A Horse And A Chicken, How To Pick Up Women

A horse and a chicken grew up together on the farm and were the best friends. They went everywhere together. One day, the horse waded into the pond to get a drink, and he realized that his feet were stuck in the mud and that he was sinking. He yelled for the chicken and said,

“I’m stuck in the mud and sinking, go get help, go get the farmer!”

The chicken ran to the house and, realizing the farmer wasn’t home, grabbed the Porshe keys, drove down by the barn, got a length of rope, sped back to the pond, tied the rope to the bumper of the car, threw the other end to the horse, and pulled the horse out of the water.

A couple of weeks later the chicken stepped into a mud puddle in the farm yard and realized that her feet were stuck and that she was sinking.

She hollered for the horse, “Go get the car!”

The horse said, “I don’t need the car.”

He stepped over the mud puddle, straddled it with one foot on each edge, and said, “grab my pecker and pull yourself out.”

The moral of this story is:
If you’re hung like a horse, you don’t need a Porsche to pick up chicks.