telling personal stories with amusing vocal inflections and facial expressions.
I have a friend who doesn’t try to be funny at all, but just is funny without meaning to be. When she says something hilarious, she’s as surprised as anyone else, and that’s what makes it even funnier.
Honesty is an important element of humor, and many introverts are self-aware enough to be honest with themselves and others. There’s a comedy rule that states, “Only the truth is funny.” It doesn’t mean every single word of a funny story or joke has to be 100 percent funny. Rather, it means there has to be a kernel of truth in every bit, so the reader (or audience member or friend) has something to hang onto.
Any kind of writing involves sitting your butt down on a chair (or standing at a desk) and writing. You need to have focus, drive, and patience to be a good writer. Writing humor is one of the most difficult types of writing, because you have to start with a natural ability to be funny, then know when (and when not) to use the comedy rules.
While there are certainly comedy writing teams, even then, they may write separately and only come together at certain times.
I believe that introverts make the best writers, and when their comedy-writing talent is developed, their writing is masterful. They enjoy being by themselves and working alone. Any stand-up set, story in a storytelling show, or script usually needs to be written first before it’s performed — and that’s perfect for the introvert.
(Here’s the science behind why introverts love being alone.)
Let’s look at satire, which is defined as the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people’s stupidity or vices. This is particularly common in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues. You can’t make fun of something if you don’t understand it in the first place.
Some people laugh in tense situations, even when it’s not appropriate. The reason is that laughter is a stress-reliever, and it can be a coping mechanism. Yet introverts are able to go beyond the obvious and find the humor beneath the surface, which may help them deal with a stressful situation or person. (This is similar to how introverts prefer deep talk to small talk.)
Discover the secrets to enjoying fun, meaningful conversations. Know exactly what to say — even if you’re introverted, shy, or socially anxious. Feel less drained and have more energy while socializing.
I had an improv teacher who insisted that improvisers not only be educated, but that they needed to be up on all current events, popular culture, and media. If you’re performing in an improv show, and another person starts a scene making a reference to something — and you don’t know what they’re talking about — it can be a problem.
Also, telling the same stale jokes over and over again, and making references to things that happened so long ago that no one remembers what you’re talking about, will remove the funny right out of them.
So, because a lot of introverts are life-long learners, they keep things fresh, and they enjoy sharing what they know with others. Sometimes the best way to get your message across is with humor.
Comedians, like any creative person, need an outlet to express themselves, and sometimes that outlet is a stand-up show. It allows introverts to reveal themselves in a safe way.
If you think about it, it’s not really so strange for an introvert to stand onstage and talk. As the aforementioned comedian Mark Normand says about why a stand-up set is so good for introverts: “[It’s a] one-sided conversation that’s been pre-written and rehearsed over and over. If one of you guys talk, you get thrown out [of the venue].” Now that sounds like heaven for an introvert, right?
You can teach someone how to tell a joke, timing, and even do physical comedy, but having a sense of humor can’t be taught or faked.
While it may seem as if extroverts are more likely to have a fantastic sense of humor, the truth is, just as many, if not more, introverts seem to be professional comedians, stand-ups, improvisers, and comedy and humor writers.
People may have false images of introverts as humorless people who wouldn’t know a witty remark if it bit them on the nose — but they couldn’t be more wrong. Many introverts have a highly developed sense of humor, whether they use it to tell jokes on stage, at the family dinner table, or in an email to a coworker.
Nearly $1 million worth of whiskey has vanished in what appears to be a rare large-scale liquor theft in Washington state.
Westland Distillery confirmed that 12,000 bottles, including its prized Garryana 10th anniversary release, were stolen from its Burlington warehouse in late July.
The theft had been kept quiet. But a recent report from a freight carrier to a local sheriff’s department caught the attention of the Seattle Times. The theft was confirmed earlier this week.
Westland disclosed that on July 31, a freight truck driver presented authentic-looking paperwork authorizing a pickup bound for New Jersey. The shipment was loaded but never arrived.
Company officials believe fraudulent documents were used to obtain clearance through a contracted broker. Among the stolen stock were Westland’s flagship single malt, a new release called Watchpost, and 3,000 bottles of Garryana — a limited-edition whiskey retailing for $150 but often commanding higher resale prices.
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I checked and there is this one and maybe one more at best. Then, the fun is over. Enjoy it while it lives.
Here’s the link to her bragging about it.
Like most braggarts and cowards, they have a big mouth and not much else. Samuel L Jackson was moving to South Africa. I’d help pay his way, but he didn’t go, just shot off his mouth.
Well bitch, it’s time to drink up. Maybe Cyanide goes well with Vodka. I’ve never tried it, but put up or shut up.
