What Is The List Of The Great Lies (Used To Be What Are The 3 Big Lies, Now There Are More)?

I was going to make this a sarcastic post so I wanted to remember them as I heard it decades ago. It turned out a lot differently than I thought when I asked the AI bots.

Here’s where I started:

• Trust me
• The check is in the mail
• I love you

So after I did a search, I found these listed by others. If I missed any, leave it in the comments and I’ll include it and give you credit.

• I’m from the government and I’m here to help you
• I won’t cum in your mouth
• I’ll respect you in the morning
• Read my lips, no new taxes
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor
• If you like your plan, you can keep your plan
• Black is beautiful
• Climate change is true
• The moon landing is fake
• The Covid Vaccine works
• The 2020 Election was not rigged or stolen – Mosckerr
• This will only hurt a little while
• This will hurt me more than it hurts you
• It’s not you, it’s me (it’s you)
• I can quit anytime I want to
• You are the best I’ve ever had
• I love the gift
• That dress doesn’t make you look fat
• I’ll return it/repay it right away
• “Honey, that has never happened to me before.”
• “I’m breaking up with you, but I still want us to be friends.”
• “Men are simple creatures.”
• “It’s only a cold sore.”
• “I’m from the IRS and I’m here to help you.”
• “I’ll only stick the head of it in.”
• I would never lie to you.
• Of course size doesn’t matter.
• I’m just happy to be here and help out the team any way I can.
• I love my job
• I only had two drinks at the bar.
• I had no idea that I was speeding.
• No mom, we haven’t had sex. We’re waiting until we get married.
• I’ve only had a couple before you
• “It isn’t about the money, it’s the principle of the thing.”
• “It was like that when I bought it.”
• “That’s a great idea, boss.”
• “I only use my internet connection at work for business purposes.”
• “Don’t worry, my parents really like you.”
• It doesn’t matter to me, you’re sexy no matter how much you weigh. Now go to sleep, I have to work tomorrow.
• I have a headache
• Of course I came
• You make me cum every time
• I’ll call you…definitely!
• The cable man will be there between 9 to noon.
• The taxi will be there in less than 30 minutes.
• The bus comes every half hour.
• “No dear, she’s not prettier than you…”
• Of course I’m 21, I just left my ID in the car.
• Of course I’ve done this before, I’ll be done in five minutes.
• My phone must have died
• It was in my spam folder
• It’s great to see you
• I can have only one more
• “I don’t care about looks as much as personality.”
• That was my last one
• I’m fine
• That looks great on you