Different But Better Headlines: My Coochie Fell Out; FAFO: Loud-Mouthed Iranian Leader ELIMINATED in Overnight Strike After Taunting President Trump On the Streets of Tehran; Europeans committing Demographic Suicide; Here Comes Another Reason Air Travel Sucks; The Man Behind Lamborghini’s Iconic Looks; The first Artemis lunar landings might not go to the Moon’s south pole; The Scientific Shift Toward God; Nick Shirley hits the motherlode of fraud; Libations of Liberty: The Top 10 Historic Drinking Sites in the US;

The Gym – That wouldn’t happen at Cinnabon

Woman Goes To The Gym to Do Squats. Then Something Unexpected Happens To One Of Her Body Parts: ‘That Wouldn’t Happen At Cinnabon’ – how does a coochie fall out?

You will read this one, but I liked it so much I put it in

FAFO: Loud-Mouthed Iranian Leader ELIMINATED in Overnight Strike After Taunting President Trump On the Streets of Tehran – they talk big, but didn’t learn when to stfu on the playground as kids. I’ll bet he is one of someone else’s 72 virgins now

Europe

“Europeans Are Committing Demographic Suicide” – EU Politicians and Researchers Gather to Discuss Solutions for Europe’s “Immigration” Crisis

Air Travel

Passenger on Spirit Airlines Catches Them ‘Duct Taping’ Their Plane Together – I trust the stuff on the ground, but not at 30,000 feet.

TSA Warns Shutdown May Close Some Airports – They keep finding ways to make it worse

Cars

The Man Behind Lamborghini’s Iconic Looks

Space Travel

The first Artemis lunar landings might not go to the Moon’s south pole – they’ll be lucky to not be the next Challenger or Apollo 13

Creation or Evolution?

The Scientific Shift Toward God – Overall, scientists have been able to calculate that the odds of our universe existing from random chance are 10 to the 60th power. As a contrast, there are roughly 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 grains of sand in the Sahara Desert.

Fraud

Nick Shirley hits the motherlode of fraud… and just think, we could be paying less taxes if they cut this shit out.

Drinking

Libations of Liberty: The Top 10 Historic Drinking Sites in the US