Note: This was first printed in 2019 but I keep getting requests for it, so here you go.

• If anything can go wrong it will at the most inopportune time.
• The greater the value of the rug, the greater the probability that the cat will throw up on it.
• If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong (or the one to go wrong first).
• The other line always moves faster.
• The chance of the buttered side of the bread falling face down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
• In any hierarchy, each individual rises to his own level of incompetence, and then remains there. (Also known as the “Peter Principle”)
  
• Anything dropped in the bathroom will fall in the toilet.
• After you bought a replacement for something you’ve lost and searched for everywhere, you’ll find the original.
• The best golf shots happen when you are alone (and the worst when playing with someone you want to impress).
• Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
• Traffic is inversely proportional to how late you are, or are going to be.
• A falling object will always land where it can do the most damage.
• The probability of being observed is directly proportional to the stupidity of one’s actions.
• You will always find something in the last place you look.
• Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

Of course you can go to the Murphy’s Law site and see all of this there.

Murphy’s laws

• If anything can go wrong, it will
  Corollary: It can
  Corollary sent by Dr. Allen Roberds
  Corollary: It should
  MacGillicuddy’s Corollary: At the most inopportune time
  Corollary sent by Earl R. Johnson
  Extension: it will be all your fault, and everyone will know it.
  Extension sent by Dean A. Izett
• If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong
  Extreme version:
  If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the FIRST to go wrong
  Extreme version sent by Neal Miller
• If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway
• If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which something can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop
  Corollary: It will be impossible to fix the fifth fault, without breaking the fix on one or more of the others
  Corollary sent by Sean Cheshire
• Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse
• If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something
• Nature always sides with the hidden flaw
  Corollary: The hidden flaw never stays hidden for long.
  Corollary sent by Dave M.
• Mother nature is a bitch
  Addendum: and not an obedient one at that
  Addendum sent by Paul Kekanovich
• Murphy’s Law of Thermodynamics
  Things get worse under pressure.
• The Murphy Philosophy
  Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse.
• Quantization Revision of Murphy’s Laws
  Everything goes wrong all at once.
• Murphy’s Constant
  Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value
• Murphy’s Law of Research
  Enough research will tend to support whatever theory.
• Research supports a specific theory depending on the amount of funds dedicated to it.
  Sent by Tony ’68
• Addition to Murphy’s Laws
  In nature, nothing is ever right. Therefore, if everything is going right … something is wrong.
• More Laws
• Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
• It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
• Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
• Rule of Accuracy: When working toward the solution of a problem, it always helps if you know the answer.
  Corollary: Provided, of course, that you know there is a problem.
• Nothing is as easy as it looks.
• Everything takes longer than you think.
• Everything takes longer than it takes.
  Sent by Jon Carpenter
• If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
• Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
• Every solution breeds new problems.
• The legibility of a copy is inversely proportional to its importance.
• no matter how perfect things are made to appear, Murphy’s law will take effect and screw it up.
  Sent by Mitch
• You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.
• The chance of the buttered side of the bread falling face down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
  Sent by Paul Breen
• The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
• More Laws of Selective Gravitation.
• A falling object will always land where it can do the most damage.
• A shatterproof object will always fall on the only surface hard enough to crack or break it.
• A paint drip will always find the hole in the newspaper and land on the carpet underneath (and will not be discovered until it has dried).
• A dropped power tool will always land on the concrete instead of the soft ground (if outdoors) or the carpet (if indoors) – unless it is running, in which case it will fall on something it can damage (like your foot).
• If a dish is dropped while removing it from the cupboard, it will hit the sink, breaking the dish and chipping or denting the sink in the process.
• A valuable dropped item will always fall into an inaccessible place (a diamond ring down the drain, for example) – or into the garbage disposal while it is running.
• If you use a pole saw to saw a limb while standing on an aluminum ladder borrowed from your neighbor, the limb will fall in such a way as to bend the ladder before it knocks you to the ground.
• If you pick up a chunk of broken concrete and try to pitch it into an adjacent lot, it will hit a tree limb and come down right on the driver’s side of your car windshield.
