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Different Headlines: Divorce Because His Dick Was Too Big, Sex Spies From China And Russia, Stopping Woke With AI, Democrats Using The KGB Handbook, Quantum Computing Qubits, $100 Million In Real Estate Sales For New Yorkers Moving To Miami Because Of The Election……and more

Education

Why Great Teachers are Fleeing the Classroom

Climate Scam

Only 3% of international climate aid going to transitioning communities – ‘Just one in 50 of the approved projects’ met criteria, a ‘jaw-droppingly’ low figure

Stopping Woke With AI

How To End ESG, DEI, and H1B with AI

How Democrats Are Using the KGB Handbook

I believe this is the Democrat playbook.

Quantum Computing

Encoding Photonic Qubits – it’s a good discussion of how things work in that world. At one point, the world thought the telephone was too complicated, yet now it is ubiquitous. I don’t see it being on anyone’s phone in the near future, but we’ll be using this technology, even if in the background and we don’t know that we are.

The 5th Column

Mamdani’s Socialist Org Makes Progress Flooding Local Offices With Radicals Across US – I’ve maintained that if the US gets defeated, it will be from within. Between this and the left coast, they are working towards each other. Wait until they pick a fight with the Rednecks in the south.

why radical islam votes left – soon, it will be too late when they realize who the Muslims really are.

Mamdani Says The Quiet Part Out Loud After Completing Takeover Of NYC

With Mamdani’s Win in NYC, Class Warfare Politics Have Arrived – nothing that the Government can’t solve he says. When have they solved anything?

SNAP

RON HART: SNAP Benefits — Where Reality Checks Often Bounce – the average female SNAP recipient weighs over 200 pounds. The average woman not on SNAP, 145. Oh SNAP!

Election

NYC election fears drive $100M+ Florida real estate surge as ‘nervous’ New Yorkers flee south – for the record, Miami isn’t the south. It’s the Southern borough of NYC and has been forever. The real south ends north of Orlando and probably north of Florida by now.

Spying

‘Sex spies’ from China, Russia hit US to seduce and steal secrets with honeypot tactics, fmr operative warns – Ask Eric Swalwell about Fang Fang. He’s the new Benedict Arnold

Divorce

Model Haley Kalil Reveals Her Marriage To Former NFL Player Ended Because He Was Too Well-Endowed – And the shocker is he’s a white dude. No one has ever given me that excuse before.

Headlines: Which Retailer Is Getting Rid Of Food Products With Synthetic Dyes, What You Need To Know About AI Scams….and more

Health

Major American Retailer To Rid Food Products Of Synthetic Dyes

Canada’s Birth Rate Plunges to Lowest Level in History – The Covid-19 jab worked as planned

Economy

“Big Losses”: Study Confirms Gavin Newscum’s $20-an-Hour Minimum Wage Decimated Industry

Ranked: The Biggest Buyers of U.S. Debt

U.S. Housing Heat Map Signals Ongoing Deceleration As Buyers Wait For Lower Rates

Technology

What You Need to Know About AI Scams – kinda scary

AOL Finally Ends A Painfully Slow Chapter Of Internet History

Human Capabilities

Lady Wins the Biggest Prize in Wheel of Fortune History [VIDEO]

MMA Fighter Knocks Opponent Out Cold Then Gets Suplexed by the Referee for Putting His Junk in Opponent’s Face

Climate

California Pulls Plug on its Delusional Electric Truck Mandate

Illegals

ICE Nabs 16 More ‘Worst of the Worst’ in Ill. Operation

Rep. Ro Khanna Says the Quiet Part Out Loud — Admits Democrats Want YOUR Tax Dollars to Fund Illegal Aliens

Europe

The French protest over raised retirement age…they never want to work

Entertainment

‘A Fistful of Dollars’ to ‘Rambo’: the late Renato Casaro’s movie posters – in pictures…

2025 Ryder Cup Ratings Historically Bad: REPORT – I guess they watched football or played Golf instead of watching New Yorkers being assholes to the European team.

WNBA Players Speak Out About League’s Pathetic Leadership Under Commissioner Cathy Engelbert – The league is pathetic without Caitlin Clark

More Green Dildo’s On The Field For MNF

When I was growing up, the joke was big black dildo. We made endless jokes about size, girth, comparability to the real thing, and so forth. But seriously, Green? What, is there some Martian with a unit that would put the brothers to shame, or is the stud of the ‘hood?

