Any other company in this age of litigiousness would be suspect, perhaps for alleged age discrimination. Fortunately, IBM has been in enough lawsuits that the wording, terms and coercion are carefully crafted and legally reviewed……Heck, we couldn’t use the word monopoly in any press release decades after the monopoly lawsuit.
Here it is ->
IBMers who are qualified to apply are:
• Employees who received a satisfactory or higher performance rating in 2011
• Employees who participate in IBM pension plans currently or by Jan. 1, 2014
• Have met the criteria of at least 30 years of service regardless of age
• Are at least 55 with 15 or more years of service
• Or are at least 62 with five or more years of service
• Or are at least 65 with one year of service
• More recently hired IBMers who participate only in IBM’s 401k “Plus” plan if they are age 62 as of Jan. 1, 2014
I know a lot of folks who fit in this class. They are smarter and wiser than those who will be filling their shoes. In some cases, they are some of the smartest people in IBM like Rod, Jeff and maybe even Bob.
This has the outward appearances of a Wall Street promotion. Stocks have a tendency to rise when companies announce anything tantamount to layoffs and as I detail later, IBM seems to be focusing on EPS more than innovation.
HOW TO MASK ANY DISCRIMINATION
This program is made “voluntary” with a guarantee of no RA or resource action (being fired in IBM speak) if you promise to retire in 2013 (loads of part time work). You can logically deduct that there will be more people RA’d as predicted a while back here and here (as far back as February). You can bet there is a slice of this population that will benefit from this as they would have been RA’s later this year. The alternative is that a major division such as GBS or GTS which both are treading water could be sold off.
It’s roots go back to the FAP (financial assistance program) back when Gerstner took over and got rid of all the dead weight roaming the halls of IBM (which may be why they are doing it again). Give them enough money to leave and be quiet and you can dump any crowd you target. Most people rarely get this good of an out, so watch the IBM passengers jump the ship like it was sinking.
IT’S WHO IS LEAVING THAT IS IMPORTANT
Remember that at the end of the day, IBM is still a mainframe company despite the barrage of services and software messaging and reporting…..their job is to service the mainframe . Most of the software they sell is for the mainframe as it is “middleware”.
Over 40% (48 I think is the number so almost 50%) of Systems and Technology Group (STG or the Mainframe group) are in this retirement category. That means those with all the knowledge of how stuff works is leaving. Sure there will be a lot of youngsters who can tweet, but veteran VLSI chip designers and circuit board layout engineers for the next Cloud server are gone.
This means the will have to hire back the folks that know what is going on, or know how to program in COBOL.
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THEY ACCEPT THE BUYOUT?
Nothing. That’s right, even for the most conscientious of employees, people are going to stop working with them so it is a vacation the rest of the year.
You see, IBM is a place where you call around to get someone else to handle some or all of your work especially in an emergency (it always is when Ginni says get it done which gets thrown around in vain now). If first choice (the person in charge of the product) is not available, you move on to the next likely source until you get someone to take on the task. When you know a person is only in for 3 days a week, you stop going to them as the pressure is so high that to get your job done you will go elsewhere. This of course puts the burden on everyone else to do more with less knowledge, hence a job done worse or you get time back due to not enough people to hold the meeting
THE PENSION PLAN
A while back, if you did not have 20 years of service, you got moved off the pension plan (the gravy train) and onto a cash balance plan (401k with your money and a little bump from IBM) to placate any hint of discrimination, an event which can clearly be tied to this announcement.
I got a letter from IBM that said the plan was only funded to 88% this year. They need to get people off this plan so IBM is not required by the government to make it 100%. While it is an off balance sheet item for now, it still is a liability.
IT ALL COMES DOWN TO THE 2015 EPS CLAIM
IBM made a prediction that it will pay $20 EPS in 2015. I believe it will with this announcement. Older workers make more, have more costly healthcare and can’t be persuaded to work 100 hours a week as easily as millennial’s. You have to make sales, tough in this economy or cut expenses. Payroll (including benefits) is a big number on any company’s financials, so this is a good place to drop the knife. Nothing stands in the way of this number.
They are going to buy back $7 billion in shares, get rid of expensive employees and cut to the bone any group that isn’t highly profitable and bingo, $20 it is tattooed on the backs of the employees known as Roadkill 2015.
Conversely, if you read the book by Thomas Watson Jr., he quoted that his father (founder of IBM) always hired in times of trouble so he could be ready for the time things turned around. I’m trusting that IBM will make a move to hire a lot of new graduates to work in the USA as replacements.
WHO GETS HURT
The Customer, period. (editors note: the employees that make it to 2015 except those in the NY club get it also)
Cut out the product knowledge and you have marketing messaging for your products (Smarter anything is the nom de Jour). You’ll see innovation suffer due to this talent drain. There are really smart people at IBM and I’m sure there will be more, just without the benefit of the person who blazed the trail). When you let the bean counters make the decisions for the future, cutting expenses is the goal. Perhaps, IBM will find the next Mark Zuckerberg to work for Big Data?
So expect some letdown in quality and surely morale, just like the rest of the industry (prediction, Apple’s next product will be google wave or plus or Newton capable).
In a way, this even’s the playing field and will be fun to watch unless Oracle, Google, Microsoft and HP can screw up worse.
BIGGEST LOSS OF ALL?
Steve Mills has been there over 30 years and qualifies.
UPDATE
It seems that for those who qualify, this is a wildly popular program. It is a once in a lifetime (for most) to get paid to leave and work less in the transition while planning your retirement. There is some high fiving in the hallways knowing that the light at the end of the tunnel just got brighter. They say it’ll be one big long vacation for the old timers to end their career.






