How To Spot A Girl To Avoid At All Cost

The red flags used to be tattooed (especially helter-skelter instead of artistic), hair dyed an unnatural color (green, pink, purple), excessive piercings, and cats.

The problem was that some of these girls might actually have been ok (all right, single digits).

Now, there is a 100% test for a girl who is certifiably nuts and you should avoid