Now, the WNBA lost it’s star attraction and they offer the world and other sports leagues green dildo’s. They are a joke without Caitlin. The mascot of the WNBA is a gree didldo, but then a lot of them are lesbians anyway so it’s not all that unfamiliar.

The Minnesota Vikings and Chicago Bears squared off in the first “Monday Night Football” of the season for ESPN, with the former pulling off an exciting 27-24 comeback victory. But that’s not what I’m here to talk about. (RELATED: Multiple NFL Games Disrupted By Bright Green Dildos)

During the game, a sex toy was thrown on the field to continue the craze that originated in the WNBA, which resulted in a security guard having to scoop it up so it didn’t interrupt things. And here’s what made the scene even more hilarious: After removing the dildo, the guard received a loud ovation from fans.

The dildo, which was bright green like all of the other sex toy incidents, was thrown onto a Soldier Field end zone from the stands. Fortunately, there was no delay in the game thanks to the security guard.

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Top Posts Of 2024 On Delusions Of Adequacy By Reader Clicks

Some make sense to me, others not as much. You decide, you clicked on them.

Anniversary of Karl Marx, one of the world’s worst humans

Euphemisms for Stupid

A New Cancer Treatment Protocol – Ivermectin

High IQ Humor – Pizza Style

Marriage Monday Meme’s

Marriage Monday Meme’s

Marriage Monday Memes – I thought this was one of the better ones, although I had to explain the pineapple juice reference to one of my friends. That tells me what I needed to know about his wife without him saying so.

What is it like to have an extremely high IQ

Childhood Pranks, One That Just Happened and My College Effort (Plus a list of Double Entendre Names You Can Use)

Why Dogs Don’t Live As Long As Humans – Explained By a 6 Year Old

Dick Jokes, If Told By A Girl

High IQ Humor – Sexy Math Style

The Best of Dick Humor

Have (big) Dick, Will Travel

French pole vaulter Anthony Ammirati’s bulge might have played a role in costing him Olympic gold — but now it’s given him the chance for some major green.

After Ammirati’s bulge clipped the crossbar during his pole vault heat at the 2024 Summer Olympics on Saturday, August 3, the image spread like wildfire on social media as viewers marveled at his endowment, while lamenting what it had taken from him. 

As it turns out, Ammirati’s misfortune also caught the attention of adult entertainment company CamSoda who offered him $250,000 in exchange for a 60-minute cam show.

In a letter obtained by Us Weekly, CamSoda Vice President Daryn Parker made the offer to Ammirati, 21, to show off his “goods” in exchange for the big payday.

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He could go Onlyfans with a hog like that

Friday Dick Humor With Meme’s To Steal And Share

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The Best Of Dick Humor

If it says dick humor, it’s a bunch of memes to laugh at and steal. Otherwise, it is double-entendre stories or some word play on the word dick.

childhood pranks

gonna start my week off like a champion, dick champion

somewhere there is a teenager naming his johnson this

how hard is the wood?

Billy Glasscock – coach

best jersey swap of all time, they knew what they were doing

sounding, sticking things in your dick

translation, we shot him in the dick

dick jokes if told by a girl

dick strong

because lawyers are dicks

dick humor real estate style

dick humor low hanging style

liberal men suffer more ED

dick humor

dick humor or dad humor

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Break your dick to make it bigger

dick humor

Because guys like girls without dicks

Saturday dick humor

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dick humor at the Trump trial

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Latin for ungrateful dickhead

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When Your Wiener Is Broken And You Can’t Drive It Home

OAK BROOK, Ill.—An Oscar Mayer Wienermobile got into a pickle on a Chicago highway.

The hot-dog shaped Wienermobile hit a car Monday morning along Interstate 294 and its driver lost control and overcorrected, causing it to roll onto its side near the Chicago suburb of Oak Brook, Illinois State Police said.

No injuries were reported after the crash, which prompted the closure of the right lane of northbound I-294 for more than an hour, officials said.

A spokesperson for the Oscar Mayer brand, which has several Wienermobiles, told the Chicago Sun-Times it’s “grateful that everybody involved is safe and there were no injuries.”

Video from the crash scene shows that the yellow and orange Wienermobile was later hauled away on a flatbed truck with apparent damage visible on part of the vehicle.

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Trump Challenges Biden To A Dick Measuring Contest

President Joe Biden’s campaign staff is scrambling to excuse the candidate from a golf contest against his 2024 opponent, former President Donald Trump.

The two presidential candidates clashed at their first debate of the cycle on June 27, where their skill at the gentleman’s sport became a point of contention.