• More Laws of Selective Gravitation were sent by Jack from the Classic CKLW Page
• The greater the value of the rug, the greater the probability that the cat will throw up on it.
  Sent by Ralph
• You will always find something in the last place you look.
• If your looking for more than one thing, you’ll find the most important one last.
  Sent by Alegna
• It is never in the last place you look. It is in the first place you look, but never discovered on the first attempt.
  Sent by Peter
• After you bought a replacement for something you’ve lost and searched for everywhere, you’ll find the original.
  Sent by Dizzy
• You have to look where you lost it.
  Sent by ClaytonPrc@aol.com
• No matter how long or how hard you shop for an item, after you’ve bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.
• The other line always moves faster.
• In order to get a personal loan, you must first prove you don’t need it.
• Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost you more than you thought.
• If you fool around with a thing for very long you will screw it up.
• If it jams – force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
• When a broken appliance is demonstrated for the repairman, it will work perfectly.
• Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will use it.
• Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work.
• In any hierarchy, each individual rises to his own level of incompetence, and then remains there.
• There’s never time to do it right, but there’s always time to do it over.
• When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.
• Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
• Murphy’s golden rule: whoever has the gold makes the rules.
• A Smith & Wesson beats four aces.
• In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.
• Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.
• Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
• No good deed goes unpunished.
  Sent by John Cougar and by getalife who asks “who wrote that?”.
  Illustrious Blackbird knew the answer, it was Samuel L. Clemens also known as Mark Twain.
• Where patience fails, force prevails.
  Sent by Woody.
• Erma Bombeck
  “Anything dropped in the bathroom will fall in the toilet.
  Sent by Amwood1@amwoodhomes.com.
• Heisenberg indetermination principle applied to ill luck:
  The better you know the amount of ill luck that will strike you,
  the worse you know when this will happen,
  and vice-versa.
  and Relativistic correction of Murphy’s law:
  Whether things can go wrong or not, it depends on your frame of reference.
  Corollary (otherwise said: ill luck is actually absolute):
  Regardless of your frame of reference, things will go wrong anyway.
  Were sent by Simone Penzavalle.
• If you want something bad enough, chances are you won’t get it.
• If you think you are doing the right thing, chances are it will back-fire in your face.
• When waiting for traffic, chances are that when one lane clears the other is congested.
• Just when you think things cannot get any worse, they will.
• Remember the “Boomer-rang” effect; Whatever you do will always come back.
• If you re-act to actions, you’ve acted on actions.
• He who angers you controls you, there-fore you have no control over your anger.
  The last SEVEN laws were sent by Leesa,
  Thank you.
• Any time you put an item in a “safe place”, it will never be seen again.
• Your best golf shots always occur when playing alone.
• The worst golf shots always occur when playing with someone you are trying to impress.
• No matter how hard you try, you cannot push a string.
  (getting everyone in the family to the car at the same time for example)
• The fish are always biting….yesterday!
• You will never leave a parking space without someone in an adjacent space leaving at the same time.
  Sent by Sean Murphy
• The cost of the hair do is directly related to the strength of the wind.
• Great ideas are never remembered and dumb statements are never forgotten.
• The clothes washer/dryer will only eat one of each pair of socks.
  EIGHT laws were sent by Charles L. Mays,
  Thank you.
• When you see light at the end of the tunnel, the tunnel will cave in.
  Sent by Fridrik Bjarnason
  Or in another version
  The light at the end of the tunnel is a train
  Sent by Steve
• Cole’s Law:
  Thinly sliced cabbage.
  Sent by Michael
• Being dead right, won’t make you any less dead.
  and
  Having the right of way, won’t make you any less dead.
  Sent by anonymous
• Whatever you want, you can’t have, what you can have, you don’t want.
• Whatever you want to do, is Not possible, what ever is possible for you to do, you don’t want to do it.
• Traffic is inversely proportional to how late you are, or are going to be.
• The complexity and frustration factor is inversely proportional to how much time you have left to finish, and how important it is.
  The four last laws were sent by Joe
• Crespins law of observation:
  the probability of being observed is in direct proportion to the stupidity of ones actions
  Sent by R. Crespin esq.
