I recently heard that Keeping up with the Kardashians is over. I didn’t know that.

The reason is, I’ve never watched an episode, a clip from an episode, a review of it, or even thought about watching it, or caring.

I’m told that it went for somewhere in the teens in number of years that it aired, but I didn’t bother to look it up for this post because I’d have to care and I might find out something about it. I prefer not to know.

I loathe celebtards. I know how Kim got famous. I know what their Dad did for OJ. I know that Bruce thinks he can pretend to be a girl, but I’d already cheered him at the 76 Olympic Decathlon. There was a bio on him and his first wife as he was training for the men’s event.

I’m proud to never have been a part of this culture sewer ever, and plan to not be a part of the next.