“I just won two club championships, not even senior, two regular club championships,” Trump said on the debate stage in response to a question about his age and fitness. “To do that, you have to be quite smart, and you have to be able to hit the ball a long way. And I do it. He doesn’t do it.

“He can’t hit a ball 50 yards,” the former president continued. “He challenged me to a golf match. He can’t hit a ball 50 yards.”

Biden was quick to pick up the challenge.

“Look, I’d be happy to have a driving contest with him,” Biden said in response. “I got my handicap, which, when I was vice president, down to a 6.”

“And by the way, I told you before I’m happy to play golf if you carry your own bag. Think you can do it?”

This bravado from Biden echoes a post made to the president’s X account earlier in the year enthusiastically challenging Trump to face him on the links.

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Any man vs man contest is a dick measuring contest.

It turned out that Biden pussed out. I’ll cut him slack on his health, but he’s been a braggart all his life and now he gets called to the mat and can’t back up his bravado talk.

The real contest is who has the biggest balls here, and I’m going with Trump

Dick Humor At The Trump Trial

I’m sure both sides will claim victory

Ole Miss Football Hires GM With Funniest Name Since Noah Knigga: REPORT

Lane Kiffin and the University of Mississippi are reportedly hiring former Texas Longhorns personnel guy Billy Glasscock to be the team’s general manager, per ESPN’s Chris Low, and I honestly haven’t laughed this hard since Noah Knigga burst onto the college football scene.

Glasscock spent three years as a player personnel operator for Texas and previously served in similar roles at NC State and the University of Minnesota, per Low.

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I’ll bet he had a hard time in grade school

Obviously Small Penis Syndrome

Oklahoma law enforcement officer David Dewitt is on the wrong side of the law after an alleged sex toy store fight.

The Pottawatomie County sheriff’s commander was charged with assault and battery after an alleged incident in Oklahoma City at Christie’s Toy Box, according to Fox25.

Dewitt allegedly entered the store with a woman and repeatedly argued with her when she wanted to purchase something…..for possibly the funniest reason imaginable.

The issue was the main sex toy in question the woman wanted was “bigger than him.”

That led to Dewitt allegedly raising his hands in threatening fashion, and a clerk intervened. The Oklahoma LEO responded by stating, “Fuck you, I’m a cop.”

Eventually, the situation cooled down before eventually going off the rails when the clerk asked Dewitt if he needed batteries for the sex toy, according to the same report.

Dewitt allegedly asked the clerk, “What the f**k you say to me, fat boy?” He then allegedly attacked the clerk and repeatedly struck him in the face and ribs.

He was eventually arrested but not before telling the clerk, “Call the f*cking cops. I’m an officer of the law. You don’t f*cking assault me. I can have you arrested, jailed to where you never get out.”

Yes, threatening a guy with life in prison after allegedly beating the hell out of him over a sex toy. Very rational, normal and calm.

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Hung Like A Bat Bigger Than Hung Like A Horse

This is how you brag

When the male serotine bat’s penis is erect, it is “seven times longer and wider” than the female’s vagina, making intromission impossible. Instead, males have been found to use their penis as a “copulatory arm,” per the study.

I don’t recall that ever being a complaint about me.

How big is too big? Read here

Liberal Men Suffer More From ED, And Other Hard Facts And Dick Innuendo’s

Check out what the females say about them

COLD, HARD FACTS:

  • 30 Million American Men Have E.D.
  • They’re Mostly Libs

It turns out that being a liberal man makes you soft. A new analysis shows that 30 million men battle erectile dysfunction.

According to the numbers, E.D. — a euphemism for men who can’t get hard for their ladies, etc. — treatment is mostly sought after among men with progressive views.

Are all the masculine men conservative?

“Do you want to know one of the saddest realizations I recently had? Was that as a liberal woman, it is really hard to find a man who is willing to play the more traditional masculine role in the relationship in today’s day and age who is not a conservative. A man who wants to pay on the first date, who wants to open the door, who has that want and desire to care of you and to provide who is not a conservative,” she explained in the now-viral video.

Progressive Men Experience More ‘Shortcomings’

Per Viagra, the little blue pill company, the figures could also be more than 30 million men with E.D. in the States. The Daily Mail relayed a study declaring men with liberal views request more prescription pills for E.D.

It’s no secret that the new generation has been getting softer. It’s perfectly evident when the Barbie (2023) movie manages to gross over $100 million on its opening weekend (good movie, though).

“smh” – Lib #1

Viagra noted that the 30 million men currently struggling with E.D. in America doubles the amount compared to men in the early 2000s.

