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Different, But Better Stories To Read: Ranked: The World’s 15 Largest Defense Budgets; Young Women Are Far More Likely to Hate Young Men Than the Other Way Around; Woman Finds Poop In Her Starbucks; Iranian woman nabbed by FBI for trafficking 70 million in bombs and drones was vetted by team Obama; The World Is Waking Up – Germans and Englishmen Join the Irish in Protesting the Far-Left’s Tyrannical Policies; Why AI Sounds Smart — And Why It Often Isn’t; Europeans Pay The Most For Public Transport; 8 Of The Top 10 ‘Most Surveilled’ Cities Are Asian; The 14 Longest Drives In PGA Tour History; The 9 Lowest NFL Draft Picks Who Ended Up Enshrined In The Pro Football Hall Of Fame; Absolute Dinosaur Of An Alligator Emerges To Chase Smaller Gator Out Of His Florida Pond;

Defense Budgets

Ranked: The World’s 15 Largest Defense Budgets

At Least We know Who The Problem Is Now

Young Women Are Far More Likely to Hate Young Men Than the Other Way Around – point the finger at feminism for ruining a lot of things, especailly women’s lives.

Young, Angry Leftist Women Are Destroying Britain and America – see above

Women Turn Burger Joint Into WrestleMania in Waco, Texas

Cars

One of Only 19 Corvette-Powered Ferrari Killers Ever Built Just Sold for $520,000

Starbucks

Woman Tastes Something Off With Her Starbucks Canned Drink, So She Decides To Cut It Open—And Traumatizes The Internet: ‘AND YOU DRANK HALF OF IT’ – she’s a dumbass for spending that much money on flavored water to begin with.

Terrorism

Iranian woman nabbed by FBI for trafficking 70 million in bombs and drones was vetted by team Obama… – he got away with ruining everything he touched. They won’t do anything to him

Europe Going Anti-Woke

The World Is Waking Up – Germans and Englishmen Join the Irish in Protesting the Far-Left’s Tyrannical Policies – I wondered how long they would put up with that woke nonsense.

Artificial Intelligence

Why AI Sounds Smart — And Why It Often Isn’t

Public Transportation

Europeans Pay The Most For Public Transport – My wife’s family in Denmark constantly trash the USA about their free everything. They constantly go on about how much better their public transportation is. They just leave out the part that it costs a lot more. I’ll enjoy the freedom of my truck when I want to go somewhere. Everthing comes with a price. Theirs is 70% taxes.

Surveillance

8 Of The Top 10 ‘Most Surveilled’ Cities Are Asian

Golf

The 14 Longest Drives In PGA Tour History

Football

The 9 Lowest NFL Draft Picks Who Ended Up Enshrined In The Pro Football Hall Of Fame

Nature

Absolute Dinosaur Of An Alligator Emerges To Chase Smaller Gator Out Of His Florida Pond (Video)

A Perfect Place To Swim

Recently in South Carolina, a group of sharks and a solo alligator were seen swimming together at a popular vacation destination, stunning people who had plans to swim in the waters themselves.

The bizarre scene took place around a Hilton Head dock as the large sharks were just swimming around, when all of a sudden, an alligator showed up and chose to hang out on the side to stay under the shade, per footage that was caught by vacationers.

“I’ve been visiting Hilton Head since I was 12 years old, and I’ve never seen anything like this,” said Gina Athans, one of the individuals who caught the wild moment on camera, while speaking with The Island Packet.

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FAFO About Alligators In Florida

Another idiot who can’t leave nature alone.

Luckily for us, the woman who did exactly that got dished with some instant karma, and considering how she only lost a flip flop, I would just count my losses and move on if I was her. To make this video even better, it’s narrated by a woman from the United Kingdom, so the accent adds a little bit of classiness to go along with wild Florida behavior.

Per a report from Fox 35 Orlando, footage has been circulating after Sarah Louise Martin posted it on her TikTok. She was on vacation from the U.K. in an alligator hotspot in Kissimmee, Florida, which is right outside of Orlando.

The video starts with the woman showing a pond with a group of deer hanging out beside it, but it wasn’t just the deer, an alligator also happened to be in attendance.

For the most part, the deer didn’t mind the gator doing his thing, despite the reptile making its way over to them. This ended up provoking some other lady to take action to get rid of the alligator and be a savior to the deer. But the problem was, like I said, she was interfering with nature and a hungry gator, which is completely unnecessary.

She attempted to get the gator to go away by tossing not one, but two flip-flops at it, but the gator clearly wasn’t a fan. So what does it decide to do?

By snatching one of her flip-flops and running into the lake with it — absolutely glorious!

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I grew up there. We learned not to fuck with the gators or the snakes. They are playing a home game.

When You’ve Done Too Much Drugs

Man Attacked by Alligator, Shot by Deputies After Apparently Making the Dumbest Decision of His Life

A chaotic end for one man may serve as a warning for others about the dangers of methamphetamine, alligators, and charging police with garden shears.

The unusual incident started around 6 a.m. Monday in Lakeland, Florida, when the Polk County Sheriff’s Office received a call about a man, later identified as 42-year-old Timothy Schulz, acting erratically near a racetrack Monday morning. Deputies responded, but initially could not locate the individual.

Hours later, another caller reported a man swimming in a lake that was packed with alligators.

The Sarasota Herald-Tribune reported that one witness told investigators that he offered a life vest to the man, but was refused. Another witness said Schulz growled at them.

While in the water, things went from bad to worse for Schultz. At some point, it appears he was attacked by one of the lake’s resident reptiles.

Schulz eventually exited the water and made his way into a nearby neighborhood. He is believed to have found a pair of garden shears left in a yard there.

His actions grew increasingly aggressive as he walked the community. At one point, he threw a brick at a truck.

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I’ve heard of being high, but this is a lunar buzz it’s so high

How The Hell Do You Lose An Alligator In A Hotel Room?

This is exactly what I wanna see just days before I stay in a hotel room…

Michigan motel staffers were recently stunned after they found an alligator left behind by a guest who stayed there.

The three-foot-long Wally was located Friday in Cheboygan’s Pine River Motel, not much longer after exotic animal collectors checked out.

“We just went in to clean the room and, when my nephew looked under the bed, Wally was there,” Gary, the manager of the motel, Gary, told the Detroit Free Press.

“He was a real friendly gator, so I didn’t feel real scared. He let the police officers hold him and all that, I mean, it was a real friendly alligator.”

The gator‘s owner, who goes around schools with exotic animals, had assumed that Wally had escaped and went into the wild, according to the motel’s manager.

Wally and his owner were reunited Friday. It’s not currently known if police filed any charges.

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