Radioactive Animals
Star Trek
Captain Kirk Just Set Phasers to Vaporize
Cars
Bugatti Almost Made This W16 Sedan Its Only Model and Then Walked Away
Joke’s on you
‘Did I Win Something’: New York Woman Orders Burrito From Chipotle. Why Is It Gold?
TSA Copping a feel
Woman Travels Through Denver Airport, Gets Randomly Selected For TSA Full-Body Scan. Then She Opts Out: ‘A Lot Of Radiation And Not Good For My Body’ – hit that groin pretty hard did she. Also, no bra
How Waiters Rip Off Customers
The Truth for Women Comes out
Mother of Two Warns Girls Not to Fall for the ‘Have it All’ Lie
Bias
White Liberals Think Black Voters, Married Women Are Too Stupid To Get Voter ID – how do these people get voted in? Oh right, white liberal women
Queer Olympics
“Queer” U.S. Figure Skater Trashes Trump Admin Before Taking Social Media Break Over “Hate” and “Threats” – Glenn’s social media is a near constant feed of mental health and gay activism. No one wants to hear about that. Tell us how hard you trained to compete. The rest is you just whining. No wonder you have mental health problems.
Disney
“GayDays” at Disney World on Ice After Sponsors Pull Out – Kids shouldn’t have to see this disgusting shit
Golf
Ranking 9 Of The Most Memorable Pebble Beach Golf Shots Over The Years
Women’s Sports
Rhode Island Women’s Basketball Coach Downplays Academics During Passionate Plea For Fan Support – Well, Rhode Island is the most French team in College basketball. I may have to start dumbass of the week instead of Asshole of the week on Saturdays.
Valentines Day
The Valentine’s Day Hot Tub Fantasy I Barely Survived – it wasn’t me, but a great story about being naked in a hot tub, and a bear
Delusions of Adequacy 