Everyone loves a minor league baseball bat dog. They run out, pick up a Louisville Slugger, and they get so excited about it, you’d think they had just won the lottery.
But, like any dog, sometimes nature calls, but it’s what happened after one such on-field dooking that left fans horrified.
The Kannapolis Cannon Balls are a Single-A affiliate of the Chicago White Sox, and according to Daily Mail, they were taking on the Carolina Mudcats on Tuesday night when the team’s bat dog, Kacey Betty — a certified good girl — decided to drop the kids off at the pool so to speak before going out and picking up a bat.
No biggie. It happens. But what happened next horrified the crowd, and it involved one man, a clipboard, and a bare hand.
Delusions of Adequacy 