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Different Headlines: Education Secretary Stops A Billion In Fraud; Plymouth Superbird With Only 5540 Miles Hits The Auction Block; Which Wives Cheat The Most?; Israel Has A Laser Beam To Shoot Down Stuff For Only $3 A Shot, Kind Of Like Phasers On Star Trek; Porsche 911 Tribute Special Edition; Best Sandwiches Rated; Skydiver Caught By Tail Of The Plane…..and more

Politics

Kamala Harris: ‘There will be a marble bust of me… I am a historic figure’ so are people who win Darwin Awards. They are both historically idiotic.

“Merry Christmas, Taxpayers!”: Education Secretary Announces Stopping of a Billion Dollars in Fraud

Football

13 College Football Teams With The Most Bowl Game Appearances Of All Time

11 College Football Programs With The Highest Bowl Game Winning Percentages

Cheating Wives

Why do so many female homemakers cheat? The answer is surprisingly simple…70% of Indian wives cheat. It reminds me of my college girlfriend, who was a stewardess and a cheating whore.

Voting

The Clinton Voter Fraud Machine Flooded Illegal Ballots for Decades – He’s going to go down as a cheating pedophile who got BJ’s in the Oval Office, enjoy Hell

Cars

1970 Plymouth Superbird

Only 5,450 Miles, 440/390 HP V-8, Automatic. I’d rather have a manual, but good Superbirds go for a lot of money.

Tesla Rated Most Unreliable Used Car Brand in US

Porsche’s $387,000 911 Is a Stunning Tribute to Its Founder’s Grandson

Illegal Somali‘s

‘Nearly Every’ Somali Household with Children Is on Welfare in Minnesota – That’s our taxpayer money being wasted on America haters

‘If taxpayers knew how bad it was, they would be outraged’: Minnesota county worker offers inside look at fraud…

War Tech

Israel unveils Iron Beam laser weapon while achieving record $15B arms sales – $3 a shot, probably less than a Phaser in Star Trek

Climate Hoax

Profiles in Ecohypocrisy: Mark Zuckerberg – you’re not going to believe this one

Crime Does Pay

Crime Does Pay: Here’s How Minnesota Fraudsters Were Living the Good Life While Kids Went Hungry – forking iceholes

Vaccines

The 5 Big Lies of Vaccinology – it opened my eyes and I thought I already understood the lies behind it.

Skydiving

Harrowing Video Captures Skydiver Dangling From Plane At 15,000 Feet After Their Parachute Got Stuck On The Tail

Taxes

Only Half the Country Pays ALL the Federal Taxes

Covid Vaccine

China moves Pawn to Liberal 171 CHECK – mRNA damage goes mainstream, UK thought crime inescapable, if people actually knew how bad it was:

Vitamin D and health – It could have stopped Covid before it started

Racism

“WHITE B***H!!!”: Black Student Stabs White Classmate in the Face at Atlanta High School

Best Sandwiches

Ranking 13 Of The Best Regional Sandwiches Across The United States

Different Headlines; Over 120,000 home cameras hacked in South Korea for ‘sexploitation’ footage; College Students Register As Disabled So They Have Longer To Take Tests; Where Energy Prices Are Highest/Lowest; Drunk Raccoons; Hooters Girls Rules; Which Celebs Have Giant Dicks…and more.

Terrorism

Israel Eliminates Islamic Jihad Commander Who Took Part in Nahal Oz Massacre on October 7 – I love a happy ending

Energy prices

Gas Prices Highest in States with Democrat Governors, Lowest in Republican-Led States – Brought to you by Captain Obvious

Education

At top-tier prestige schools, shocking number of students register as ‘disabled’… – mentally disabled because of public education

Useless U – students in the California College system and Harvard can’t do high school math

Sexploitation

Over 120,000 home cameras hacked in South Korea for ‘sexploitation’ footage… most people are boring. I bet it’s not like the movies or what you think. It’s like nude beaches, all the people you don’t want to see naked

Cars

1 of only 6, 1959 Porsche 718 RSK Center Seat Goes To Auction

The First BMW 3.0 CSL “Batmobile” Is dor Sale and Is Expected to Bring $1 Million

Who Has a Big Johnson?

