- My dog is worried about the economy, because dog food is up 99 cents a can. That’s almost $7 in dog money. (Joe Weinstein)
- The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog. (Ambrose Bierce)
- Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are a wonderful person. (Ann Landers)
- The reason a dog has so many friends is he wags his tail and not his tongue. (Unknown)
- If your dog is fat, you are not getting enough exercise. (Unknown)
And my favorite:
- There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. (Ben Williams)