Tag: jaguar

Different Headlines: Naked Guy Steals Cop Car; Serial Number 4 Cuda His the Auction Block; Bartender Hears ESPN Announcer bragging about Cheating; Lot’s of College Bowl Stats; Top Male Faces by Aesthetic Surgeon; Lower Gas Prices To Save $500 Million This Christmas;

Crime and Disgusting

For the Love of Everything Decent, Put Some Clothes on if You’re Going to Steal a Patrol Vehicle

Cheaters Who Work For ESPN

‘He Announces For ESPN’: Denver Bartender Overhears Customer’s Vulgar Conversation. Then She Looks Him Up Online

Football

James Madison Has An Expensive Secret Weapon Fueling Its College Football Playoff Run – pay to play

The 17 Players Who Won The Heisman Trophy And A National Championship In The Same Season

10 Of The Greatest Individual Bowl Game Performances In College Football History

Best Men’s Faces

Dr. Douglas S. Steinbrech, Leading Male Aesthetic Surgeon, Reveals Top 10 Most Requested Male Faces of 2025 – I knew it wasn’t me

DNA

DARPA Is Working on Synthesizing DNA With Light and the Luciferian Parallels Cannot Be Ignored – they were in on Covid and the Jab also. They also invented the internet. None of that is very good

Health

New Study Reveals Prediabetes Remission Cuts Heart Disease Risk by Over 50%

Five Years Too Late: NIH-Funded Stanford Scientists Finally Admit mRNA COVID Vaccines Can Cause Myocarditis

Economy

Lower Gas Prices to Save Drivers $500M Christmas Week – NBADJT

War On White Men

Apple kicked off the WAR on white men… – and we will pay for this. The world needs men.

The Media Backs up the Anti-White Wing of the Democrat Party

Islam

Babylon Bee: Groundbreaking New Study Finds Islamophobia May Be Partially Caused by Muslims Killing People All the Time

 All of France is a No Go Zone Now – France is fucked. Islam has taken the French out of France

Food supply

‘I Can Only Get My Chicken at Costco’: Florida Chef Says There’s a Reason Chicken Tastes Like ‘Rubber Bands’ Now

Cars

What Happened to Jaguar?

Ford Retreats From EVs After Billions in Losses – nobody wants them either

1970 Plymouth Cuda Convertible Pilot Car

The First V-Code Cuda Convertible Produced, Serial No. 4 – it’s rare, but I bet the hemi-cuda’s go for more

EU Backing Down Off 2035 ICE Vehicle Ban – Because the EU is retarded to believe in it in the first place. Get back to reality.

Crime AT BARS

‘It Means Someone Not Safe Is Near You’: Applebee’s Customer Asks For Water. Then The Bartender Gives Her Something Unexpected

Rare Earth Minerals

Utah’s Desert Yields Rare Earths Motherlode, Challenging China’s Grip on Critical Minerals

Masculinity

Erasing Masculinity Has Created a Generation in Crisis – Men have saved the world time an again. It’s why the feminists want to try and erase it. We have to stop these PC SJW.

Different Headlines: Portland Naked Anti-ICE Bike Ride; Apple Store Spending Slowdown; 10 Transfers Who Won The Heisman; $3 Billion And Only 612 Electric USPS Trucks; Novovirus Cases Surge; Muscle Cars; Germany Loses 20K Rounds Of 9MM Ammo….and more

Portland

Klepper Hails Portland’s Anti-ICE Naked Bike Ride As ‘The Best Use Of Comedy’

Apple

Spending Slowdown Hits Apple App Store In Major Markets

Football

10 College Football Transfers That Won The Heisman Trophy

The 9 College Football Teams That Have Gone The Longest Without A Winning Record

Government Waste

Only 612 Electric USPS Trucks Delivered After Allocating $3 Billion

Cars

Pininfarina Brings Back the Original NSX in a Way Honda Never Would

The Plymouth Duster Was a Parts Bin Muscle Car Special

Jaguar exec responsible for ‘woke rebranding’ fired and ESCORTED out of the building… FAFO and Get Woke Go Broke all in one story

Seasonal Illness

Norovirus Cases Surge Nationwide Ahead of Holiday Season – Watch it break out on a cruise ship

Climate Hoax

Scientific Journal Retracts Climate Change Study, Cites ‘Substantial’ Issues – They lied by a factor of 3. There never really was a problem other than getting money and power.