• If you go to bed with an itchy ass, you wake up with smelly fingers.
  Sent by Chris Davidsen, from Norway.
• A knowledge of Murphy’s Law is no help in any situation.
• If you apply Murphy’s Law, it will no longer be applicable.
• If you say something, and stake your reputation on it, you will lose your reputation.
• no matter where I go, there I am
  Sent by John Davenport
• Where patience fails, force prevails.
  Sent by Woody
• Murphy’s Law Current Revision
  Any thing that can go wrong, HAS Already Gone Wrong!
  You just haven’t been notified.
• The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not “Eureka!” but “That’s funny…”
  Said by Isaac Asimov
• A former colleague of Russell Cooper once claimed that Murphy had plagiarized his “Gamble’s Law” which says that “The letter box is always on the other side of the road”
• If many things can go wrong, they will all go wrong at the same time.
• If anything can go wrong, it will happen to the crankiest person.
  Sent by Timothy Boilard
• Waxman’s Law:
  Everything tastes more or less like chicken.
  Last two laws were sent by Del Ross
• Skarstad’s Observation
  You will never find any more loose change than you have already lost.
  Sent by Gayle
• If authority was mass, stupidity would be gravity.
  Sent by Greg
• all good things come to those who wait…
  but , don’t wait too long or they will pass you by…
  like 2 ships that pass in the night…
  never again to return that same exact site.
  Sent by Jujuakita
• If anything was worth doing, it would’ve already been done.
  Corollary: Nothing is worth doing.
  Sent by D-D-D-Dave
• You can do anything except light a paper match on a marshmallow under water
  Sent by John
• Ants will always infest the nearest food cupboard.
  Sent by anonymous
• Long’s Law
  Those who know the least will always know it the loudest.
  Sent by Chris Moore
• McFalls’ Maxim
  No degree of acceptance can ever change the facts.
  Translation: You may come to terms with being screwed, but nevertheless you’re still screwed.
  Sent by Oliver McFalls
• Hunter’s Corollary to Murphy’s Law:
  Things always go from bad to worse.
• Hunter’s Observation on Beauty:
  Beauty is only skin deep, fashion even shallower.
• Hunter’s Observation on Experts:
  An expert is someone with an opinion and a word processor.
• Hunter’s Observation on Sugarcoating:
  All pornography is air-brushed or computer-enhanced.
• Hunter’s Observation on hypocrites:
  A person without values or standards can never be a hypocrite.
• Hunter’s Observation on Education and Oz:
  “We can give you a diploma, but we can’t give you a brain.”
  The last six laws were sent by Hunter
• Sgt. Murphy’s Law
  Don’t get into a pissing contest with a skunk.
  Sent by Bird Waring
• The Law of Stupid Tricks
  Just because you CAN do something doesn’t mean you SHOULD.
  Sent by Zenjive
• Garbage abhors a vacuum. It will grow to fill available space.
  Corollary: The more space you have, the more junk you’ll have.
  Sent by Magycke
• Paper is always strongest at the perforation.
  Sent by Mike
• Things are never as good as they are bad.
  Sent by Scott Miller
• Chaos always wins, because it’s better organized.
  Sent by Regards Walter citing Terry Pratchett
• The Wingwalker’s Rule:
  Don’t let go of something until you have a hold of something else.
  Sent by D. Kinloch.
• A bird in the hand is messy.
  Sent by Ted Machler
• The mud that won’t come off on the doormat immediately adheres to the carpet.
  Sent by Jenny Pitt
• When you wear new shoes for the first time, everyone will step on them.
  Sent by Pieter
• If Murphy’s law is correct, everything East of the San Andreas Fault will slide into the Atlantic – Steven Wright
  Sent by Deke
• If Murphy’s Law can go wrong it will.
  Sent by Mark
• Cheer up, the worst is yet to come…
  Sent by Yaron Budowski
• If at first you don’t succeed destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
  Sent by Damien Hope
• Mrs. Murphy’s Law:
  If anything can go wrong it will go wrong when Mr. Murphy is out of town….
  Sent by Sharon Murphy
• If all else fails, hit it with a big hammer.
