World’s Shortest Books (Satire)

For those easily offended, move along, nothing to see here.  For those with a sense of irony, humor and perhaps sarcasm, enjoy.

The World’s Shortest Books:

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.
Illustrated  by Michael Moore
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS &
HOW I HELPED AFTER  KATRINA
by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
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THINGS I  LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton
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Sequel:
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY

By Bill  Clinton
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MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE

by Osama Bin Laden
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THINGS I  CANNOT AFFORD

by Bill Gates

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THINGS I  WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY

by Dennis Rodman
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THINGS I KNOW TO BE TRUE

by Al Gore & John Kerry

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AMELIA EARHART’S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

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A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES

by Dr. J.. Kevorkian

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ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE

by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O’Donnel

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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

by Mike Tyson

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THE AMISH  PHONE DIRECTORY
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS

by O. J. Simpson
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES

by Ted Kennedy
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MY BOOK OF MORALS

by Bill Clinton with introduction

by the Rev. Jesse Jackson
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AND, JUST ADDED:

Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy!

By Nancy Pelosi