<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<!-- generator="wordpress.com" -->
<urlset xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance"
	xsi:schemaLocation="http://www.sitemaps.org/schemas/sitemap/0.9 http://www.sitemaps.org/schemas/sitemap/0.9/sitemap.xsd"
	xmlns="http://www.sitemaps.org/schemas/sitemap/0.9"
	xmlns:news="http://www.google.com/schemas/sitemap-news/0.9"
	xmlns:image="http://www.google.com/schemas/sitemap-image/1.1"
	>
<url><loc>https://johnsimonds.com/2026/04/03/if-you-know-this-song-your-childhood-was-awesome/</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name>Delusions of Adequacy</news:name><news:language>en</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-04-03T08:21:00+00:00</news:publication_date><news:title>If You Know This Song, Your Childhood Was Awesome</news:title><news:keywords>humor, life, funny, sarcasm, people, childhood, looney tunes</news:keywords></news:news></url><url><loc>https://johnsimonds.com/2026/04/03/different-headlines-i-did-not-have-everest-guides-poisoning-climbers-on-my-bingo-card-nato-the-loser-in-the-iran-war-nasa-menus-for-moon-trip-nba-ok-with-wife-beaters-just-not/</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name>Delusions of Adequacy</news:name><news:language>en</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-04-03T04:49:00+00:00</news:publication_date><news:title>Different Headlines: I Did Not Have “Everest Guides Poisoning Climbers” on My Bingo Card; NATO The Loser In the Iran War;  NASA Menus for Moon Trip;  NBA Ok With Wife Beaters, Just Not Morals;   Surprise Masters Winners;  Tiger&#8217;s Girlfriend, No More Drugs Or You&#8217;re out;  Artemis Moon Mission Daily Agenda;    How Barack Obama Cost the Democratic Party Its Base;</news:title><news:keywords>pelosi, lying, cheating, golf, assholes, drugs, space, NBA, cooning, nato, saggin, elections 2026, Everest, tiger</news:keywords></news:news></url><url><loc>https://johnsimonds.com/2026/04/02/dick-memes-3/</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name>Delusions of Adequacy</news:name><news:language>en</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-04-02T08:41:00+00:00</news:publication_date><news:title>Dick Memes</news:title><news:keywords>humor, life, funny, sarcasm, people, dick humor, dick jokes</news:keywords></news:news></url><url><loc>https://johnsimonds.com/2026/04/02/different-headlines-nfl-coaches-day-drinking-dog-vs-bear-good-boy-the-16-longest-losing-streaks-in-nfl-history-revenge-ass-kicking-in-the-nhl-why-men-make-better-judges-another-reason/</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name>Delusions of Adequacy</news:name><news:language>en</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-04-02T04:44:00+00:00</news:publication_date><news:title>Different Headlines: NFL Coaches Day Drinking;  Dog Vs Bear, good Boy;   The 16 Longest Losing Streaks In NFL History;   Revenge Ass-Kicking in the NHL;   Why Men Make better Judges;   Another Reason Celebtards Should STFU;   How Parents Waste Their Money On Kids Education;  EU Wants Covid 2.0 rules for the &#8220;Little People&#8221;;   This is rich, Hot Dogs In Pizza Crust;   What Colleges Made The Final Four The Same Year With Mens and Womens Teams;  Ranking The Longest NFL Winning Streaks;  Another Reason Travel Sucks;  Windsurfer Vs Whale, Whale wins;</news:title><news:keywords>sarcasm, pets, EU, emotion, people, celebtards, Covid-19, NFL, football, judges, females, air travel, basketball, day drinking</news:keywords></news:news></url></urlset>