  Sent by Jeronimo
• Warneke Law
  You cannot force Murphy’s Law to happen and you can’t use it in reverse.
  Sent by Warneke
• When something goes wrong, you cannot find the solution in the instruction booklet, but someone else always does.
  Sent by mark peacock
• Everything in life is important, important things are simple, simple things are never easy.
  Think about it, complete the circle.
  Sent by Sam Diggly who’s dad told her this law after she got married.
• It takes forever to learn the rules and once you’ve learned them they change again.
  Sent by Tracey Goldstein
• The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds,
  the pessimist fears this is true.
  Sent by what’d ya say?
• You will find an easy way to do it, after you’ve finished doing it.
  Sent by Conan Rock
• Hofstadter’s Law:
  It always takes longer than you think, even when you take into account Hofstadter’s Law.
  Sent by Ben Jones
• In Las Vegas, wherever you want to go in a casino, it’s as far as possible from where you are, no matter where you are.
  Sent by Lois Weiner
• The wind will always blow opposite to your hairdo
  Sent by G B
• Wind velocity increases directly with the cost of the hairdo.
• The probability of the toast landing peanut-butter-side-down is directly proportionate to the cost of the carpeting.
  Sent by Keith Hipkins
• Laundry Math:1 Washer + 1 Dryer + 2 Socks = 1 Sock
  Sent by Bryan Ortiz
• Window polishing:
  It’s always on the other side.
  Sent by Jakob Sultan
• Hall’s Law:
  Anyone who isn’t paranoid simply isn’t paying attention.
  Sent by Colin
• (Another) Hall’s Law
  Minor problem isn’t.
  Sent by Philip Hilbert Hall
• A valuable falling in a hard to reach place will be exactly at the distance of the tip of your fingers.
• If a valuable falls in a hard to reach place at a distance shorter than the tip of your finger, as soon as you try to reach it you’ll push it to that distance.
  The last two laws were sent by Luciano Quinones
• If it looks good,
  And it taste good,
  And it feels good,
  There has got to be something wrong some where,
  So be careful.
  Sent by Shirley Cameron
• Two heads are better than one, even if one is a sheep head.
  Sent by Robert Dion
• The probability of rain is inversely proportional to the size of the umbrella you carry around with you all day.
  Sent by GKarlitz1@aol.com
• No matter how hard you try, every once in a while, something is going right.
• Behind every little problem there’s a larger problem, waiting for the little problem to get out of the way.
  The last two laws were sent by Robert K White
• When you really need something, its either not available, or can’t be found.  When you don’t need it, its either available, or lays around in plain sight.
  Sent by Robert Van Sile
• Whenever you cut your finger nails, you find a need for them an hour later.
  Sent by Jeff S
• Law of Conservation of Filth:
  In order for something to get clean, something else must get dirty.
  Conclusion to the Law of Conservation of Filth:
  It is possible for everything to get dirty and nothing to get clean.
  Sent by Scott Tietjen,  AKA, “Great Scott”
• The file you are looking for is always at the bottom of the largest pile.
  Sent by Larry
• Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn’t have to do it himself.
  Sent by G Martin
• Gumperson’s Law:
  The likelihood of something happening is in inverse proportion to the desirability of it happening.
  Sent by Ken Kaplan
• Uffelman’s Razor:
  [Given Murphy’s law, …] One should not attribute to evil design any unfortunate result which can be attributed to error. A mistake (or series of mistakes) is the simpler and more likely explanation.
  Conspiracy Corollary to Uffelman’s Razor:
  Nothing should be attributed to conspiracy that can be explained by error or a succession of errors.
  • Example 1: The alleged conspiracy to “fake” the Apollo moon landing.
    Such an undertaking would be so likely to result in multiple glitches that it would be nearly impossible to pull off. Thus, conspiracy is an unlikely explanation of events. Accordingly, the “evidence” of the “faked” landing is more likely a result of the errors of those interpreting the evidence than of the evil design of the alleged conspirators.
  • Example 2: The Warren Report.
