Different Headlines: Shinesty Launches Fart-Blocking Underwear; Electric Car Registrations in U.S. Plunge 41% as Gas-Powered Vehicles Gain Traction; How Yawning Re-sets Your Brain; Best Chuck Norris One Liners Tribute; 10 Animal Behaviors Filmed For the First Time; Vegas Is Pricing Itself Out of The Market; Why Not To Send A Female To Do A Man’s Job; Why Is Europe So Fickle?; First-Ever Look At America’s Classified RQ-180 Stealth Drone?; The Political Left, Multiculturalism and the Dark Alliance With Islam; Why Travel Sucks More……and more

Fart Blocking Underwear?

Shinesty Launches Fart-Blocking Underwear – why would you want this? It eliminates crop dusting.

Cars

Electric Car Registrations in U.S. Plunge 41% as Gas-Powered Vehicles Gain Traction – people only liked them when they got a government subsidy. Take that away and people reveal what they really want and like

Egg Prices

25 years of egg prices

Yawning

New Study: Every Time You Yawn, Your Brain Is Doing Something Creepy

Researchers Try to Disprove Western Claims About ‘Low IQs in Africa’ and Get Bad News

Best Chuck Norris One liners

See the best one-liners here.

Animals

Ten animal behaviors filmed for the first time ever.

Las Vegas

Las Vegas has fallen: Look at the price of this sad-looking cheese pizza… – I remember the all you can eat $5 Buffet

Woman Says She Got Dress-Coded—In Las Vegas: ‘Getting Dress Coded In Literal Sin City Is Wild’

FBI

Female Secret Service Agent Who Didn’t Secure Roof of AGR Building at Butler Rally on Day of Trump Assassination Attempt Suspended AGAIN – Hid Marriage to Foreign National – you had one job to do, and it wasn’t to let an assasin take a shot at Trump

Europe

Victor Hanson: What Is It With The Fickle Europeans? – They are cutting their own throats.

New Drone?

First-Ever Look At America’s Classified RQ-180 Stealth Drone?

The Political Left

The Political Left, Multiculturalism and the Dark Alliance With Islam

Travel

Delta Gives New York Woman Cheez-Its For An In-Flight Snack. Then She Finds Something Unbelievable Inside: ‘Cheez Aints’ – I remember getting a real meal

Woman Says Southwest Told Her To Book 2 Seats As A ‘Customer Of Size.’ Then She Asks Them About Her Professional Athlete Friend: ‘This Is Not About Comfort Or Safety’

Man Is On North Carolina-To-Texas Flight. What He Witnesses Has Him Issuing A PSA To Another Passenger’s Girlfriend: ‘He Did Not Look’

Mid Week Meme Dump

Mid Week Meme Dump

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Midweek Meme Dump

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Here’s A Headline You Don’t Read Every Day: Excessively farting passenger forces American Airlines flight to turn around

An American Airlines plane was reportedly forced to return to the gate due to high wind — a “disgruntled” passenger’s smelly farts.

The big stink over the flatulent flyer unfolded while a recent flight from Phoenix, Arizona, to Austin, Texas, was still on the ground, according to a viral Reddit post.

“Before most people had boarded, I observed that this man was audibly disgruntled about something, maybe hungover, rough day idk, but as soon as he sat down he was grumbling about something under his breath, like ‘f—ing hell’ or something,” user lamgalatx wrote.

After the majority of passengers had boarded, the man reportedly exclaimed: “You thought that was rude? Well how about this smell” — and proceeded to pass gas.

“(I don’t know) what provoked that comment, and while kinda funny to overhear, it was uncalled for especially coming from a grown man on an airplane nonetheless,” the user wrote.

But the excessively farting passenger’s gross behavior didn’t end there.

Story

I’m more of a crop duster when I have to unleash. I want everyone to share and then wonder which one of their neighbors let it fly.

Merry Christmas, Santa….Take That

Elevators, Awkward X 1000 When Talking Or Farting

Everyone has that one friend. In my high school, his name was Rick. For some reason, his stomach did more than ours did and when he farted, it cleared the room. One time, we were outside waiting for a concert and he let one fly. Even in the open air the crowd parted it was so bad.

He became a stewardess after college. He told us about crop dusting the passengers near the bathroom so they would think that it came from someone dropping a deuce.

The best story is that he was visiting the Empire State Building. Right before he got off the express elevator, he let one fly that was God awful he said. A bunch of his male stewardess friends were just getting on, and they were stuck for 50 floors in his sewer air. It was so bad that one of them gave him a hard time a full 3 months later for trapping them in that stench. I’ve tried without success since the day he told me that story to duplicate this feat.

As for me, I’ll pick the empty car every time, even if it is just one floor. I admit I’ve closed the door before others could get in. Why do people get so awkward in a specific place?

As an introvert, every closed room with strangers is awkward. It gets compounded by a group of chatty girls (any age) or someone who wants to talk. That is the quiet zone, like the library where you should STFU until it’s time to get off.