Different Headlines: Radioactive Pigs At Fukushima; Captain Kirk Delivers Ultimate Online Diss; The One And Only Bugatti Galibier;  White Liberals Think Black Voters, Married Women Are Too Stupid To Get Voter ID; Ranking 9 Of The Most Memorable Pebble Beach Golf Shots Over The Years; TSA Copping a Feel; How Waiters Are Ripping off Their Customers; Truth For Women About Having It All Comes Out (as a lie); The Valentine’s Day Hot Tub Fantasy I Barely Survived….and more

Radioactive Animals

JAPANESE NUCLEAR SWINE: In the Fukushima Radioactive Disaster Area, Pig-Boar Hybrids Are Reproducing Fast

Star Trek

Captain Kirk Just Set Phasers to Vaporize

Cars

Bugatti Almost Made This W16 Sedan Its Only Model and Then Walked Away

Joke’s on you

‘Did I Win Something’: New York Woman Orders Burrito From Chipotle. Why Is It Gold?

TSA Copping a feel

Woman Travels Through Denver Airport, Gets Randomly Selected For TSA Full-Body Scan. Then She Opts Out: ‘A Lot Of Radiation And Not Good For My Body’ – hit that groin pretty hard did she. Also, no bra

How Waiters Rip Off Customers

Florida Server Catches Her Co-Worker Stealing From Customers. Now She’s Urging You To Spot-Check Your Receipt For This When You Add A Tip

The Truth for Women Comes out

Mother of Two Warns Girls Not to Fall for the ‘Have it All’ Lie

Bias

 White Liberals Think Black Voters, Married Women Are Too Stupid To Get Voter ID – how do these people get voted in? Oh right, white liberal women

Queer Olympics

“Queer” U.S. Figure Skater Trashes Trump Admin Before Taking Social Media Break Over “Hate” and “Threats” – Glenn’s social media is a near constant feed of mental health and gay activism. No one wants to hear about that. Tell us how hard you trained to compete. The rest is you just whining. No wonder you have mental health problems.

Disney

“GayDays” at Disney World on Ice After Sponsors Pull Out – Kids shouldn’t have to see this disgusting shit

Golf

Ranking 9 Of The Most Memorable Pebble Beach Golf Shots Over The Years

Women’s Sports

Rhode Island Women’s Basketball Coach Downplays Academics During Passionate Plea For Fan Support – Well, Rhode Island is the most French team in College basketball. I may have to start dumbass of the week instead of Asshole of the week on Saturdays.

Valentines Day

The Valentine’s Day Hot Tub Fantasy I Barely Survived – it wasn’t me, but a great story about being naked in a hot tub, and a bear

Will the Deep State Be Beaten via a ‘Kobayshi Maru’ Maneuver by DOGE Team?

Science fiction fans will recall references to the Kobayashi Maru maneuver mentioned in Star Trek.

The Kobayashi Maru is a no-win scenario training exercise in the Star Trek universe designed by Starfleet Academy to test cadets in a command position.

Will the Deep State Be Beaten via a ‘Kobayshi Maru’ Maneuver by DOGE Team?

In the simulation, the cadet is in command of a starship that receives a distress call from a fuel ship, the Kobayashi Maru, which is stranded and damaged in the Neutral Zone between the Federation and the Klingon Empire. To rescue the ship, the cadet must enter the Neutral Zone, which risks an attack by the Klingons.

If the cadet attempts the rescue, a large Klingon force targets their vessel. The cadet is forced to choose between attempting to rescue the Kobayashi Maru or leaving the fuel ship to certain destruction.

During the past 2 weeks, the DOGE team has been using their tech savvy and the power of Artificial Intelligence and programming to sweep through the massive data sets accumulated by government agencies. They have connected funding amounts to their final destinations.

Fraud and graft can’t hide behind gigantic data sets and lazy employees anymore.

The DOGE Crew’s work has allowed President Donald Trump, Sec. of State Marco Rubio, and other agency administrators the ability to defund activities and groups not aligned with the “America First” agenda and the will of the American people who elected Trump into office….and were comfortable knowing that Trump had assembled a team he was bringing with him.

Joe Lonsdale is an American entrepreneur, venture capitalist, and philanthropist known for co-founding several influential companies (Palantir Technologies, Adepar, and OpenGo) explains the power of the “reprogramming” that is occurring.

“I have mentors in the Reagan administration who came in looking for [government waste]. Those people were not technical. When they went to the bureaucracy, and they asked questions, there are so many ways of obscuring and blocking and deterring.

“Elon got root access, and he went to the tech systems themselves.

“No one has done this ever.

“No president had ever had tech people around him.

“They went to the systems, and they started finding things like, my goodness.

“These people who work for the agencies tried to confront them and say, no, you can’t look at the systems. They’re freaking out.

“It’s very transparent: They went to the systems, they actually saw the payments and the payments were going out to crazy shit.

“There were [duplicated] payments to people with the same Social Security numbers and payments to people with no number.

“There are payments to Internews Network, which is training media all around the world on how to have a certain point of view that’s very left.

“I think this is amazing, but people want to slow them down.

Do they want to slow them down from stopping their grift? This is really the biggest question here.”

Will the Deep State Be Beaten via a ‘Kobayashi Maru’ Maneuver by DOGE Team?

I’ve Seen More Star Trek Than William Shatner

I, like a lot of Trekkies, have seen almost all of the episodes of the good series. I don’t include Discovery in that and I’m struggling to finish Picard. That includes seeing some episodes double-digit times. I saw The Original Series when it was first aired in the 60’s. Heck, I’ve met him and talked about it.

I maintain that The Wrath of Khan and First Contact are the best movies. They stayed true to the TV series and brought in characters like Khan Noonian Singh.

Well, it turns out that Captain Kirk doesn’t watch it much. Read and weep.

At 93 years old, William Shatner continues to surprise us.

In a new interview with Entertainment Tonight, the 93-year-old actor — who portrayed Capt. James T. Kirk on the original “Star Trek” TV series from 1966 to 1969, and reprised the role in various films — revealed he’s actually only seen a “few” episodes of his work and has “never seen” any of the spinoffs. 

“I’m gonna tell you something that nobody knows. I’ve never seen another ‘Star Trek’ and I’ve seen as few ‘Star Treks’ of the show I was on, I’ve seen as few as possible,” he said. “I don’t like to look at myself, and I’ve never seen any other. I love it, I think it’s great. I just don’t, you know, I don’t watch television, per se.”

“I’m watching documentaries, I’m watching the news, I’m watching sports, I’m watching things that were, documentaries that were made, but I don’t watch television for some reason,” he added. “I’ve been urged to watch certain shows by my family, ‘You’ll love this,’ and I just never get around to it.”

In May, while promoting his documentary “You Can Call Me Bill,” Shatner told The Canadian Press it’d be “an intriguing idea” to reprise Captain Kirk today. 

“It’s almost impossible, but it was a great role and so well written and if there were a reason to be there, not just to make a cameo appearance, but if there were a genuine reason for the character appearing, I might consider it,” he said.

The rest of the story.

Live long and prosper