A Huge Retraction: Journal Nature has finally retracted ‘fatally flawed’ study used to ‘justify projections of catastrophic future climate impacts’ – Authors admit errors are ‘too substantial’ for just a correction – more on the same Climate lie. This pulls the rug out from under the global elites trying to scare us into behaving. They tried the same tactic with covid

Words

Zohran Mamdani, Louvre Most Mispronounced Words of ’25

Terrorism

How Many Terrorists Came From Afghanistan to America?

Fraud

Fraud report: Fake people, phony SSNs had 100% success getting Obamacare subsidy – That’s my taxpayer money being wasted. FJB

Germany

German Army Launches Major Security Probe After 20,000 Rounds Stolen From Civilian Truck In Unsecured Parking Lot – How the F*** do you lose 20,000 rounds? Look for terrorist attacks or extra ammo in Ukraine.

Energy

US Data Center Power Demand Could Reach 106 GW By 2035 – So how are we going to power the EV’s? Something has to give

Different Headlines: The Engine That Refused To Die; Superbowl Loser Facts; Public Sex; Woke Jag Exec Canned; Covid Jab Killed Kids; Canada Euthanized 16,499 People, or Murdered Them; 14 College Coaches That Coached The Most Schools…..and more

Cars

Chrysler’s Slant-6 Was an Oddly Tilted Engine That Refused to Die

Jaguar Fires Design Boss Behind Type 00 Concept – Bring back the E-Type and get rid of the Woke cars

Covid

FDA’s “Profound Revelation”: Covid Shots Killed at Least 10 Children, Stronger Vaxx Rules Coming

Florida Drivers

Why Florida Drivers Don’t Know They’re Breaking the Law – When I see a Florida tag, I stay away. I know they are a bad driver. I don’t know what it is about that state, the one I grew up in and learned drive in. It was way different, before Disney.

Canada

Canada Euthanized a Record 16,499 Patients in 2024 – anywhere else, this would be called murder

Climate Hoax

Al Gore Is Inconsolable: 2025 Atlantic Hurricane Season Ends With No Landfall in the U.S. – he was in it for the money by scaring people. He’s running out of ammo

Gas Prices

Gas Prices Fall to Lowest in 4 Years – FJB

Public Sex

As Romantic as It Sounds, the Winn-Dixie Parking Lot Is No Place for a Threesome

College Football

14 College Football Job Hoppers That Have Coached At The Most Schools – good luck LSU

Why It Sucks To Be Famous

New Study Suggests Celebrities Die Sooner Than Similar People Who Aren’t Famous – Oh, your life is so hard on you. Gimme a break

POTUS Health

‘Are You Kidding Me?’ WH’s Leavitt Touts Bias Page, SLAMS NYT for Doubting Trump’s Health – and they said nothing about Biden for 4 years

Superbowl

The 11 Teams That Failed To Post A Winning Record After Winning A Super Bowl

As Opposed To Bud Light, Jaguar And Cracker Barrel, AE Demonstrates Sex Sells

American Eagle says its Sydney Sweeney “Great Jeans” campaign has boosted its stock price by 25 percent in its second fiscal quarter.

“The iconic fall denim campaign with Sydney Sweeney affirms we are the American jeans brand,” Jay Schottenstein, CEO of American Eagle said during the company’s earnings call Wednesday. “We saw record-breaking new customer acquisition and brand awareness cutting across age demographics and genders.”

Schottenstein also credited the company’s ad campaign featuring Travis Kelce, the future Mr. Taylor Swift. “Fueled by stronger product offerings and the success of recent marketing campaigns with Sydney Sweeney and Travis Kelce, we have seen an uptick in customer awareness, engagement, and comparable sales,” he added.

Gee, I can’t imagine why these ads would move product, even though sex has been moving product since mankind began:

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All the Sydney pics and videos are at the link. She’s pretty hot.

How Proper Marketing Is Done, American Eagle Vs. Jaguar

Remember Jaguar’s Woke Rebrand? You’ll Never Guess How It Turned Out for Them, Or Maybe You Will – GWGB

It’s been less than a year since the Jaguar automotive brand introduced what many — including this publication, I must note — called the “worst car ad ever.” And, while “go woke, go broke” isn’t a new phenomenon, Jaguar has taken it to previously unseen lows.