Paul Anka confirms Frank Sinatra and Milton Berle had huge dicks

One habit that helped heavy drinkers reduce their drinking

How Heavy Drinkers were able to cut back – yes, but they were still fucked up

Tiny Baby Survives

Baby Born Weighing 15 Ounces Goes Home After 6 Month Fight – So, it’s not just a bunch of cells for those wanting to kill babies in the womb

Darwin Awards

Man Mauled to Death After Climbing Into Lioness Enclosure — Caged Lion Will NOT Be Euthanized

Truck driver driving truck owned by Jugraj Singh is incredibly lucky after driving off a bridge…

Immigrant Crime

The number of people in Germany requiring emergency room treatment for stab wounds increased by 50% over just four years.

Milan’s Police Chief Reports Foreign Nationals Linked to 80% of Predatory Crimes as Winter Olympics Loom – I was there. They were hanging out at the train station. A bunch of immigrants with nothing to do means trouble I told my traveling partner. Of course she said don’t jump to conclusions. Apparently, I didn’t.

Celebtards

Ellen DeGeneres Planning to Crawl Back to the United States After Fleeing to the UK Following Trump’s 2024 Win – She left for some other reason than Trump, and now that has passed. It has nothing to do with the weather

Climate Hoax

Ignoring EV Pollution for Fake Climate Crisis – The amount of fossil fuel it takes to make an EV, not to mention the extra wear and tear on the roads, combined with the disposal of wind turbines and EV batteries makes them less climate friendly than a diesel. It’s about a war on C02 and money laundering. Look at the drop off of EV sales when they take away the government subsidy.

The Severe Ecological Ramifications of Offshore Windfarms in the Atlantic – see above

Europe’s Energy Transition Destroyed its Economy – “Germany now has the highest domestic electricity prices in the developed world, while the U.K. has the highest industrial electricity rates, according to a basket of 28 major economies analyzed by the International Energy Agency. Italy isn’t far behind. Average electricity prices for heavy industries in the European Union remain roughly twice those in the U.S. and 50% above China.”

Hooters Girls

‘The Hooters Girls Have Rules’: Colorado Hooters Servers Call Out Guests Who Sit In Their Section. Then They Reveal The Top Faux Pas—And Why You Should Buy A Calendar

Animals

Virginia Liquor Store Ransacked By Raccoon That Broke Bottles, Got Drunk, And Passed Out In The Bathroom

Yes, Teens Do Dumbass Stuff To The Darwin Award Level: Teens facing criminal charges after friend dies during TikTok ‘surfing’ stunt

Hey, I did my share of dumb shit. I don’t remember challenging death though.

Two Pennsylvania teens are facing charges after prosecutors said they drove their friends on dangerous TikTok-inspired stunts, killing one and causing what are expected to be lifelong injuries to another.

The incidents were unrelated to one another and involved different stunts, but both happened in Northampton County, 85 miles west of New York City and 80 miles north of Philadelphia.

In one case, a 17-year-old died on June 1 while riding on top of a folding table tied to the back of his friend’s car, according to Northampton County District Attorney Stephen Baratta. Prosecutors said the friend recklessly drove too fast and “whipped the rider sitting on the table into another parked vehicle, resulting in [his] death,” Baratta’s office said in a statement.

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Tiktok challenges have been losers, but some kids fall for it all the time.

Different Headlines: Buttigieg Too Much Of A Fag For Kamala, Baby Found In Dumpster Is Alive, The Hidded Risk In 90% Of Our Drinking Water And More

Gunman who shot up lobby of ABC affiliate was “politically motivated”

“He Never Took The $50,000” – White House Spox Says Biden’s Weaponized FBI Tried To Entrap Tom Homan With Bribe

‘ABC Is Committed to a Disaster, and We Get to Watch It’: Conservative Podcaster Calls Kimmel’s Return ‘Beautiful’

Kamala Harris Admits She Snubbed Pete Buttigieg as VP Pick Because He’s Gay – “Too Big of a Risk” – so being a homosexual is still looked down upon by the elites, or anyone else

Governor Healey’s Energy Crisis: Outrage Theater for the Freeze-and-Pay Crowd – 20% higher energy because of Green Policies that didn’t work

Health

The Hidden Risk In 90 Percent Of America’s Drinking Water – And How To Reduce It

Baby Found Abandoned in a Dumpster: “She Was Covered in Blood” – Still Alive!

