You’re writing your autobiography. What’s your opening sentence? (Introvert Version)

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You’re writing your autobiography. What’s your opening sentence?

Some of the characters in this story aren’t going to make it to the end.

Unless you make the inner circle, you’re probably going to have to go, or at least wait a long time to get me to do something with you.

The introvert joke says that people die in my autobiography, but I’m not going to kill anyone. It’s more like avoiding them until they go away or just keep saying no to doing shit together that I don’t want to do.

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  1. My Granddad told me one day, “Son, when you have had your whole life’s run and never pissed off anyone, you haven’t got much said or done.”

    (Next paragraph)

    When I could, I always tried to be helpful and do a good job without hurting anybody who wasn’t in great need of a good deal of hurt.

    (Last paragraph)

    So, for the weasels, the traitors, the corruptors, the embezzlers, the leeches, the briefcase jockeys, the quacks, the race baiters, the phonies, and the gender confused, I say kill ’em all and let God sort ’em out. Oh, and BTW, God . . . let me thank you for summadem unanswered prayers.

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