The numbers also note that we are now at the point where 25 percent of guys under 40 struggle to get it up.

States With Highest Rates of E.D. Among Men

  • Hawaii
  • Massachusetts
  • Connecticut
  • Vermont
  • New York
  • Minnesota
  • Rhode Island
  • California
  • Pennsylvania
  • New Jersey

The Daily Mail

Leading causes for the dip in sex drive for modern men include obesity, rising consumption of porn and the two most popular words of the decade: mental health. All that’s missing is a Garth Brooks tee and you’ve got the archetype of a liberal man.

“Amy Schumer is funny, and I have E.D.” – Lib #2
“The economy’s great.” – Lib #3

There’s also something to be said about the rising rate of vegetarianism and veganism among men, which teaches that salads can replace pulled pork. No meat means lower T.

So yes, groundbreaking stuff there. Men with progressive views aren’t manly and tough, while guys that lean more conservative have BBQ sauce running in their veins. The study really puts the d in “data” (lowercase, of course).

The Daily Mail

Now liberal men impatiently wait for State Farm’s numbers on higher rates of tractors falling into lakes between libs and conservatives. Call it a small victory.

Why am I not surprised? They act like dicks instead of using common sense. When you buy into that liberal thinking, it’s bound to make your dick soft, or just be a dickhead.

Headline Of The Day: Toilet Paper Shrinks Your Balls

Naturally I had to click on it. Here you go.

A surprising source of PFAS exposure and pollution is toilet paper, as a recent study reveals.

Toilet paper has been shown to contain significant doses of PFAS chemicals linked to impaired testicular function in men. 👇

A study from March of this year revealed that significant quantities of PFAS are found in virtually every brand of toilet paper on the market. The average American will use 26kg of toilet paper a year. 19+ billion lb of toilet paper are flushed down American toilets each year.

PFAS (per- and poly-fluoroalkyl substances) are vicious hormone-disrupting chemicals that are ubiquitous today because of their use in plastics, fire retardants, non-stick coatings, ammunition and contact lenses, among other things. PFAS are also obesogenic and linked to a…

wide variety of other conditions like cancers and auto-immune disorders.

If you want to read more about PFAS, try my latest article for American Greatness.

Corporate Culture and the Lords of Lies › American Greatness If I were to invoke the specter of an “evil corporation,” which would you think of first? Perhaps it would be the corporation whose motto, ironically, is an exhortation not to be evil. https://amgreatness.com/2023/06/26/corporate-culture-and-the-lords-of-lies/

In the recent study, the researchers looked at toilet paper and sewage from around the world and tested for the presence of 34 different types of PFAS.

PFAS chemicals are regularly used in paper-manufacturing.

Recycled paper will often get a double dose (i.e. once when the paper was first made, then again when it’s recycled).

The PFAS most present in toilet paper and sewage was 6:2 diPAP, which has been linked to impaired testicular function in men (👇).

6:2 diPAP was 91% of all PFAS detected in the toilet paper samples, and 54% in the sewage samples. Toilet paper usage contributes PFAS to the water supply in the parts per billion. The EPA measures dangerous levels of PFAS in parts per TRILLION…

What’s even worse about 6:2 diPAP is that it is a precursor chemical. It can become far worse chemicals by interacting with human waste, including PFOA, among the most dangerous forms of PFAS. It’s likely that toilet paper may be putting large quantities of PFOA into wastewater.

It’s also probable that the anus is therefore also a significant source of PFAS absorption into the body.

Maybe what we need now is a brand of organic PFAS-free right-wing toilet paper…

Oh yes, and here’s the study:

https://pubs.acs.org/doi/full/10.1021/acs.estlett.3c00094#notes-1

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What Happens To Guys When It Gets Cold

Double bonus here, it makes fun of vegetarians. No one is buying Beyond Meats as their stock is falling. I guess it tastes like it looks.

Even the companies don’t know if their meat is safe to eat

Lab-grown meat is often made using immortalized cell lines, which, unlike regular cells, are capable of continuously dividing and growing in a manner similar to cancer cells, according to Bloomberg. Companies developing lab-grown meats have largely remained silent about the connection between their product and cancer cells, possibly in a bid to keep consumers from getting skittish about their products.

Somewhere There Is A Teenager Naming His Johnson After This

The jokes about eating write themselves now.

A lot of men have a name for their dicks. I’ve heard endless versions. Some are more creative than others.

Everyone copied theirs from someone else except my friend Mitchell. His was the Mighty Throbber.