Now, a little over eight months since the ad was introduced — famously featuring what apparently was a gaggle of garishly dressed nonbinary flibbertigibbets and not a car to be seen — the marque is basically fulfilling the spot’s car-free promise.

The brand’s sales are down 97.5 percent (not an errant decimal point there), the corporate overlords behind it might be splitting with the geniuses behind the rebrand, and there’s no cars anywhere in the near future for a make that wants to go upmarket but doesn’t have the products or the cachet to do so.

Just in case you somehow missed it, I didn’t, and misery loves company. Thus, please sit through what appears to be an episode of “RuPaul’s Drag Race” held in a post-apocalyptic fallout bunker:

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Get woke go broke, every damn time

Jaguar Begins Search For New Ad Agency After Bud Light Like Woke Disaster

As I wrote in 1984, Jaguar Attempts to “Bud Light” Itself With Cringeworthy Woke Ad.

Five months after Jaguar Land Rover (JLR) effectively “Bud Light’d” itself with a woke social media campaign, the British automaker is reportedly severing ties with its ad agency, according to British media. 

But why now—half a year later? The backlash over its controversial woke rebranding occurred last fall, yet the company’s pronoun-wielding executive publicly defended the cringe ad at the time.

The Telegraph first reported that JLR was severing ties with its ad agency, Accenture Song, after the marketing disaster on November 19.

In 2021, Accenture Song joined forces with Spark44, JLR’s client-agency joint venture, to create a new marketing approach for JLR’s shift to an electric-first, modern luxury business.

But JLR’s marketing blunder was merely a repeat of Bud Light’s trans activism and a lesson for corporations not to stack their teams with woke activists.

Much like Bud Light’s disastrous foray into identity politics, JLR fell into the same woke trap. Now, the brand is paying the price as a multi-year sales decline deepens.

Days after the ad was launched and backlash erupted, Jaguar boss Rawdon Glover said the ad’s “intended message” had been lost in “a blaze of intolerance” on social media platforms and rejected the notion that the video was woke.

“If we play in the same way that everybody else does, we’ll just get drowned out. So we shouldn’t turn up like an auto brand,” Glover stated. On LinkedIn, the executive still promotes his pronouns…

Why does Aston Martin get it?

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And People Won’t Buy It Or Drive it, Not Because It’s Woke, Because It’s An Ugly POS Car

MIAMI, FLORIDA - DECEMBER 02: A general view of atmosphere during the Reimagined Jaguar Br
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Jaguar’s design boss has dismissed critics laughing at his new creation, declaring Monday the car brand has shown “fearless creativity” in delivering an electric vehicle on the back of a divisive marketing campaign.

Gerry McGovern, who is in charge of design for Jaguar’s parent company, told a launch event on Monday in Miami: “Some may love it now, some may love it later and some may never love it. That’s what fearless creativity does.”

The British brand revealed the new concept car, the Type 00 (pronounced “zero zero”), to a mixed reaction, as Breitbart News reported, with an advertising campaign that failed to showcase even one single vehicle from the legendary British car company.

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Get woke, go broke. Another Bud Light Story

F1 Legend: Nobody Understands Jaguar’s They/Them Rebrand

As Jaguar cuts its’ own throat by being woke, the world looks on in disbelief.

Formula One racing legend Johnny Herbert has commented on Jaguar’s bizarre rebranding of itself into some sort of LGBTQ activist campaign, calling it ‘confusing’ and revealing that no one he’s spoken to in the auto world understands what the company is doing.

As we’ve highlighted, the move appears to be an astoundingly stupid one, yet the company has doubled down, even appearing to threaten critics.

https://modernity.news/2024/11/24/jaguar-stock-price-drops-after-ridiculous-they-them-rebrand/embed/#?secret=iOgOA4XYzA#?secret=O8dM11Q0VT

Now, in comments made to to Prime Casino, former Jaguar team driver Herbert remarked “Oh my Lord, what have they done?!”

“You look at it and wonder what it is trying to achieve,” he continued, adding “Where is it pitching itself at? Who is it trying to appeal to? I am confused.”

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Yes Johnny, the whole world is wondering the same thing. Look at a post below to find that everyone is getting tired of the woke shit being forced on us by 2% of the population.

