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Arrrr, Avast me Hearties, it be talk like a Pirate Day

September 18, 2005

Ahoy Maties, September 19 be talk like a pirate day. Be ye arrr, a liver lillied land lubber, or the scurvy of the sea, today’s yer day.

Arrr, as another pirate, named after ye ole food line, Jimmy Buffet lamented, me occupational hazard is me occupation’s just not around. Arrr, it be 200 years since pirates sailed the seven seas.

So, be off to yer office with ya then. Grab a yard arm and beat yer obnoxious cellmate in the next cubicle. Revolt and keel haul the scum that be tormenting the office.

Shiver me timbers, it be yo ho ho and a bottle of rum, 15 men on a dead man’s chest. Find yer buried treasure in ye old pile of paperwork.

If any of these mild pirate duties be too much for yer yellow belly, or ya thinks ya might be fired fer carrying on in the office, at least ya can talk like a pirate…


From → humor

  1. hahaha – you and Ryan Tomayko really need to get together 😉


  2. Avast there, ye scurvy corporate dogs. Heave to and prepare to be boarded.

    I like pirates.


  3. Nancy permalink

    You’re working too hard. I suggest a long walk on a short plank. : )


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