• My dog is worried about the economy, because dog food is up 99 cents a can. That’s almost $7 in dog money. (Joe Weinstein)

• The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog. (Ambrose Bierce)

• Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are a wonderful person. (Ann Landers)

• The reason a dog has so many friends is he wags his tail and not his tongue. (Unknown)

• If your dog is fat, you are not getting enough exercise. (Unknown)

And my favorite:

• There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. (Ben Williams)