How The Hell Do You Lose An Alligator In A Hotel Room?

This is exactly what I wanna see just days before I stay in a hotel room…

Michigan motel staffers were recently stunned after they found an alligator left behind by a guest who stayed there.

The three-foot-long Wally was located Friday in Cheboygan’s Pine River Motel, not much longer after exotic animal collectors checked out.

“We just went in to clean the room and, when my nephew looked under the bed, Wally was there,” Gary, the manager of the motel, Gary, told the Detroit Free Press.

“He was a real friendly gator, so I didn’t feel real scared. He let the police officers hold him and all that, I mean, it was a real friendly alligator.”

The gator‘s owner, who goes around schools with exotic animals, had assumed that Wally had escaped and went into the wild, according to the motel’s manager.

Wally and his owner were reunited Friday. It’s not currently known if police filed any charges.

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Hotel Practical Jokes

I hate hotels. It is a petri dish of other people’s germs and the usual lack of fastidiousness by the cleaning crew.

I thought this was funny though. My favorite part of any hotel stay is leaving. Here is a parting gift.