Gunman who shot up lobby of ABC affiliate was “politically motivated”
Kamala Harris Admits She Snubbed Pete Buttigieg as VP Pick Because He’s Gay – “Too Big of a Risk” – so being a homosexual is still looked down upon by the elites, or anyone else
Governor Healey’s Energy Crisis: Outrage Theater for the Freeze-and-Pay Crowd – 20% higher energy because of Green Policies that didn’t work
Health
The Hidden Risk In 90 Percent Of America’s Drinking Water – And How To Reduce It
Baby Found Abandoned in a Dumpster: “She Was Covered in Blood” – Still Alive!
Two Ignoramuses Are Dumb Enough To Fight Cops At Falcons-Panthers Game, And Of Course, They Lose
World
Muslim woman delivers some harsh truth to a ‘queer for Palestine’ activist…
An Impending Population Crisis? World Fertility Rate Hits 60-Year Low – Bill Gates got his wish.
Economy
Tech
Watch: Rare “Naked” ‘Doomsday Plane’ Spotted Flying Over Texas
Inside The CIA Unit Nobody Dares Talk About
JB Pritzker Hides Photo of Himself Posing With a Felon Wanted in Four States
Megyn Kelly Roasts Kimmel with His Own Words
Consumer Spending Slows Among Low-Income Americans
High School Football Player Smacks Helmetless Opponent In Heated Scene
Big Advertising Joins Banks and Asset Managers in Ditching Sustainability
These Are The Worst Places For Air Quality In Every US State
Middle East
Islamic State Issues Call to Kill Christians, Jews in Europe, U.S. Warns
MAHA
CDC panel votes to end universal Covid vaccine recommendation
US panel rejects combined measles vaccine
Europe
We’re reaching the end of this best-of-series. I think there are only one or two more, and then it’s over. Hope you enjoy the fun while it lasts.
I don’t know who these two are, but at the end of my many relationships, the last thing I wanted was to keep on getting it. I may have waited too long before ending said relationship, but it reached a point that I couldn’t do it with her(s) again. No talk, no sex, No More me.
And yet here we have 2 that cheat, fight, divorce, and are still smoking the sheets. Hell, I’d want someone new. Getting back with your ex is like taking a shit and trying to put it back in.
You pick right up where you last left off. There is no new relationship. It’s the same old shit, SSDD. After getting a lot of ass for years, at some point, it feels the same like at the start. Some girls know how to use it better than others, but most don’t try hard enough. As I told a female doctor, there is no golden pussy.
If you thought getting a divorce after 14 years of marriage means that you can’t still have sex with each other, think again. You can continue sleeping with each other and this couple is proof of that if nothing else.
The 44-year-old husband is still feeling his way through the entire situation. He’s not sure if he and his 46-year-old wife are going about the whole divorce process in the best way possible.

Married couple getting a divorce plan to continue having sex until one of them has moved on with a new partner. (Image Credit: Getty)
I’m not sure exactly what his hangups are with the arrangement. I mean, what possibly could go wrong banging your way through a divorce? Whatever it is, it made him feel the need to ask for advice on the best place to receive such advice: Reddit.
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Can you think of a better place to share your story? I didn’t think so. He wrote, “We’ve been married 14 years and together almost 20. We have had a lot of ups and downs, infidelity on both sides, and some very bad verbal fights over the years.”
So they fight and they’ve both cheated. There have to be some positive aspects still left in their relationship. He continued, “That said, we get along very well now, but she is adamant that she wants to divorce.”
The idea of getting divorced took some getting used to for him, but he did come to terms with it and realized that it was best for both of them. Although, throughout it all, they’ve been able to maintain a connection in the sheets.
“The one thing about our relationship that is still good is our sex life. In the last year it has ramped up and become a very exceptional part of my life that I really enjoy and she does as well,” he admitted.
“Through a lot of communication, we have decided that we will continue to be intimate with each other until it doesn’t make sense (one of us decides we’re done or start dating.)”
When I was growing up, the joke was big black dildo. We made endless jokes about size, girth, comparability to the real thing, and so forth. But seriously, Green? What, is there some Martian with a unit that would put the brothers to shame, or is the stud of the ‘hood?
Now, the WNBA lost it’s star attraction and they offer the world and other sports leagues green dildo’s. They are a joke without Caitlin. The mascot of the WNBA is a gree didldo, but then a lot of them are lesbians anyway so it’s not all that unfamiliar.
The Minnesota Vikings and Chicago Bears squared off in the first “Monday Night Football” of the season for ESPN, with the former pulling off an exciting 27-24 comeback victory. But that’s not what I’m here to talk about. (RELATED: Multiple NFL Games Disrupted By Bright Green Dildos)
During the game, a sex toy was thrown on the field to continue the craze that originated in the WNBA, which resulted in a security guard having to scoop it up so it didn’t interrupt things. And here’s what made the scene even more hilarious: After removing the dildo, the guard received a loud ovation from fans.
The dildo, which was bright green like all of the other sex toy incidents, was thrown onto a Soldier Field end zone from the stands. Fortunately, there was no delay in the game thanks to the security guard.