Two Ignoramuses Are Dumb Enough To Fight Cops At Falcons-Panthers Game, And Of Course, They Lose

Weird: Kamala Accuses Trump of Being Communist Dictator – Forgets to Mention Her Father Was a Marxist Economist (VIDEO)

World

Muslim woman delivers some harsh truth to a ‘queer for Palestine’ activist…

An Impending Population Crisis? World Fertility Rate Hits 60-Year Low – Bill Gates got his wish.

Economy

Why Our Systems Collapse

Tech

Google: Biden Pressure ‘Wrong,’ Banned Voices Coming Back

FAFO About Alligators In Florida

Another idiot who can’t leave nature alone.

Luckily for us, the woman who did exactly that got dished with some instant karma, and considering how she only lost a flip flop, I would just count my losses and move on if I was her. To make this video even better, it’s narrated by a woman from the United Kingdom, so the accent adds a little bit of classiness to go along with wild Florida behavior.

Per a report from Fox 35 Orlando, footage has been circulating after Sarah Louise Martin posted it on her TikTok. She was on vacation from the U.K. in an alligator hotspot in Kissimmee, Florida, which is right outside of Orlando.

The video starts with the woman showing a pond with a group of deer hanging out beside it, but it wasn’t just the deer, an alligator also happened to be in attendance.

For the most part, the deer didn’t mind the gator doing his thing, despite the reptile making its way over to them. This ended up provoking some other lady to take action to get rid of the alligator and be a savior to the deer. But the problem was, like I said, she was interfering with nature and a hungry gator, which is completely unnecessary.

She attempted to get the gator to go away by tossing not one, but two flip-flops at it, but the gator clearly wasn’t a fan. So what does it decide to do?

By snatching one of her flip-flops and running into the lake with it — absolutely glorious!

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I grew up there. We learned not to fuck with the gators or the snakes. They are playing a home game.

That Bling Will Kill You

A man was pulled into an MRI machine in New York after he walked into the room wearing a large chain necklace, police said.

The man, 61, had entered an MRI room while a scan was underway Wednesday afternoon at Nassau Open MRI. The machine’s strong magnetic force drew him in by his metallic necklace, according to the Nassau County Police Department.

Police said the incident “resulted in a medical episode” that left the man hospitalized in critical condition. Authorities did not release his name and did not have an update on the man’s condition on Friday.

A person who answered the phone at Nassau Open MRI on Long Island declined to comment Friday.

MRI machines “employ a strong magnetic field” that “exerts very powerful forces on objects of iron, some steels, and other magnetizable objects,” according to the National Institute of Biomedical Imaging and Bioengineering, which says the units are “strong enough to fling a wheelchair across the room.”

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Dumbass. If it were Ken Lane, it would be guess the race

FAFO – The ‘ultimate selfie’ has claimed up to 480 lives – yet the craze shows no signs of ending

To the list of the world’s most dangerous activities, it seems we must add a very 21st–century pursuit: selfie-taking.

The number of people who have lost their lives while trying to get that perfect shot has spiked sharply in recent years. For a time, Wikipedia kept a running total, estimating 379 people have died in selfie-related accidents between 2008 and 2021, with hundreds more sustaining serious injuries.

Since then, other sources suggest the toll had risen to as many as 480 fatalities by the end of 2024. By way of comparison, far more people die from taking selfies than from shark attacks, which on average account for 5-6 deaths per year globally.

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Darwin Award Winner: Man dies after cooking and eating highly poisonous Pufferfish

A Brazilian man who feasted on one of the most poisonous fishes in the world has died after spending five weeks in hospital fighting for his life, according to reports.

Magno Sergio Gomes, 46, and his friend ate a toxic pufferfish — known to be 1,200 times more poisonous than cyanide — over Christmas after receiving the fish as a present, according to Newsflash via the New York Post. 

However, less than an hour later, both Gomes and his friend fell seriously ill, his heartbroken sister Myrian Lopes told Newsflash, adding that her brother had never cleaned a pufferfish before.

“Magno started to feel numb in his mouth, then he went with his wife to the hospital, driving his car,” Lopes said, according to Newsflash.

“When he got there, his mouth was even more numb, and he felt sick. Soon after, he had a cardiac arrest that lasted eight minutes.”

Lopes said that Gomes was intubated and put on life support but never recovered. He died Saturday. 

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Why do you have to tempt fate? It’s not even that great, even if the Japanese think it’s a delicacy.