    Any open questions in the Warren Report are more likely the result of the errors of the Warren commission, or the errors of those interpreting the Warren Report, than the result of a conspiracy to cover up the true facts.

  copyright 1995, 2002. David G. Uffelman

• Probability law:
  Probabilities serve only and exclusively to determine the degree of improbability of the catastrophes that actually take place.
  Corollary: If something is likely to happen AND desirable, it won’t happen.
  Sent by Sylvain Galibert
• Common Sense Is Not So Common
• Power Is Taken… Not Given
  Sent by John  Burke
• Two wrongs don’t make a right. It usually takes three or four.
• If the truth is in your favor no one will believe you.
  The last two laws were sent by Lenny Quites
• When things go from bad to worse, the cycle repeats.
  Sent by Rivers
• Laws are like a spider web, in that it snares the poor and weak while the rich and powerful brake them.
  Solon, ancient Greece
  Sent by Red
• key to happiness is to be O.K. with not being O.K.
  Sent by Divya
• The two most abundant things in all the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
  Sent by Ross Henderson
  and another version to this law
  The most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen, stupidity and opinions.
  Sent by Martin and Henrik from Denmark
• Stupidity is the fundamental driving force of the Universe, which explains why stupid people always go wrong.
  Sent by Anonymousepad
• Every rule has an exception except the Rule of Exceptions.
  Sent by GL Roberts
• If your action has a 50% possibility of being correct, you will be wrong 75% of the time.
  Sent by Bob Holdegraver
• If you plan for something to go wrong, and it doesn’t go wrong, it would have been ultimately profitable for it to go wrong.
  Sent by John Wilson
• Common sense isn’t.
  Sent by Joe Facchini
• The difference between Stupidity and Genius is that Genius has its limits.
  Sent by Mark M Stevens
• The universe is great enough for all possibilities to exist.
  Sent by Elizabeth A. Kennedy
• Those who don’t take decisions never make mistakes.
  Sent by Asier Zabarte
• The only price you pay for greatness is knowing that it can’t last forever.
  Sent by Taranis Valerin
• Anything that cant possible in a million years go wrong, will go wrong.
• Anything that seems right, is putting you into a false sense of security.
• If everything seems great, its already gone wrong.
• The only time you’re right, is when its about being wrong.
• The only times something’s right, is when everyone agrees its wrong.
  The last five laws were sent by Thomas Wrobel
• If a Murphy law is tried to be used to have a desired outcome, the law will backfire.
  Sent by Pat M.
• Its never so bad it couldn’t be worse.
  Sent by Raymond J. Gunn that says that his friend George Brabbs use to say it, then he died, now he wonders
• Andrew’s Law
  When saying that things can not possibly get any worse – they will
  Sent by Andrew Milbourne
• Murphy’s Metalaw
  Knowing Murphy’s Law will never help.
• Occult Principle of Murphism
  To know Murphy’s Law is to draw its attention.
• Avoidance Law
  If for some reason Murphy’s Law fails to operate, it is building up for something big.
• Hermetic Murphism
  As above, so below.
• The big catastrophes are made up of smaller ones.
• Buddha’s Version of Murphy’s Law
  Decay is inherent in all things, strive unceasingly.
• Fleming’s corollary:
  Nothing ever gets better.
• Murphologist’s Curse
  Given time one can develop a sense of how Murphy’s Law will act, but the Murphy Sense will tingle only after it is too late to keep the excreta from impacting the rotating blade based wind generator.
  The last seven laws were sent by Azrias Mordax
• The probability that something can go wrong is directly proportional to the square of the amount of inconvenience it can cause you
• Everything that could possibly go wrong for anyone else always seems to happen to you
• Law of cooperatives
  In any particular situation, if three things can go wrong, they usually do in sequence, each facilitating the occurrence of the next
  The last three laws were sent by Takura Razemba
• Mr. Murphy warning:
  Don’t mess with Mrs. Murphy
• Mrs. Murphy’s Law:
  If something goes wrong, it’s Mr. Murphy’s fault.
