Tag: fart

Different Headlines: AI Is At An Inflection Point For Humanity; 1 of 1 McLaren Car Art In Vegas; Porsche Barn Find; The Last Fart Lamp In London; Why ChatGPT Is Full Of Nonsense; Arkancide – Someone Had Sex With Hillary; Many Instances Of Liberal White Women Ruining Any and Everything They Touch……and more

Porsche

This Porsche 911 Targa Was Buried Under Pine Cones for 31 Years Until Now

Artificial Intelligence

AI Is the Inflection Point for Humanity

Marxism for losers

Blaming Boomers Is Generational Victimhood for Losers

Childish Humor While Being True

Today I Learned About The Last ‘Fart Lamp’ In London And You Should Too

Bastketball Records

The 9 Most Unbreakable College Basketball Records – Not any by the new 1 on 1 showboating types.

Problems with SNAP

Broken System: 500K People Get SNAP Benefits Twice, Plus 5K Dead People Are Still Getting SNAP [VIDEO] – fix this, get rid of the illegals and it will help the people needing help.

Artificial Intelligence

ChatGPT Is Full of Nonsense – of the engines I use, it’s easily the worst and most biased, but then it has a lot of Google in it so I’m not surprised.

Obamacare Built in Cost Increases

Sen. Fetterman On Affordable Care Act Subsidies: Dems ‘Designed Those Tax Credits to Expire’ – They knew they were screwing us from the start. Well Nancy Pelosi, you voted for it and we found out what was in it, screwing the American public

Liberal White Women

Gallup: Nearly 4 in 10 Young Women Want to Leave US – go then, you’ll be making both of our lives better. Gen Z guys are more conservative so they don’t want you either.

Arkancide

Clinton Body Count: Epstein Email to Disgraced Journalist Alleges Hillary Had Sexual Affair with ‘Suicided’ Vince Foster – so the evidence points at Hillary, but the real question is who would want to have sex with her?

Feminism ruining females

What Is Stealing Women’s Childbearing Years? – you go girl, have everything you want, until you realize life passed you by while you thought you were ruling the world

Pandora’s Box is open

Seattle’s New Socialist Mayor Goes Full Communist, Says She Won’t Allow Private Grocery Stores to Close – put a liberal white woman in charge and you are screwed.

Car Art

One-Off McLaren 750S Turns Las Vegas Into Automotive Art

Schadenfreude

Starbucks Workers Launch Strike on Chain’s Biggest Day of the Year – I have a Schadenboner. Maybe people that can’t afford it will stop buying that bat piss.

Food Scenes In Movies

Ranking The 16 Greatest Food Scenes In Movie History – I had food fight from Animal House as my number 1.

Elevators, Awkward X 1000 When Talking Or Farting

Everyone has that one friend. In my high school, his name was Rick. For some reason, his stomach did more than ours did and when he farted, it cleared the room. One time, we were outside waiting for a concert and he let one fly. Even in the open air the crowd parted it was so bad.

He became a stewardess after college. He told us about crop dusting the passengers near the bathroom so they would think that it came from someone dropping a deuce.

The best story is that he was visiting the Empire State Building. Right before he got off the express elevator, he let one fly that was God awful he said. A bunch of his male stewardess friends were just getting on, and they were stuck for 50 floors in his sewer air. It was so bad that one of them gave him a hard time a full 3 months later for trapping them in that stench. I’ve tried without success since the day he told me that story to duplicate this feat.

As for me, I’ll pick the empty car every time, even if it is just one floor. I admit I’ve closed the door before others could get in. Why do people get so awkward in a specific place?

As an introvert, every closed room with strangers is awkward. It gets compounded by a group of chatty girls (any age) or someone who wants to talk. That is the quiet zone, like the library where you should STFU until it’s time to get off.

Be a good citizen and kind to introverts. Don’t talk. Also, don’t fart in elevators.

How Much Weight Can You Lose by Taking a Dump? Can You Weigh Farts? Everything You Wanted To Know About Your PooP

 

UPDATE: The 7 Reasons Farting is Good For You

Dropping a deuce, pinching a loaf, laying pipe, reading the sports page, seeing a man about a horse, all are names for the same thing.