Jaguar Executive Behind Woke Campaign Now Complaining That No One Likes Woke Anymore, Or His Bud Light Commercial

And in marketing failure news, the rest of the world pushed back on Jaguar because 99% of normal people are tired of Woke, DEI and LGBT crap being rammed down their throats.

Get this:

As the mockery of Jaguar’s massive brand relaunch continues, one company exec is speaking out against the “intolerance” from the public. 

Managing director Rawdon Glover said in a recent interview with the Financial Times that the campaign messaging was drowned out in “a blaze of intolerance” on social media. Glover also claimed that the colorful new ad was not meant to be “woke.”

“If we play in the same way that everybody else does, we’ll just get drowned out. So we shouldn’t turn up like an auto brand,” Glover told the outlet.

“We need to re-establish our brand and at a completely different price point so we need to act differently. We wanted to move away from traditional automotive stereotypes.”

The Jaguar exec said there have been “very positive” reactions to the campaign but that he’s been dismayed by “the level of vile hatred and intolerance” to the viral ad.

Glover added that the rebrand was done in part to attract new customers. “This is not a depiction of how we think our future customers are,” he said. “We don’t want to necessarily leave all of our customers behind. But we do need to attract a new customer base.”

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Guess what? Your customers aren’t perverts or racists. They want a good product (something Jag needs to work on since the 60’s). This won’t turn out well

It Figures It Was a Woketard BLM/LGBT Activist Behind The Jaguar Commercial…..Wonder How Long Before He’s Fired

The woke have a longer lifespan in the UK, so he’s got that going for his job lifespan. Still, there is a saying that it only takes one rat turd to spoil a whole gallon of ice cream.

How did their CFO or CMO ever let this out the door? Did they not see that Woke just died a resounding death with the elections in America? Did they not witness the Bud Light debacle? The woke and especially the perverts can’t help themselves from preening though.

The mastermind behind Jaguar’s disastrous woke rebrand is a BLM-supporting LGBT activist who pledged to enhance the car company’s commitment to ‘diversity and inclusivity’.

Now it makes perfect sense.

Jaguar was vehemently ridiculed for releasing a new commercial as part of this rebrand that featured a group of androgynous individuals in bright clothing prancing around while glib messages that said “break moulds” and “copy nothing” flashed up on screen.

The advert contained no video footage or images of a car whatsoever.

It now emerges that the man leading the rebrand is designer and marketing guru Santino Pietrosanti, who bragged during an awards dinner that Jaguar had established over 15 DEI groups as part of the company’s “transformative journey.”

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It cost Bud Light over a billion in revenue and years before their reputation gets restored, if ever.

Jaguar makes cool cars, but they just slit their throat with this one.

Jaguar Attempts to “Bud Light” Itself With Cringeworthy Woke Ad

You’d think they’d learn, but some companies just can’t help themselves from ruining a good thing.

Here we go….

British sports car manufacturer Jaguar, one of the most celebrated motorsport brands, first gained prominence in the 1950s with its iconic C-Type and D-Type sports cars, securing seven victories at the prestigious 24 Hours of Le Mans. Jag launched the iconic E-Type at the 1961 Geneva Motor Show and has since produced stylish vehicles for the general public and racing teams.

Given Jaguar’s legacy of racing excellence, their marketing team has just nuked the brand in a manner reminiscent of Bud Light’s controversial ad featuring Dylan Mulvaney, a man who identifies as a woman.

Jag’s new ad, published on X on Tuesday morning, is titled “Copy nothing.”

Here is the link to the ad but trust me, it’s a turd

https://twitter.com/Jaguar/status/1858800846646948155

Yet it looks like their marketing team copied a scene from the movie Zoolander.

The X post was heavily ratio’d, and many people were utterly baffled by how tone-deaf Jaguar’s marketing team has become in an era increasingly shifting away from toxic woke ideology.

“Umm where are the cars in this ad? Is this for fashion?” X user Pixel Prett asked.

Jag’s social media team responded: “Think of this as a declaration of intent.”

Jag’s inability to read the room as the wokeism tide in corporate America goes out is troubling for the brand…

Earlier this year, Subha Barry, former head of diversity at Merrill Lynch, told Bloomberg, “We are past the peak” of wokeism.

To sum up, this isn’t the first time Jag has had tranny issues.

Good luck.

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