  Last two laws were sent by Frank O’Neal
• Mrs. Murphy’s Law
  If anything can go wrong it will, and when it does, the woman will get the blame
  Sent by ginakell@hotmail.com
• Lewis’ Axiom
  The person ahead of you in the queue, will have the most complex transaction possible
  Sent by Robert Lewis
• Every problem is replaceable with a bigger one.
  Sent by Nabeel
• Another name for Murphy’s law: The law of conservation of misery
  Sent by Achten
• Carvalheiro’s deduction
  If in a particular circumstance Murphy’s law don’t apply, then something must be wrong
  Sent by Filipe Carvalheiro
• Sharad’s Law
  If Murphy’s law is right then it will go wrong
  Sent by Sharad Bhandari
• A law about websites:
  The more important it is to get to a website, the greater the chance the server is down.
  Sent by Shaunna
• Laws about this site:
  The More the number of laws you claim to have, the more the number of laws you are going to miss.
  Sent by Sathish
• This site won’t open when you want to show someone what exactly Murphy laws are
  Sent by Dinni
• Remember:
  Shit happens
• Murphy’s law is intrinsic.
  Sent by wolfram
• And on the eighth day God said;”O.K. Murphy, you take over!
  Sent by Robert A. Silvestri
• Larry Niven’s summary of Murphy’s Law:
  The perversity of the universe tends to a maximum.
  Sent by Kevin Boland
• The road to success is always under construction
  By Anton Figg (?)
• If in a series events that could have gone wrong and didn’t, It will have been ultimately beneficial for them to have gone wrong in the first place.
  Sent by John Greeno
• Bralek’s Rule for Success:
  Trust only those who stand to lose as much as you.
  Sent by Don Jackson
• whatever was supposed to happen, won’t
  Sent by TJ Engelking
• You can’t expect the unexpected, otherwise there would be no need for the word unexpected
• You cant reason with the stupid
  The last two laws were sent by Tye Boyce
• If you lose something that is replaceable (textbooks, clothing etc) as soon as you buy a replacement the original will surface.
  Sent by Nancy Decker
• Clemens’ Law
  In any given situation, people will act so as to display the maximum possible amount of stupidity for that situation.
  Clemens’ Law short form
  People are stupid.
  Sent by Matt Clemens
• What goes in must come out.
  Unless it’s the other way around.
  Sent by Jeff Smith
• Better to be a pessimist than an optimist because when you say the glass is half empty it will have to be refilled
  Sent by Derek Drake
• Sooner or later, you will spill your beer
• Berneathys directional dichotomy
  West is always East of somewhere
• Berneathys formula fact
  Instruction manuals are for losers
• Berneathys guide theorem
  You’re only lost if you admit it
• Berneathys gravitational paradox
  If gravity is all around us, why can’t you push a fat dog down the stairs?
  Last five laws were sent by Mike Berneathy
• Wet Law
  A spoon placed in the sink will locate to maximize splash from the faucet
• Pack Rat’s Law
  All horizontal surfaces shall be filled to capacity
• Wife’s Law
  Anything worth doing is well worth over-doing
  Reply:
  Anything over-done isn’t worth the extra effort
  Last three laws were sent by Doug Ebeling
• It’s no the drop that kills you…. its the sudden stop
  Sent by Martin Rowland
• When things are going right, you won’t notice
• The cleverness of Murphy’s Laws is inverse proportion to the number of laws
  last two laws were sent by Lucky Number 11
• The entropy of the universe tends to a maximum
  Sent by Vikram Aphale
• and never forget O’Toole’s Corollary or
  Sod’s Law or
  McGillicuddy Law
  Murphy was an optimist
  Well, there are a lot of people who think he was an optimist, aren’t there?
  Or in other words:
  someone else always seems to get the credit for your work.
  The harder you work the more people there will be to claim credit except when it backfires.
  You get all the credit for the dumb move.
  Murphy was an extreme optimist!
  Says Charles L. Mays
• And we’ll end this page with something optimistic (don’t hit me).
  Don’t worry about Murphy’s Law, you know it’s gonna happen anyway, so just get on with it and get it over with!
  Sent by Ruth Beaty
• The humor of Murphy’s Law leaves you laughing at the end of the day.
  If you make it through a Murphy Day…you win!

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