But how much does it weigh? Can you lose weight by taking laxatives or giving birth to a legend size turn monster? How much does a fart weigh?  Do women fart as much as men? Let’s look into it.

How much your poop weighs

According to thrill list health:

To find out how much our stool adds to the scale, researchers (serious poop

researchers do exist, folks) collected samples from people living in 12

different countries to get a comprehensive overview.

They discovered that poop weighs between 2.5oz and 1lb, on average.

To find out how much our stool adds to the scale, researchers (serious poop

researchers do exist, folks) collected samples from people living in 12

different countries to get a comprehensive overview.

Have you ever weighed yourself before and then after taking a dump?

Of course you have! Who hasn’t? The best part is seeing the scale budge

in your favor after dropping the kids off at the pool.

So it stands to reason that if you could poop more, you’d lose weight, right?

Same for farting — gas has mass, after all. Could pooping and farting

be legit weight-loss secrets, or is it all just a lot of hot air?

Unsurprisingly, Westernized populations have the lowest poop weights,

thanks to a severe lack of fiber that comes with a fast-food diet. Western

samples only averaged between 3-4oz, which isn’t nearly enough to

make a difference in your skinny jeans.

 

How much do farts weigh? And how do you even weigh farts?

Very, very carefully. Gastroenterologists in England tried to determine

a fart’s weight by giving study participants 200g of baked beans in

addition to their normal diet. Even scientists know beans are a magical

fruit. To measure the toots these beans are known for, they used rectal

catheters over the course of 24 hours, which raises serious concerns

about the mental stability of the participants.

Despite the method, the data collected may surprise you more.

Scientists learned that the farts weighed between 16-50oz per day.

That’s right: You’re holding as much gas in your system as a small

Sweetums soda. And in case you’re wondering (you’re obviously

wondering), “Women and men expelled equivalent amounts,”

according to science.  That’s right.  Your sweet little cupcake is

cutting the cheese and stinking up the room just as much as you are.

Pooping to lose weight is actually a really bad idea

Of course, there are those out there who see “poop can weigh a pound”

and will try to up their poop game by taking laxatives. Bad idea.

Robert Herbst, an 18-time world-champion powerlifter and one of

the drug-testing supervisors at the Rio Olympics, says laxative-driven

weight loss happens even at the highest levels of sport, and it isn’t pretty.

Herbst confirms that dropping a deuce will in fact budge the number

on the scale, though it won’t alter your body composition or muscle

percentage, saying, “One pound in does not guarantee one [pound] out,”

because food is metabolized differently. Certain foods are absorbed

more efficiently, while others pass right through (looking at you, corn).

So while a pound of lettuce may work its way out to the porcelain

water slide, a pound of pie will most likely stick to your thighs.

Pooping isn’t a total elimination of all the calories you eat, since that

wouldn’t make any sense. Your body needs energy, so it’s not going

to shit it all out.

On top of that, Herbst’s experience monitoring weigh-ins taught

him that no one’s going to see Biggest Loser-type results. He says

you may see a 5lb drop (if that), depending on how much you currently

weigh. If you’re a big dude, you’re going to expel more in weight and

volume because you’re already eating more.

The majority of people will only be able to look forward to a mere

1-2lb difference (at most) if you’re an active person. Those losses

aren’t worth canceling your gym membership, and in extreme

cases, excessive laxative use can lead to all sorts of nasty medical complications.

What About Competitive Eaters?

I watch the July 4th Nathans Hot Dog Eating Contest yearly.  Joey Chestnut

knocked down 70 dogs in 10 minutes.  I’m not sure how much that

weighs, but given the average Joe spits out almost 2 pounds after a

few dogs at most, does that mean that Joey is somewhere between a

Saint Bernard and an elephant the day after the contest?

I found this gem THE 8 TYPES OF POOP YOU SHOULD NEVER

IGNORE because it means you have a problem

What Does Your Poop Say About You?

I found this gem at did you know your facts?

And finally, go to this link to evaluate your poop and pooping habits because you should examine your deuce to see if you are unhealthy or have a problem.